Ronnie Wood Is One Dirty Pepaw
Ronnie Wood, 61, of the Rolling Stones is reportedly getting it on with a slut old enough to be his granddaughter. The Daily Mail claims Ronnie has left his wifey of 23 years for an 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress named Ekaterina Ivanov. He met her in some shady escort bar, so I'm sure the "cocktail waitress" title is just that, a title.
The teenage tart has been telling her Facebook friends that she's having a relationship with Ronnie.
Ronnie's spokesbitch spoke out by saying Ekaterina is a drinking partner and that Ronnie is in a bad way, "She is a drinking partner. When you're an alcoholic and your family are all telling you to stop drinking you simply find someone else to drink with. You can see how it happens, you end up pushing away the ones you love because you don't think straight."
The spokesbitch also said that Ronnie is drinking 2 bottles of vodka a day and that he's not even clear enough to check into rehab even though his wife is begging him to. Ronnie is still talking to his kids and wife, but he's mostly only with his teenage hooker.
Ronnie's wife, Jo, seems to be in denial. She said, "They're not boyfriend and girlfriend - not in that way."
I'm all for gold digging, but Ekaterina is not playing fair. Ronnie is a troubled pepaw with a booze problem.
This is going to end one of two ways. Ronnie is going to leave his teenage slut and she's going to release a tell-all along with a sex tape (pepaw porn is all the rage right now). Or Ronnie is going to leave his wifey and marry this tramp! Either way, it's not going to end pretty.
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If I were the wifey, I'd take control of the assets, and put him on an allowance. The girlfriend, too. Only, I'd make her do housework, or something. Ironing sheets....easier to keep an eye on the little gold digger.
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Gross.
die already
So basically Ronnie Woods is the victim here? LMFAO! This disgusting, ancient, dirty, womanising, borderline pedo is the one we should feel sorry for. Jesus, fucking, christ that takes the cake.
Men of this ilk have 'allegedly' slept with god knows how many females (some of them under-aged I'm sure) behind their wives backs. And yet STILL their wives will stand by them and make up excuses for their bad behaviour.
Poor Ronnie, the sad, wealthy, pampered, self-indulgent, old bastard is being hoodwinked by an 18 year old.
Sure "drinking buddies"...I'll have to remember that one. Methinks RonnieBoy is "too drunk" to give wifey a stiff cocktail weenie, but when it comes to the 18 year old cocktail waitress? A little Viagra in his Vodka does his lil' sizzler weenie good, or good enough to get him off, and pay off his teenage Russian whore for her services. His wife in an idiot.
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Ronnie's wife is prob correct - they're prob just drinking buds. If he was drinking 2 bottles of vodka a day, I doubt if he'd be able to even get it up.
Sad, though.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Wood is an idiot blah blah blah. Is it wrong to want to see the pepaw porn? Why no link? I don't want to google it myself.
Submitted by well blow me down on July 12, 2008 - 2:24pm.
The cocktail waitress gets a one way ticket to Minsk,
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Ronnie looks like the older, beat down, long lost brother of Doll House Dude!!
I predict Ronnie will make his exit from this world a la John Garfield, who reportedly had a heart attack while he was fucking his mistress.
Mrs. Wood will be crying all the way to the bank. The cocktail waitress gets a one way ticket to Minsk, courtesy of the UK immagration service.
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I fear Viagra can cut through vodka.
ROFL.
The person who invented Viagra should be electrocuted.
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Ronnie can't be that old...he doesn't have a gray hair on his head yet.
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Submitted by tessamonet on July 12, 2008 - 12:59pm.
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I'm not trying to argue with you because I know very little about Russian names but is a last name something you can control? Do they put an 'a' for females and take off the 'a' for males?
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Dude has one foot in the grave.
the last name is actually ivanova or ivanovna. Russian female last name usually have 'a' at the end.
Yuck yuck yuck. Old dried-up man peen. WTF is wrong with people? Her visa must be expiring. Or did he meet her in Russia?
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*borderline pedophile alert*
But hasn't this alert been on with The Stones since the late 70s?
These are some sexually deviant ugly muthafuckas!
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In terms of grossness, IMO, this ranks right up there with 61-year-old James Woods "dating" a 21-year-old slut.
They're both gross for doing it with a 61 year old man. I'm sorry it doesn't matter he's in the Rolling Stones and has zillions of dollars. It's really SICK! His peen is probably more shriveled up then normal. EW, I just made myself puke!
Your face!
Well, she does look a lot like his wife did 23 years ago, so I'd say they're making fuckity-fucks. Though she probably has to douche with vodka for him to get it up.
And that hairstyle is not a good choice for a 61-year old meemaw, let alone a peepaw.
Hi guys! This is very sad. I actually thought he was the most normal relationshipwise -- he is only been married twice and to women close to his age. Alcohol sucks!____________________________________________
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Submitted by Poppus on July 12, 2008 - 11:52am.
"Ronnie's wife, Jo, seems to be in denial. She said, "They're not boyfriend and girlfriend - not in that way."
Denial? Or is it that she knows the peen hasn't worked for years?
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yeah, either she can afford plenty of pool boys & has an iron-clad will and just has to wait for old Wood to croak, or she does have pity on his sorry butt and is trying to get him in a lockdown clinic before he chugs all the fam's future away
fucking a pickled corpse, good times
At this point all the members of the Rolling Stones look like extras from a Living Dead film. Any woman willing to fuck them or "drink" with them is a gold digger.
Hmmm...methinks it's not the hard-living rock stars that always cheat...i think it's old fucks with more money than god who imagine everyone has a price...
Rich old fuckers are always trading in for a newer model.
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Sad.
ssooo, what?.. kindergarten kicked him out?
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Shes alarmingly cute.
Ronnie's liver must have superhuman survival capabilities.
He actually manages to make Keith look youthful in comparison.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ronnie's face serves as a public service announcement to stay off the drugs and alcohol. That is one ugly man.
Good for Ronnie. I heard that Ivana Fucklikecrazy is after his ass too.
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Amen to that!
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 12, 2008 - 10:57am.
Ronnie probably wears a strapon while doing the nasty.
When I was a hard partying freak this old guy in our group of booze hounds had to go and get a penile implant. LOL. We were all amazed. I made him show me in the mens room. Thing never went down! No matter how much he packed away. His wife was happier tho and she didn't divorce him for another year...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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His peen would peek at half-mast/half-staff...then sloooowly roll back down.
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Submitted by Grace Disful on July 12, 2008 - 10:45am.
Jesus, that petite 18 year old must have a hollow leg if she's tossing 'em back with an alcoholic man more than three times her age. I've heard Russians can drink but this is pretty astounding.
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I was just thinking: see, that's why it should be ok for old men and young girls to hang out - they're the only ones who think it's fun to drink like a fish on the daily.
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She's a Lady.
Ronnie probably wears a strapon while doing the nasty.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I've been wondering who she reminds me of and I just got it.
It's so weird but this Parisloonie came on here not too long ago and then her friend came on to chat with us (who the hell knows why?) but that girl up there looks just like her (in her avvie)... beezarre.
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She looks pretty rough for 18.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
"Ronnie's wife, Jo, seems to be in denial. She said, "They're not boyfriend and girlfriend - not in that way."
Denial? Or is it that she knows the peen hasn't worked for years?
I'd hit it
I have a thing for older musicians
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There's hard-drinkin' cheatin' womanizin' rock stars and then there are disgusting cretins like members of the Rolling Stones. They creep me to the point that I just can't enjoy their music. Bill Wyman is supposed to be the smart, level-headed one and he was porking a 13-year-old girl at one point! Ga-ross!
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I doubt there's much sex going on here. More like paralytic slobbering and pawing that ends with him face down adn passed out and her rifling through his pockets.
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Jesus, that petite 18 year old must have a hollow leg if she's tossing 'em back with an alcoholic man more than three times her age. I've heard Russians can drink but this is pretty astounding.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I can't believe SHE's bragging about it; that'd be like sexy times with a friggin raisen! Look at him, I'm pretty sure my cat would have a shot. Land a rock star 35 years max, then you can brag.
A cheating, hard-drinking rock star! No way, man!
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If this is true, he's an ass.
Too bad selfish fucks like him don't die fast enough. He'll live long enough to blow a lot of his money on his gold-digging pal.
Isn't Ronnie Wood a notorious jailbait lover?
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Wifey knows that a 61yr old drunk ain't getting it up for anyone, would be my guess... and PR person is right. You just go find someone else to drink with when everyone is trying to get you to stop.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
If he's drinking 2 bottles of vodka a day, I doubt he cares who she is or what she looks like as long as she's not trying to get him to stop.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.