Um......Okay.....

Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 13, 2008 - 10:10pm

You poor thing. You're lucky she didn't make you drink the kool-aid.
Brangiloonism is now officially declared a social disease. That sort of madness is not healthy for any environment, and most definitely contributes to global warming.

Console yourself with the warm, fuzzy blanket of sanity, and clear logic. Your neighbor probably goes on Just Jared, and slowly has her brain turned to cotton candy.
Check her garden, she's probably growing her own heroin poppies, intermingled with the daffodils.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Leatherette on July 13, 2008 - 7:37pm.
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Pictures and shit??? OMG/LOL!!

and

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on July 13, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Damn! I am honored! I don't know how you can tolerate a BF who is also a Brangeloonie. Seriously, this friendship with my neighbor is OVER.

This is the SECOND time I smell/hear her crazy. I don't have 1 more time in me.

Michael K, admit it - you and Jared go out drinking and laugh about this. Both you guys wave the red Brangelina flag in front of your bulls and ta-da, a dozen pages of b-s. Instead of good cop/bad cop it's gossip kiss-ass/gossip bitch. Tell the other homo the thought of him knitting booties is sort of funny, too.

How pathetic. This mayor dude's claim to 15min of fame is by clinging onto Bragelina's spawn.

I'm so tired of Brangelina and its famewhoring. It's their second and third biological kids. Yawn. The novelty of Pitt and Jolie bumping uglies is over.

I just have to say I love North Carolina! The newscaster just announced Angelina gave birth to Vivi-ANN MARCH-A-LINA!!! (I bet he's a secret dlister)

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by radio siren on July 13, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Did anyone else in the restaurant notice what was going on?
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Gawd I love you guys!!

HELL YES!!! The whole restaurant was watching I found out later. After my neighbor left, we ate our breakfast and we paid. On our way out I said to the waitress, "The food was great! Thanks for not throwing us out!" She LAUGHED and said, "Anytime!"

I asked another gal if who worked there if she saw it. She said no, but she heard about it!

Submitted by PerOne on July 13, 2008 - 10:42pm.

quoted "Try that line on one of the trangelina starfucker fan sites, and watch your ass get chewed by zombie troll fans for insinuating that their gods shit and eat like mere mortals."

ack, I wouldn't want to. I'd think treating actors other than "mere mortals" would be an insult.
Thank them for their work, sure. Treating them any different then a person you'd meet on the street on any different day. Is quite frankly idiotic. they do their job, anything else is your projection of their character. which is silly.
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Which is exactly the point here: funning and baiting all the people who suck up to them like they're not mere mortals, AND that Pitt and Jolie themselves WANT that kind of treatment. They have paid for the UN recognition, the photo ops for checks that are mere drops in the buckets compared to what others give WITHOUT THE PHOTO OPS/BRAGGING ABOUT IT, what's obscene is that giving to others is merely a MARKETING TOOL to these two, well, tools.

I've made this my signature in honor of you, Diamond Dog. It made me laugh so hard. My BFF defends her. I don't get it with her because she's awesome in every other regard and Angelina Jolie is not worth the effort.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

quote "Like if the mayor of Nice is going to go to this length to kiss their asses and make public announcements, then he should do the same for every new baby born in Nice."

That mayor is probably an asshole, he groped what he thought was a brass ring. I can't say the length other people will go, I'm just saying personally, it shouldn't matter.
Their nannies? too personal, I don't care if they're raised by illegals. they'll eat good food at least.

quoted "Try that line on one of the trangelina starfucker fan sites, and watch your ass get chewed by zombie troll fans for insinuating that their gods shit and eat like mere mortals."

ack, I wouldn't want to. I'd think treating actors other than "mere mortals" would be an insult.
Thank them for their work, sure. Treating them any different then a person you'd meet on the street on any different day. Is quite frankly idiotic. they do their job, anything else is your projection of their character. which is silly.

& found out a couple of weeks ago that one of my neighbors is a real-life Angelina fan. Found out when the cops came to pick her up for violating a restraining order by parking her car ON his lawn and waving a a knife bawling between death threats, then jumping back in her ride and taking off. Her next-door neighbor's been in her house and said she had framed cut-out mag pics of Angie and Brad along with family pics everywhere. Good times.

Submitted by PerOne on July 13, 2008 - 6:28pm.

^^^^^^^^^^
I respect what you're saying but when you say that they shit and eat, etc. like everyone else, I feel the same way but feel that it means they don't deserve any special treatment. Like if the mayor of Nice is going to go to this length to kiss their asses and make public announcements, then he should do the same for every new baby born in Nice.

And I think their nannies and staff are going to have to be the ones to worry about diapers and formula, not them. The two of them will be sleeping soundly through the night, I'm sure of it.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Submitted by PerOne on July 13, 2008 - 10:28pm.

just because they're in the limelight doesn't mean they don't shit and eat.
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Try that line on one of the trangelina starfucker fan sites, and watch your ass get chewed by zombie troll fans for insinuating that their gods shit and eat like mere mortals.

Just Wondering: Oh shit, I didn't even think of that! But yeah, definite Loonie, the type that had to reply to EVERY poster who was not fawning and slobbering over Brangelina.

DD: That is fucking psycho! Ya know, I often wonder who I know, in RL, that may be a closet Brangeloonie. I posted a while back about a friend of mine who gushed about Angie's "humanitarian deeds" on her MS page, but I haven't mentioned it to her yet. I think Bradiful is right; that's all they've got to praise her about and, to them, that's enough to overlook her sketchy background. Did anyone else in the restaurant notice what was going on?

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

now, I'm not a fan of this obsession about these two and the insatiable media frenzy that has enveloped their lives but some sort of congratulations are in order. For them personally, sure they are high profile, but I'm sure they still feel blessed to have two new children, and healthy. They're just new parents people, thinking about diapers, formula, etc, thankful she had a normal birth without complications.
get some perspective. just because they're in the limelight doesn't mean they don't shit and eat.

Submitted by radio siren
" She's calling herself a witch and threatening other posters."

Ten to one odds that poster is LoveAngelina.

Just Like A White Winged Dove

DiamondDawg on July 13, 2008 - 10:13pm

Hi love bug.

So you'll be happy I suppose to know some of us broke and went to JJ to mess with the loons.
Go to the other Brangie thread today and you'll see some of it, there's A LOT of comments but we had FUN!
Sunday is my funday....

I don't have any loon friends, thank gwad.
Even my dad is like wtf?

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Hi Bradiful - glad to see you here. I just edited my post, that's why it pops up over yours.

Kuh-razy! I mean, I haven't even seen the story on the news or even looked for it on the net. I'm now speechless.

And yeah I'M A MISOGYNIST! Only halfway through Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged and I'm a misogynist. I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!

It turns out my neighbor-friend is a BRANGELOONIE!!!! We had a massive throwdown at a restaurant during breakfast this morning! She says "....people either love or hate angelina jolie - what do you think? I said, "well, when the barbs start flying i generally throw some spears." Then she starts telling me how great angie is and I ask her "How is she great?" and she says well you know all the work she does with the babies and with the UN. I'm like "Baaaa haaa haaa! The U.N.? For G-ds-sake - that's the most evil entity on the planet ~ that she's an "ambassador" for them is not saying much about her. Remember the oil for food scandal last year?!?! Then she says, well, Kofi Annan has done so much for the U.N. I said - I can't believe this! It was Kofi Annan's SON who was head of that scandal! This bitch has a master's degree and claims not to watch t.v., anything violent, bitches about people not recycling but knows nothing about the U.N. and cares that Angie had twins this moring. I'm having a MASSIVE WHAT THE HELL FUCK MOMENT with her, but unable to articulate it because she's starting to hyperventilate and yell. I then explain that there's also the problem of Angie STEELING another woman's husband, AND she's junkie! To which she says "How is that even true!? Like right now while she's pregant!?!?!?" I said "My G-d, she's like St. Angelina to you! Yeah, like RIGHT NOW. She was reportedly in rehab recently and she's been on junk forever. And the affair was in the media." Then she says "well that's all tabloid stuff you can't believe it, you don't really know." I said, "Yeah, the U.N. stuff is all just tabolid shit, too, so you really don't know about that cuz you weren't THERE!" And then she brings up the lesbo lover (another wtf moment - like how is that going to help her argument?), and I'm like -"Yeah, another sidebar sexual thing she's doing WHILE practically married and having kids with the MAN she stole. What the hell kind of GD morality is that? Her personal life is utterly reprehensible."

So then my husband walks in to the restaurant just then. Michelle is practically yelling and my husband says "Whoa, hey, what's going on?!" I said to this bitch "Yeah, why is it exactly that you brought up Angelina Jolie?" She says, "Because she had her twins this morning." (I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW OR GIVE A FUCK). My husband was like "so?" and I said, "Oh great!!! She just squirted out Antichrist 1 and Antichrist 2!! baaa haaa haaa. Then Michelle starts telling my husband about what a great UN person angelina is and all the same blahbity blah bullshit she told me, but like yelling and red-faced. I said "Why are you such a femi-Nazi?!?" Then she says "Why are you such a misogynist?" I was getting ready to answer, but then the bitch gets astronomically huffy and grabs her purse and keys and screams "I'M NOT STAYING HERE FOR THIS!!!" Bitch acts like *I* started it. She even picked me up for breakfast. I said, "Hey, you CAME HERE WITH THE INTENTION OF PICKING A FIGHT. You brought it, stay and finish it!" Freak coward ran away. She's like 47!!

Fuck. What a stupid bitch. And this is from someone who claims not to watch tv or violent movies. Like yesterday she begged my husband to go see the fucking Panda movie with her (yes, the 6-year olds movie). Earlier in the week I told her she should stick to the Disney Channel. She pretends she's so fragile, but then goes ape shit about my disagreement and statement of facts around skankalina. Seriously, I am still shocked at what a f'ing IDIOT my neighhbor is.

Later I talked to a friend and he said, "oh, you forgot to mention she slept with her brother" I was like "Damn! Yeah, I was getting there, but then she went all crazy and I never got a chance to mention it."

That was this morning. I spent the rest of the day at antique stores trying to shake the insanity of the RL Brangeloonie. Then I came home and started working on this crystal chandelier that's been languishing in the study - it needs to cleaned before I can hang it. I has like a THOUSAND pieces to it. It is only now, almost 10 hours later that I've been able to get the energy and concentration to tell the story to my Dlisted friends (Damn! I wish I had a RL dlisted friend!). I'm still rattled. A RL Brangeloonie my neighbor! BUT FRIEND NO MORE.

I will likely repost this for the Monday morning crew since I think the would appreciate the story and I could get some support. Its like the world went upside down!!

Wow DD.

I am still bewildered by the now only vestige of logic to like her has dwindled to the UN work.
That's all her "fans" have and use.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

All I know is if I was a resident of Niece I'd be packing my bags for Marseille right now and not looking back.

She's doing John Mayer. It's been splashed all over the gossip blogs.

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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)

Utterly ridiculous.

The circus called. They want their performers and attention whores back.

Aniston is probably giggling with John Mayer about how tiny Brad's penis is.

OY- all of you....who gives a shit what Aniston is doing? It's been almost 4 years...... She has nothing to do with this.......grrrrr

*muttering to self*

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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ

Submitted by Justina on July 13, 2008 - 8:45pm.

I wonder what Jennifer Aniston is doing right now :)

Either screaming and crying

or

John Mayer is pissing on her.

Submitted by Justina on July 13, 2008 - 9:45pm.
I wonder what Jennifer Aniston is doing right now :)

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She's probably laughing her ass off and thanking God she did not have 6 kids with Pothead Pitt. Hell, I'm not even an Aniston fan but at least she can keep a lid on her personal life.

Manimal! we pick on the loonies for dragging Aniston into this.....don't be a loonie!

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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ

justina

laughing hard like all of us, how those two take themself famewhoring to another level.

I wonder what Jennifer Aniston is doing right now :)

Well, yippity freakin' doo. So when does the pilgrimage to the Holy Land Of Nice commence??

I need to walk in the footsteps of Brangelina and the Chosen Ones and bask in thine holiness.

I also have hammer toes so maybe they can fix that shit if they're not too busy.

I wonder if Tommygirl is sending Brad and Angie a room full of flowers.
I guess Jennifer Aniston is probably sending death threats.

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It's rare that I use the word disgusting when describing something mundane as two overrated celebs, but the coverage Mr. & Ms. Mediawhore have received is truly disgusting.

Submitted by Harry on July 13, 2008 - 9:15pm.
They're all having a really good time, and Angelina is in a way one of their own, via Québec, so the arrival of the famous twins is a sort of family party for Nice. There are probably plenty of mocking Parisian intellectuals making wickedly funny remarks in highly idiomatic French, but for Nice it's nice, having the cameras in and the international journalists.
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Er, Angelina Jolie is not from Quebec. Hell, her late mother wasn't even from Quebec either. She was from Chicago.

She's no more one of their own than I am.

? how many holes do you think Mayor McCheese there got to use so he would spew this crap and futher AJ's dilleusonal ideas that her crotch fruit are something more than shallow remains of a rancid gene pool?

Or did she make Brad do it?

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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig

these two no talent media whores must be stopped. This is fucking enough with the insane celeb worship. I swear, multiple bj's to whoever blows up fucking E! (when Joel has left the building) People Magazine and Access Hollywood. And whatever fucking magazine are giving these two twatwaffles that much fucking money for their fug kids. Yeah, I'm sure these two will look, um, a tad "touched" just like that anus lipped Shiloh.

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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig

Why are all things Holie-Shitt so vomit inducing??? I want to slam that mayor over the head with a frying pan.

This is beyond sad. I can't even get mad anymore.
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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When are they going to start raising the dead and walking on water?

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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...

They're all having a really good time, and Angelina is in a way one of their own, via Québec, so the arrival of the famous twins is a sort of family party for Nice. There are probably plenty of mocking Parisian intellectuals making wickedly funny remarks in highly idiomatic French, but for Nice it's nice, having the cameras in and the international journalists.

the two take famewhoring to another level. wow. We should admire all the celebrity except the two for handling thier fame with class.

This dude is the Deputy Mayor, so one hopes civic business goes on as usual without him. I can't find these pix or anything about this part of the story in the Nice news. Probably didn't want to brag about spending municipal funds so frivolously.

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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)

"Brangelinaville"......now you have my singing that....lol

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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ

That's a song in the making. "Wasting away again in Brangelinaville...."

-Einah

Submitted by madam s. on July 13, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Angie will develop a Count Chocula-in-Paris accent.

hahahaha. Exactly. I've been trying to find out how to say "blob" in French. I even found a mini-language forum on "Shiloh is a blob." I think it's "la floue" but, as everyone pointed out in the forum, who calls her kid that?

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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)

of course every press release from the whore doctor, pimp-slapped mayor, the hospital janitor, and their own media nazis all say "The couple wants their privacy respected in the matter of the birth of their children..." and then they give a douchey comment about the situation, the couple, the kids, and this is breaking news....

Waiting on the following press conferences regarding vinegar & water (the twins new names):
Billy Bob Thornton
Tom Cruise
Shitney
Mitch Winehouse
Michael Lohan
Wesley Snipes
OJ Simpson
Madonna
and dude who had a baby his own self

fucking rediculous

mk saya Who the hell is going to give a press conference next? The janitor?

WELL SOMEONE HAS TO DISPOSE OF THE MEDICAL WASTE.

This press conference is so lame!

Talk about kissing peoples' asses

BTW, he doesn't look like a Baldwin, he looks like Mario Andretti(Indy racing).

Good Lord - Pardon me while I throw up. I could never really care less about Brangelina, now I'm really starting to hate their fucking guts.