Sunday, July 13th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tempest Storm - The 80-year-old Las Vegas burlesque queen who is still fucking working today. Tempest still keeps it classy. She has either dated or performed for Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Mickey Rooney and Nat King Cole.
She doesn't plan on retiring anytime soon. She said, "I feel good about myself. And I enjoy it. I have fun when I'm onstage, and the audience loves it. Nobody ever said it's time to give it up. Why stop?"
Click here to read her interview with MSNBC and for more pictures.
And Tempest is totally international supermodel Phoebe Price in 5 years. I'm joking! In 10 years.
Below is one of Tempest's number from the old days:
For Pamela
Good Luck to Tempest. Glad to see she is still around.
She took hella long to get to the point. Plus she had a fat ass. Next!
I love Tempest. She has a body most 30 year olds will kill for! Yes, yes, she's 81. But she's a great 81!
Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
Tempest Storm is the hottest burlesque name ever. That skank Dita Von Teese needs to step down.
tempest is one hot and classy lady, even now! maybe she doesn't have madonna's dance moves, but she has more beauty and personality than most of today's "starlets".
burlesque kicks ass, and seeing a legend perform is always amazing.
Is this Pheobe's Phantasy?
Hubba hubba! I'd watch it to the end but I might fall asleep.
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Wow she danced like an old lady even when she was young.
She had a great body, but her "dancing" was pitiful and not very sexy. And what about those fucking underwear? My grandma wears skimpier ones than that, and she's not a burlesque dancer (that I know of).
It's IS nice to see the desired body type of the time. Very refreshing to also see large breasted woman with real ones. Awwww....the good old days where big breasted women were big breasted women and women with small breast were.....whatever.
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Best cheeks on the planet. And those eyes. I normally draw the line at 70, but I could make an exception for her. Yes, I'm pretty sure I'd like to fuck her brains out. I promise not to break her.
If I were married and caught my spouse watching this woman do her thing-- I would walk away laughing.
It's so "G" rated by today's comparison. ZZzzzz.
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TEMPEST IS GORGEOUS!!!
What a totally hot "number" this gal is - what a cute broad!
Shit, I wish I could look like that! I'm SO looking forward to 80 and still having a great set of pins, like Tempest.
Good on ya, Temp - keep rockin!
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Submitted by Nanners on July 13, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Men were easily pleased back in the day
...they still are, hon
they still are.
ps that is Phoebe Price and she's found that reverse aging Dorian Gray thing
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by klink on July 13, 2008 - 12:46pm.
People always did weird stuff behind closed doors. They just didn't record it and put it online.
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But you better believe they started recording it as soon as they figured out how...I've seen porn from the 1920s! It was a lot more to the point than this.
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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
did that outfit come with instructions? how many hooks and fastens did she have to go through? 6:52 of my life that will never be recovered...
chola loca - you nailed it.
. . . the crazy eyes freaked me right straight out of my head.
So hot! I love burlesque girls! You go Tempest! :D
She's got a rockin' body. But that is where it stops. I kept waiting for her to take her top off.
What a body on her! Now that's how a woman's body should look, not like a stick with two huge ass boobs.
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Holy cow, I thought that was a pic of PP with a bad makeup job. They really do look alike!
Men were easily pleased back in the day.
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That reminds me of a quote from a Young and the Restless episode: "I've seen better moves in a retirement home!"
That being said...here's to another 80 years!
Bitches is dumb!
Tempest Storm is such a great name for an old-school burlesque dancer, but I'm going to be honest... my two year old nephew has more coordinated dance moves than she does. If that was her routine in her heyday I cringe at the thought of today's. I beseech Tempest to keep her clothes on.
People always did weird stuff behind closed doors. They just didn't record it and put it online. Just because this stuff was considered sexy in a public context then doesn't mean that sex was any more tame back then. Read some Truman Capote for example.
Take it off! And faster!
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Submitted by Vintagevamp on July 13, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Those were some of the most awkward and dull moves
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So Betty Page....I love that shit:)
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Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Those were some of the most awkward and dull moves I've ever seen (from any era). But holy shit, she's got an amazing body!!
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
Remeber people, this was the only thing available at the time........unfortunately they did not have Gay Midget Clown Porn back in the day........
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how can our society have gone from sexy being peeling off a glove, to sexy being sliding on a germy subway pole? oy vey.
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Sorry Hon, on the internet "sliding on a pole" is tame compared to what is now available......such little demure talents like sitting on coke-bottles or queefing on command.........we live in a BrokeBack Ghetto world now compared to then!!!!!!
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Not much titillation there.
As slow as she is moving, she can do that with a cane, one leg, and a respirator underneath her dress.
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I think this one was designed to be a little more demure than her usual act:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wfqzlvH6cAE
Girl's got some skills with them tassles!
it's only burlesque if you have tassels on your titties and they fly around everywhere.
i think that made me drunk. that boozy music and "i've-had-too-many-manhattans" dance was just too much for me.
how can our society have gone from sexy being peeling off a glove, to sexy being sliding on a germy subway pole? oy vey.
That shit was boring. People had only that to get turned on? Thanks for gay porn now.
looks alittle like lucille ball...had to stop i though...maybe i'm jaded but i got bored because nothing more was happening...
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I had to fast forward the clip. She doesn't take off her clothes. It's interesting that something like that was considered sexy at the time---Today, we're all falling asleep because we've obviously seen women do a lot more than that!
She has a really "girly" body. Real boobs and a waist to die for.......she needs to work on her moves a little more though......maybe add some high kicks to her "Hula Routine". Maybe it is too late to add the high kicks.......she might break a hip now! You gotta love her spirit to be still going strong at EIGHTY YEARS OLD!!!!!!!
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it felt like I was watching paint peel off the walls.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
10 years from now...I see this type of performance as Vadge's last ditch effort to remain relevant. Okay, 5 years from now cause her face is falling pretty fast.
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There is some serious crazy-eyes action midway through.
MK & his ginger stable of lovelies.
Impressive list of former "dates" she "performed for/with".
Golf claps hwore.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
MK only loves her for the chola lips and the chicken cutlets.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Why the hell does she keep jumping up and down like that? Is that supposed to be attractive? Looks like she's getting ready to poop or something. And how could I forget the 'rub my leg, push my hair back' move. Classic.
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I was literally starting to fall asleep after a minute. Next please!
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This is for Disco PunkRockah. I thought the same thing too about the maxi! EWWWWWWW!!!!!
More like Storm Drain.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
My short attention span didn't make it past 10 seconds. She does look like a geriatric PP.
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Ewww its like watching geriatric yoga ...if shes looks this old/uncomfortable/rigid when this was filmed...imagine what her her act is like today...
That was fucking awful!