Tom is Getting FAT

"The Pursuit of Happyness" premiere brought the crazies and walking dead out last night. TomKat joined Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor in celebrating with Will Smith. JLo looked like a ghost next to her half-dead husband.

Is it just me or is Tom Cruise 10-pounds of sugar in a 5-pound sack. You know homegirl is wearing a girdle underneath that getup. His buttons are about to pop! Katie doesn't notice, because she's too busy laughing to keep from crying.