Anthony Kiedis Is Single
Mega man-whore Anthony Kiedis and his chick of 3 years, Heather Christie, have thrown in the towel. Wait, does that towel still have Anthony's sweat on it, because if it does, hand it over. Anyway, People reports that they split in June.
Heather, a 22-year-old ex-model, is also the mother of his son, Everly Bear. I've always loved that name. It sounds like the missing Care Bear who spent his life being a groupie for the Everly Brothers. We should all name our kids after Care Bears. I'm taking Funshine Bear, so don't even think of it.
Heather told People, "Anthony is a great dad and I will love him forever for giving me the gift of life. I really hope he finds what he's looking for." She also forgot to thank him for giving her a serious case of herpes. I'm joking (I think).
Anthony won't stay single for long. I'm sure he'll be linked to some teenage child model any day now.
And I wonder who got to keep their optometrist? You can't share the same optometrist when you break up. That's just gross.
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It seems odd that they broke up. I thought he seemed really into the whole settling down thing.
hes not much of a catch.
read his memoir "scar tissue".
mega issues and a fucked up attitude about women too.
Good Luck Bear was always my fave.
She's giving me the Tina Fey vibe in that photograph, and he looks like he teaches model rocketry at a community college. Glasses can make anyone look smart. If they put a pair on their baby people will assume he can do calculus and play the cello.
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everyone knows keidis can't stay with just one trick..he needs to spread the love... and his seed amongst many tricks....
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Didn't she just pop a boy bun out of her oven a couple of months ago?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Is Nana Mouskouri their optometrist?
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That sux, esply for the kid. He seems like a man-whore.
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That sucks, but it seemed inevitable. He seems like the type that likes falling in love and the whole honeymoon stage, but then moves on when it gets stale and boring. He'll probably never really settle down.