Um......Okay.....
Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France held a fucking press conference today to show off the birth certificates of the twin messiahs aka Hard Knox and Vivie Jolie-Pitt. The hell?! Is this normal?
I'm surprised his ass didn't come prancing out with Saint Angelina's golden placenta in one hand and the chosen ones' umbilical cords in the other. Yeah, scratch that. They didn't have umbilical cords, because they dropped from the heavens above.
Mayor Christian told reporters, "On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple of the world who have chosen our city for this happy event. I also congratulate the four brothers and sisters of the newborns who are [history won't forget it] real 'Niçois' ('citizens of Nice'). It's a pride to Nice and all its citizens."
Ok, how much did Brangelina pay his ass? I'm waiting for him to announce that they are changing the name of their city from Nice to Brangelinaville.
Not only did the mayor hold a press conference, but so did her doctor. Dr. Michel Sussmann said that Brad was in the room with Saint Angelina. He said, "It was an epidural, so [Angelina] was awake and speaking and laughing. They were happy." Dr. Michel went on to say that Brad even cut their umbilical cords. Okay, so they did have umbilical cords. Expect to see their crystal cords on eBay.
Who the hell is going to give a press conference next? The janitor?
I guess I should also take part in celebrating this totallyamazingspecialwonderfulfantasticholy day. I will celebrate by getting shitbombed for the second time today! Hooray! I wish everyday was Brangelina day!
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hahaa, the simpsons are on tonight.
beavis and butthead.
that works too.
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I guess I should also take part in celebrating this totallyamazingspecialwonderfulfantasticholy day. I will celebrate by getting shitbombed for the second time today! Hooray! I wish everyday was Brangelina day!
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And I. Will be smoking this fattie, contemplating the Second Coming as twins and devising elaborate plans for the annihilation of the human race via Mother Nature.
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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Has anyone seen Ford Prefect lately? I'd like to hitch a ride, I have some money.
Submitted by chefcammi on July 13, 2008 - 7:03pm.
what are the twins names?
Where have you been? Itchy & Scratchy.
This shit really needs to end
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That's it. Something just snapped. Those pictures gave me the biggest belly laugh...tears...OMG. This is a politician, yes? Does he do this for every foreign parented baby born in Nice? That must be exhausting. Doesn't he have a family or friends or something. Jeez, people in real life are such loosers.
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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
So, she calls shiloh a blob.
are these to going to be blobs too?
or, is she going to get creative and call them thing one and thing two?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I love that one of the tags is "Shut Your Hole"
hahahahahahha
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Submitted by chefcammi on July 13, 2008 - 7:03pm.
what are the twins names?
cha and ching
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what are the twins names? ☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
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Le DUUH and Le DAAAAR and Le Pew!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I sure would like a break from all this Brangie news.
I didn't feel the earth move on Saturday, the heavens didn't part and a hugh rainbow appear when the two blobs were born..Maybe because she named the boy blob Knox..god didn't even like it.
People have no pride whatsoever.
real quick, no peeking... top five things a mayor should be holding a press conference about?... yeah, none of ya thought "Angie's kids"
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"Changes come before we can go.
Learn to see them before we're too old.
Don't just take me for tryin' to be heavy.
Understand, it's time to get ready for the storm."
Ahahahahahahahah!
MK I love you all over again "shitbombed"!! And the tags for this thread:
Dumbasses • Girlfriend Please • I Don't Like Jokes • Shut Your Hole
Bahahahahahhahaha!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Ten bucks says bitch gets reelected next term.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
I see the French are following in the American's footsteps in their worship of all things frivolous and fleeting.
All they need to do is convert to Scientology and they will be the most annoying people ever. This is a scientific fact and cannot be disputed.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
this moved beyond stupid a looonnggg ass time ago, but god damn, the crazy train keeps a rolling.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Yeah, no shit. Brad and Angie are in no way media whores who signed off on this publicity stunt worthy of PT Barnum.
I tried to post about this on JJ that the mayor looked like moses with the ten commandments and I was awaiting the plague of frogs in my underground bunker, but I think I have been banned!
*muffled sobbing, paging through Brad and Jen scrapbook*
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
This is beyond stupid shit. It's fucking unbelievable.
I couldn't believe it either when I first read it. Jesus Christ! Is the entire world crazy?!
This man needs to be shot.
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ok, this is just too much... i'm having an overload episode of how stupid this shit is
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"Changes come before we can go.
Learn to see them before we're too old.
Don't just take me for tryin' to be heavy.
Understand, it's time to get ready for the storm."