Drama Queens
White Oprah better step up her game, because there's a new fake ass bitch in town. Lindsay HoHan's alleged secret half-sister and her sleazy mommy spoke to The Insider and they really brought the drama. Did the John Robert Powers acting school have a 2-for-1 mother/daughter special, because they are phenomenal actresses.
You can really feel the raw emotion pouring out of HoHan's secret half-sister when she says, "I'd love to meet my thiblings. I'd love that. But not with him. Not now...." DAMN! HoHan should take acting classes from this girl.
The mommy really brings it at the end when she cries glycerin tears and says, "I didn't want this....I just didn't. Michael gave me no choice." Standing ovation! That's some Lifetime movie shit right there.
I can't wait until Michael Lohan's paternity results come back. These two are going to bring it hardcore. Clip below:
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Has White Oprah issued a statement about this yet?
I laughed when she said that she didn't want to meet her dad but she would love to meet her siblings. Of course she wants to meet her siblings! She'll probably want their freaking autographs. She seems more starstruck than interested in becoming a family with them.
The ending though was the best. That mother should have won the oscar that Lindsay wants. The whole thing was funny as hell.
Alexandra <3
the lohan gene is recessive in it's no class skankiness...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
HAHA! You guyth are thlaying me! Thtop it!
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Reminds me of the good old days before DNA testing was readily accessible. A star knew they had made it when the love child Mamas started coming out of the woodwork.
You're thorry?? How am I ever going to get back that 0:53 of my life?
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
I thingth that Lindthay's thecret half-thister'th mother thould win an Othcar for thath performanth.
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Póg ma thoin.
I can't stand these fake hos already! White Oprah should send them some complimentary knee-pad leggings and call it a day.
Oh Good Lord, really. Whether it is a Lohan or not, it has already mastered the fine art of attention whoring thanks to mommy.
And I really doubt her "thiblings" really give a shit if she "exthiths" or not.
That girl looks exactly like Michael Lohan. Why is she dissin' him? She should be dissin' her momma who needs to learn how to keep her legs and her mouth closed. White trash, baby - that's what I'm talkin' about. This is what the Lohans would look like sans Lindsey's $$$.
oh for fuck's sake
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
Maybe she'll be thinger some day, she just needs some thinging lessons.
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The important lesson to learn here for all you parent is
WHORE YOUR KIDS OUT WHILE YOU CAN...
Yes, whore them out BEFORE the paternity test comes in, cuz you know in your slutty, whorish heart, that you have no fucking clue who your baby dadddy be...
BUT DON'T LET THAT DETER YOU AT ALL IF YOU HAVE EVER FUCKED SOMEONE EVEN SEMI-FAMOUS...
That's right, I mean, why not try to find out who the baby daddy is at the age of what? 14? Why not? Sure that shit obviously mattered not to you for 13 or so years, but, VH1 wants the rights to your story IF you've claimed to have fucked a semi-famous person, cuz....
THAT'S SOME GOOOD REALITY TV RIGHT THERE, HO!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 13, 2008 - 8:31pm.
I look forward to more shitty music and pretensions of acting ability from yet another Lohan spawned homunculus.
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Submitted by dead-actress on July 13, 2008 - 8:41pm.
That mother's performance reminded me of Jan Hooks'
Hi DA!
They should have had a fake tear sprayer shooting water out at the interviewer.LOL
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I'm sure by the time Papa Lohan's paternity test comes in, these two will both have new veneers, highlights in their hair, and fresh spray tans.
That mother's performance reminded me of Jan Hooks' character as Tammy Faye Baker on SNL. I was waiting for the sobbing and black rivers of tears to come trickling down her face.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
We must do things differently in NY. I know several people who have children conceived during an affair or a one night stand. None of them was ever left with no choice but to put their child in front of a camera. I cant imagine a situation where they would be.
Mickey Anonymouse,
I'm not joking when I say that that is quite possibly the funniest comment I have ever read on Dlisted ever.
Submitted by madam s. on July 13, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Datura,
You need some of those leopard-print cankle-warmers. Warm cankles will make you less grumpy.
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Lol. Will they fit over my Jellus H8er Mom Jeans?
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
She doesn't look a damn thing like them. Also, White Oprah is no prize, but that bitch is a straightup downgrade.
Submitted by S_G on July 13, 2008 - 8:28pm.
A Lohan and a lisp. Someone certainly got the short straw in life. Poor kid
S_G, It ain't easy being from the shallow end of the gene pool. Some rough knocks ahead.
I look forward to more shitty music and pretensions of acting ability from yet another Lohan spawned homunculus.
I'm going to build a time machine and go back and smash old man Lohan's testicles between to bricks -- proactive birth control, Dr. Who style.
she looks nothing like them.
A Lohan and a lisp. Someone certainly got the short straw in life. Poor kid.
It will be fun to see how many illegitimate lisping Lohans come out of the woodwork.
she went this long and now's it's such a big deal...whore
"Thiblings?"
Laughthing my athss off!
Submitted by COKO on July 13, 2008 - 6:35pm.
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Hot avie. If one of them is a girl by some chance, then never mind.
I actually am wondering why this attention-ho didn't step forward sooner when Lindsey was in her prime, and not fading away from public interest. I feel a tinge of sympathy for the kids in this circus freak show of a family but it's quickly overcome by disgust and repulsion.
Submitted by Datura on July 13, 2008 - 7:14pm.
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Damn, I'm grouchy today. I've got my kneepad leggings on too tight, I guess.
Ah! Don't contribute to these gold diggers paycheck! Haha, you also have a hot avie.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
omg.. THEY"RE SO ANNOYING
even more annoying than the original lohans!!!! WHY's it getting WORSE!?!?
Submitted by mike on July 13, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Fuck that. Tonight's trashy entertainment of choice is "I Love Money" on VH1.
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TIVO BITCH!
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Ahhaha mike,
I WAS channeling Giuliana, wasn't I? Creepy. Now I feel icky.
Datura,
You need some of those leopard-print cankle-warmers. Warm cankles will make you less grumpy.
Submitted by madam s. on July 13, 2008 - 4:53pm.
That is thum of the thickest thit I've ever theen. Theriouthly.
Are you making fun of the little girl, or is that your Rudy Giuliani impression?
I can't stand the self-pity dripping from all things Lohan. It's hard to feel too bad for a bunch of narcissistic fuck-ups and cokeheads and the people who will sell their dignity to be associated with them.
Damn, I'm grouchy today. I've got my kneepad leggings on too tight, I guess.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Yeah, they`re coming forward alright....
coming forward to get that check!
Get it, cash it, Get DirecTV!
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I sense a tell-all book/pamphlet written in crayon and with a foreword by Kato Kaelin quivering on the horizon.
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No, that wasn't me. My Chuck E. Cheeze days are over.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 13, 2008 - 4:53pm.
That is thum of the thickest thit I've ever theen. Theriouthly.
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hehee.....
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Submitted by S_G on July 13, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Anyone watching 'Big Brother'?
Fuck that. Tonight's trashy entertainment of choice is "I Love Money" on VH1.
Anyone watching 'Big Brother'?
*Hangs head in shame*
The 75 year old Peepaw house guest just felt up the boobs of one of the hot blondes.
And another classy season of 'Big Brother' begins!...
For a second I felt bad for wanting to make fun och her lithp, but then I realised where I was... How come it's the low life's that have super sperm? I mean, Lohan, K-fed, Joe Jackson...
I'm pretty sure Michael gave her the choice to have an abortion. I bet he even gave her the money (lifted from Dina's wallet, $20 at a time).
What I wonder is why she waited so long to come forward.
That is thum of the thickest thit I've ever theen. Theriouthly.
Dude. EVERYBODY your age wants to meet your thiblings! What makes you so special? Honestly - they prolly got a LOT of thiblings so you better take a number.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
And I feel so badly for the obvious poverty that they have experienced that forced this whole "coming forward" ordeal. Poor.things...
And we thought that A-Rod had a type. MiHan should have been a soap opera producer.
one way or another, i know who killed my compassion
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"Changes come before we can go.
Learn to see them before we're too old.
Don't just take me for tryin' to be heavy.
Understand, it's time to get ready for the storm."
If I were Lindsey, the Ronsons would be my family now.
Actually, I would have disowned my family the first time I scored a high-paying movie role.
the lohan bloodline needs to stop here.
*vomits*
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."