Drama Queens
White Oprah better step up her game, because there's a new fake ass bitch in town. Lindsay HoHan's alleged secret half-sister and her sleazy mommy spoke to The Insider and they really brought the drama. Did the John Robert Powers acting school have a 2-for-1 mother/daughter special, because they are phenomenal actresses.
You can really feel the raw emotion pouring out of HoHan's secret half-sister when she says, "I'd love to meet my thiblings. I'd love that. But not with him. Not now...." DAMN! HoHan should take acting classes from this girl.
The mommy really brings it at the end when she cries glycerin tears and says, "I didn't want this....I just didn't. Michael gave me no choice." Standing ovation! That's some Lifetime movie shit right there.
I can't wait until Michael Lohan's paternity results come back. These two are going to bring it hardcore. Clip below:
Thanks Alex
John Robert Powers Modeling Shcool! ahahahahaha! I used to work at that foolywang mess of a modeling agency...
"Whom gods destroy they first make mad."
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 14, 2008 - 6:55am.
"Isnt there anything more important to discuss then Michael Lohan's (like who the fuck is he)
illegitimate love child?"
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Well, no. Happy now? Tune in to CNN, you Rocket Scientist.
this woman better hope she got with another soon to be imprisoned banker because I think mlo gets all of his cash from lindsay. I cannot imagine any judge making her pay child support for her father's illegit kid.
the thing I read had michael saying he heard about this while he was in prison. I don't know if he meant fraud or the shoe smacking incident. I thinks perhaps the latter.
apparently he wrote the girl some letters and, I thought, he'd met her. maybe he lied or the mom is lying.
anyway. this has been going on for a while. after mom started making noises about child support mlo gets the idea for the paternity test. (for once I don't even blame him for one of his actions)
the mom claims she went to the media to get him to pay. but mlo got his message out first cuz he's sly like that.
here's the thing. I have never met michael lohan, much less what this woman has done (vomit), yet I could have told her he was not even going to commit to years of child support payments...
even if the test comes back saying he's the daddy. the court may force him to pay but I really think being an ex BANKER he will be able to make his assets appear quite small. and because they probably aren't all that great these days.
Hug it out! There's always room for more trash in the Lohan family. Their garbage bag runneth over.
Ugh. Yet another middle aged woman with no discernable skills other than that of getting knocked up by a loser. Get in line bitch. As usual, pity the child. She's gonna be a real head case ....
Oh cry me a river, bitch. You had a kid with a married man and now that child has to suffer because you want to be a money grubbing drama queen.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 14, 2008 - 5:55am.
Wow. Isnt there anything more important to discuss then Michael Lohan's (like who the fuck is he)
illegitimate love child? Nothing
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No, there isn't. This is D-listed. If you want incisive commentary on the issues that matter, go to CNN.com. You're being a grammar-challenged troll and trying to piss us off and it won't work.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Barf. I cannot even stand to watch this hot mess. This woman dragging her daughter into the glare of the spotlight for her 15 minutes or a buttlod of cash is just reprehensible.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
hahahah. The kid seems more star struck than anything. Who the hell does she care about who her dad is..she's interested in the fame she will partake for being Lyndsey's half sister. It's her ticket to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. hahha
It's freaking sick if you ask me. Dumb kid.
Love the momma."I feel for Dina", bitch, Dina doesn't give a rat's ass about that loser.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
On another note, I've cried more real tears over dropped food than that woman is. Try again, sweetie.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 14, 2008 - 6:55am
There'd be no pathetic commenting if there weren't pathetic people polluting the news that really matters on a daily basis. I can find more info on those stupid Brang-ugh, can't even bring myself to say the name- babies then I can on our troops. However, since this a site for trash news, we enjoy it while we can.
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notoriousrem, firstly its "than", secondly, you are here commenting. why.
Wow. Isnt there anything more important to discuss then Michael Lohan's (like who the fuck is he)
illegitimate love child? Nothing amazes me anymore, everyday is a little more pathetic when it comes to this shit.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
The kid doesn't want anything to do with Michael Blowhan, but Mommy won't say NO to the Child Support payments.
13 years later, NOW this twat is coming forward claiming Michael Lohan is the dad??
1) She's a Ho.
2) She's a cheap Ho. Michael hit that for the price of a bottle of malt liquor and a pack of Camels.
3) Her welfare checks have run out.
4) That kid already f*cked up. Get the jail cell ready now.
And finally, who's the poor bastard that ended up married/divorced to this idiot twat? Or did this poor kid have a LOT of daddies growing up?
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Why would anyone reveal or even consider showing a connection to ( of all people ) the LOHANS - but through FATHER LOHAN - Sweet Jesus. If I ever found out I was related to them in ANY capacity especially now. I would do everything in my power to make sure NO ONE found out. This "the way it came out" what does she mean - she's the one that came forward and claimed all this for fuck sake. Micheal Lohan wasn't in any hurry to say anything. All this would only make him more of a D-bag then he already is. Please people whoever you are - call it a day and vanish your making your family look like idiots but I suppose if your willing to announce that your related to family lohan then you pretty much were all along. What kind of mother does this - celebrity being what it is today why would you want to do this to your child now you could have waited till she was older. She's at the most impressionable part of her life. For your sake I hope she doesn't grow up later in life thinking "what the hell was my mother thinking" the only reason you'd do it is for fame or money. Not cause your bleeding heart cares about anyone. We should call you the HOGAN Cousin wannabe's
I don't get it. How did Michael make her do this? He already took it to the press and ordered a paternity test. Is there something else he's supposed to do...? I mean, for a deadbeat dad (and a douche) who didn't even know! that's pretty responsible. What's the problem?
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such a fucking lie, why didn't she contact him in jail, inmates love receiving letters. i hope that this isn't his daughter, not that i care for the lohans (besides lindz), but that woman is an opportunist, and she won't get any money cause michael has none, get a clue and live poor like the rest of us!!!
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Little one are you out there?
Viva too?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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As hateful and proud of it as i am i don't make fun of kids out of fear for any children i may one day have Karma is a bitch so until she pulls a miley i'm going to have to leave this one alone
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Amy Winehouse makes music? Oh, silly Mike. Tapping everything in sight with your crack pipe while tweaking isn't music, no matter how melodious!
Saw this today- laughed my ass off.
Of course she wants to meet her siblings- they are rich and fucking famous!Maybe sheand her mom are super fans trying to get their autographs....
If anyone is around and awake, I'd love to bitch about something unrelated....
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I think I read that the girl's mom believed/pretended that her husband was the father. they got divorced and a paternity test revealed the truth (although how common is a paternity test between a married couple?).
then the mom, needing someone to hit up for child support, recalls michael lohan of all people.
did anyone see living lohan? theres a great scene where her vocal coach says oh yeah Ali isnt 15 shes like 27. She meant it to be a compliment of her maturity, but that shit was so funny cause she looks more like a withered 27yo. Ali probably is the first born, 15 my ass. On that note, Ali looks better than the half sister, whom is kinda busted, and thats really saying something. But her mom is a step up looks wise from Dina.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Night bitches.
This poor child is gonna be whored out beyond beleif.
The only reason she wants to meet her "thiblings" is because they're famewhores like her.
Gonnaburn:
good one! how 'bout i went to bed with ML and here's where we did it!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Bitch mother isn't sorry. Freaking whore.
Hopefully she won't grow out of that lisp, it's her only talent so far! Famewhoring is a talent ALL in it's own, MK. The Lohans' got it down pretty well if you ask me.
Trash!
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, take a chance you STUPID HO(s).
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I wouldn't be surprised if this girl is a Lohan. Seems like famewhoring is a genetic trait.
This trashy mother is doing whatever it takes to get 15min of fame for her and Lispy. 'Cuz, you know, Lispy can't make it in Hollywood on her looks and talent.
Ashley, repeat after me:
She sells seashells by the sea shore.
The thells theathells by the thea thore.
Ok, perfect.
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That's some great acting.
Lindthey's new thithter hath the sexthiest lithp ever!!!! That ith a total hot meth!!!!!
ohmyFUCK, why did I stick around here long enough to give in and click on this shit? that lithp ith no joke...
I guess we know who inherited the talent gene in the Lohan family. Lindsay wishes she could act as well as that girl!
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I don't understand why that girl would rather meet her siblings than her FATHER. It's not like Ali/Lindsay/Little Lohan brother really gives two shits about her. Seriously.
"They'll be the next to have their own reality show "
Bringing Up Bastard!
>"I didn't want this...I just didn't."<
Is she talking about her daughter? And poor little Ashley just thits there.
She looks/sounds like the little girl who played Margarat in a Denis the Menace movie made in the 90s. Lisssp and all.
LLMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOOO!! Absolutely pathetic...two whores, like mother like daughter, so sad to say.
And I am usually not so mean, but that kid is UGLY. Mom should hide her.
completely off topic: what´s up with the usa misses, that just can´t seem to be able to walk a straight line in heels, without falling on their asses? just wondering...
**whatever**
They'll be the next to have their own reality show GAAAARUANNNNTEEEEEED!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
this isth thso thstupid.
i wonder if they used the mail in DNA test...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
parissucksliterally on July 13, 2008 - 9:53pm.
HAHA! You guyth are thlaying me! Thtop it
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lmao!
Submitted by darkmoon_bloodred on July 13, 2008 - 10:05pm.
What is she's not a Lohan? That will be the funniest shit!!
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exactly, but on the positive: good to be back to something other than that starfucker French mayor's shit-eating grin
What is she's not a Lohan? That will be the funniest shit!!
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