More Treasures From The Dollar Store
This shit is seriouly becoming a regular feature. After I posted Mischa Barton's cheap panties and Angelina Jolie's "weist" thinning massage hoop, you guys sent in even more shit found at the 99 Cent store. You are some cheap bitches! I just bought some generic sodie pop and dish liquid there. I'm sure that dish liquid is going to melt my dishes.
Above is a luxurious tank top featuring an Olsen Troll on its packaging. I'm sure it's part of their fashion line, The Row, which is only sold at the 99 Cent store and Barneys. The people that put this shit together really need their own Photoshop Award. They don't even fucking try.
Below are a couple of costume bags with Dubya and Rob Lowe on the cover. Hmmm....the Dubya one probably isn't Photoshopp. That's probably a real picture.
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goddamn i fucking live for this shit. ahahaahahaha!!!!! it's about time famous ass bitches get their shiny mugs on stupid shit for sale. ahahahahaah!!!! sweet, sweet justice.
most of the pix are most likely the property of their photographer...who probably sold them as public domain for some $$$$. the "model" has no fucking say about how or where that shit is used. look at how fucking YOUNG Angelina is in her thinner weist hoop pix. *LOL*
love it. this makes my fuckin' ass day!
angel me too! I have to go there tomorrow and I was thinking "since I'm there...." and then I thought of all the crackheads that are already doing fishy shit and thought again
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 13, 2008 - 1:53am.
I feel kinda sorry for all dollar store employees who have to put up with rabid DListers trolling their aisles with their camera phones at the ready,
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Haha! I was thinking that at the same time I thought - wow, I wonder if I take my clicker out for some cool dollar store finds...
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I feel kinda sorry for all dollar store employees who have to put up with rabid DListers trolling their aisles with their camera phones at the ready, tearing through the shelves looking for a funny to send to MK
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
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tyra did! she even dragged nicole richie to one and showed her all of this stuff tyra claims she uses.
the photoshopper is just a stolen tyra picture from being caught. :(
Didn't Tyra Banks once claim to be a devotee of the 99 Cents Only store?
Anyway they also sell condoms and pregnancy tests. One fails and you need the other, which will likely fail, too.
They also sell ill-fitting baby clothes to round out the trinity.
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Please MK here are tons of "Zanessa" (Zac Efron and Vanessa hudgens) merchandise everywhere in those dollar stores. The Zanessa notebooks with them on the cover in a heart shaped frame is a must for back to school.
Don't purchase granny panties from the dollar store. EVER. The nylon binding gets unbound after three washings and you have strings hanging from your crotch that feel like hair (very unsettling). Uh. Not that I'd know about this info personally, just passing along, don't shoot the messenger. You all believe me right? *blush*
did the Olsens pose for these paintings?? scary girls..
http://www.moxmas.com/readings/xtrafles/paint1.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1210/1074460448_9708c0af5a_o.jpg
Size large, what, for toddlers?
omg.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
the dubya pictures are from his coke snorting days...
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Here I am like a chump shopping at Walmart for clothes when I could be getting all the top fashions at the .99 cent store! Thanks dlisted!
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Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair. ~A random Irishman
sometimes people get ideas and they don't think why is no one else doing this? could it be because it is grounds for a lawsuit?
I have seen that picture of mary kate (with her body). it is from some fashion rag.
multiple cease and desist orders will arrive as soon as these famous people's lawyers get wise. oh to be a fly on the wall when angelina finds she has been used on the thinner weist package.
some dollar stores actually do have things you can eat or wear without dying. but it doesn't look like this. it looks pretty much like regular stuff. they tend to be whimiscal when it comes to inventory. as in more whimiscal than walmart.
I have been in some non legit looking dollar or 99 cent stores and you get the feeling that some of the stuff they're selling is just crap they found. one was near a supermarket. so when I would see some totally normal stuff in the midst of the weirdness I would always wonder if the delivery truck at the other store got left unattended.
but if thee place looks questionable I usually don't buy anything there.
my friend got some super hero action figures that were made from knock off barbies. which would have been ok except they used them for male heros. spiderman had two spider emblems on "his" chest.
@well blow me down
Olsen Troll never looked so good!! I love that her face is plastered on a tacky bit of clothing that's a size LARGE!!
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Yeah, best pic EVER! People in India & China know how to Photoshop.
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It's not about the $$$, but the photo on the cover of the package.
Five foot two, eyes of blue,
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has anybody seen my gal?
I love it! If this stuff is really for sale, you all need to let us know where we can find it. LOL
Five foot two, eyes of blue,
da da da da da da da
has anybody seen my gal?
idiots! itd be more believable if theyd used clinton
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I don't think that's a Trollson, I think it's Michelle Tractenberg from BTVS (and Ice Princess, ha!).
I'm mostly frightened by the possibility that someone might actually shell out $28 for that horrible Dirty Old Man costume. $28?! It looks like I could've made it for $5.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 12, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Green is Good - I think the product is the red tank top. I could see it selling for .99 -- but if Ashley or Mary Kate wore it first or autographed it, then .25
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Is that what they're selling??? Tacky-Rama!
Olsen Troll never looked so good!! I love that her face is plastered on a tacky bit of clothing that's a size LARGE!!
I shop at the dollar stores not because I'm a cheap bitch just a broke bitch. I'd shop at something classy like Target if I had the funds...
interesting...
I wonder if they sell cheap sex toys too? Can you imagine that embarrassing 911 call when your made in China vibrator explodes and catches your house on fire?
So sad when that happens. :(
What kind of a $.99 Store sells stuff for $1.59? methinks something in the milk ain't clean...
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I find it kinda sad.
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Hello Sluts!
The Trollsons wished they looked that good.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 12, 2008 - 10:09pm.
They also sell wedding china for homeless people.
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I almost made that my sig, but the skank biscuity business beat the homeless wedding china by a narrow margin.
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Green is Good - I think the product is the red tank top. I could see it selling for .99 -- but if Ashley or Mary Kate wore it first or autographed it, then .25
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I'm still trying to figure out what the hell they're selling....annoying midget trolls?
The 99 Cents Only store is a hooker's headquarters for thong panties and really cheap, questionable make up.
They also sell wedding china for homeless people.
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So, which one of you sluts is going to email Dubya through the White House website to let him know? lol
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New Dlisted tag - Shit You Find At The Dollar Store
LMAO
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You grew up in Buda? lol.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I grew up in this teeny tiny Texas town. At the time I lived there, the population was fewer than 1,000. We had one little grocery store, and I was 20 and working at a Tom Thumb before I realized how hideously marked-up the groceries at home were, both at that store and at the Affiliated that later opened up.
I mention this because a couple of years ago, this little town got a Dollar General. And my mom is so funny. Every time I go to visit my parents, my mom has got some excuse to go to the dollar store and take me with her. Next time, I'll keep an eye out for slumming celebrity packaging.
That's the best that troll has ever looked.
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I think I'm going to start shopping at the dollar store
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Dollar stores are going to start becoming popular. So far Dumbya is my favorite.
Olson troll tops for a buck fifty nine? Whatta steal! Size "large" for anything Trollson makes no sense at all and the dreadlock wig on Rob L. made me spew at my monitor.
This is actually an improvement on the shit the Olsens ususally wear.
fuckin hobo chic my black ass!!
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yeah, she'd look more natural in her granny dresses on Cosco boxes of Ensure, flicking a Marlboro as cats scratch at her ankles
I have NEVER seen stuff like this at my local dollar store! I love it.
Wow, is that Mary Kate or Ashley? They more appropriately should have her face on a box of prunes.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
p.s. Dubya has wonky nips.
This is a good look for Rob Lowe. I think he might do well to chill a little, mon. Stop de gropin'.
And the Dubya photo was inspired! Who knew that the folks who put out this crap have such good senses of humor?!
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You are in San Antonio Too???
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Dear God, if you're going to get something at a Dollar Store, don't get anything you put into your body! A lot of that shit is so cheap because it's manufactured in foreign countries without nearly as much oversight by governing bodies such as the FDA. There has been a recent spate of illnesses/deaths linked to dollar store goods, especially toothpaste, and I think all the Chinese lead scandals also illustrate the need to be wary. Spend an extra couple bucks and get your ingestibles at normal places.
Dirty Old Man is fucking hilarious.
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To bad we don't have one of those here in San Antonio.
hahahahah angel.....
I am going to the pool now, bringing laptop, but connection is "iffy"
AnorexicFatty will probably be posting for most of the day today....see you in a bit!
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