Anthony Kiedis Is Single
Mega man-whore Anthony Kiedis and his chick of 3 years, Heather Christie, have thrown in the towel. Wait, does that towel still have Anthony's sweat on it, because if it does, hand it over. Anyway, People reports that they split in June.
Heather, a 22-year-old ex-model, is also the mother of his son, Everly Bear. I've always loved that name. It sounds like the missing Care Bear who spent his life being a groupie for the Everly Brothers. We should all name our kids after Care Bears. I'm taking Funshine Bear, so don't even think of it.
Heather told People, "Anthony is a great dad and I will love him forever for giving me the gift of life. I really hope he finds what he's looking for." She also forgot to thank him for giving her a serious case of herpes. I'm joking (I think).
Anthony won't stay single for long. I'm sure he'll be linked to some teenage child model any day now.
And I wonder who got to keep their optometrist? You can't share the same optometrist when you break up. That's just gross.
Does anyone have pictures of her being a "model"? Sucked the youth juice right out of that one. When she says she's grateful Anthony gave her the "gift of life" maybe she's all confused about that bite he gave her one night years back...thought she was getting, but he was really taking. Damn.
Saw him on the north shore of auckland once back in the 90's. I guess he was looking at places in the north bay---but like everyone else, they eventually decide it's too remote here. We like it that way.
Absolutely pathetic.
Submitted by KitS on July 12, 2008 - 9:31am.
How can that girl be an ex-model. Anthony is only about 5'9" and she's much shorter than he is.
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He's 5'9" on a good day with his lifts on. He's no more than 5'7". The girl is a "model" in a groupie sort of way. I guess they couldn't handle parenthood together.
I once went to a private concert they gave at the World Trade Center years ago. Me and my friend actually entered the building with Ione Skye (I think this was in her lesbian phase). The show was great. As for Anthony, I think once the chicks pass 21 he dumps them. He is kind of a sleaze. John Frusciante is my main love in the band.
Poor girl, she probably though it was cool to play house with a rockstar. Older guys go after chicks half their age because they don't wanna deal with a woman who knows herself because they have equal power in the relationship. Your 20's are about getting your groove on and your career on, and getting to know who YOU are. In ten years, Homegirl may look down at at her child with love, but regret the youth she wasted with Anthony.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Not for one minute have I ever thought this guy is attractive. He seems dumb as hell and looks like an extra from The Flinstones.
audreystar-
You may be on to something. I was at the UFC fight in Vegas last weekend and both Laura Prepon and Anthony Kiedis were there. Although, not "together" they were setting a few rows apart but could they have met up AFTER the fight? Hmmmmmm....... It's a possibility.
However, I thought she was still with Chris Masterson from Malcom in the Middle?
I'd still hit...with some major protection tho. Songs like Scar Tissue, Tear, and Soul to Squeeze are just excellent. I love me some RHCP. You can't beat Flea when he plays melodic bass.
I guess him and Anthony were trying to top each other's kids names. Flea has a daughter named Sunny Bebop.
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he came to Gozo, that is in Malta, in Europe....and he was with another girl...he signed autographs, but he didn't want to pose for pics....
then some people took a pic and he ran away...well my boyfriend was there and he said the woman is NOT the same person, cause his gf was heavily preggers at the time...
Submitted by Cuntress on July 12, 2008 - 12:00pm.
I just don't see the allure of dating rock stars and actors, more so rock stars. Her vagina is ravaged from child birth and now she's too shriveled and old at age 22 to return to modeling. What will become of her? Will she have to like :gulp: get a regular job where she has to like work n' junk?
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Having his kid is her meal ticket for life.
And I hope you're kidding about her vagina being shriveled after one child!
I don't believe that she's 22. Not at all.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 12, 2008 - 11:52am.
IV,
It's the Wooderson School of Dating...."That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
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And plus, the teen-agers have lots of things to do, so they will not be needily hanging around you. We can have our sexy times and then I can drop him at the skateboard ramp.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Gotcha. One of those. Only the youngsters are naive and simple enough to put up with their bullshit. I thought he was more evolved, too. Shame.
And the shame is many of these young women are used up after dating a much older man. I mean just look at this bitch. She's 22 but looks like she's 42. And instead of enjoying her 20s as a single woman she now has a child with her babby-daddy.
IV,
It's the Wooderson School of Dating...."That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
They've been together three years and she's 22? So they got together when she was 19 and he was 42. And she had his kid.
I've got to get myself a 19-year-old Snuggle Bear.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
they should SUE their optometrist: those 80s glasses make her look 42 and him like a skeevy junior college prof
And I once thought (for a considerable length of time) that he was such a horn bag hottie...
Given the choice today, I'd rather hit Irv Richards.
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I dont eva wanna feeeeeel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way
they do Sheeps! A song will come on the radio, I'll start singing, and it turns out to be one of the three other singles that were released!
...and you know me and music, I can usually "Name That Tune" in 3 notes!
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
PSL: Naw, not really. (The list is from Wiki.) I'd take Hope S and bypass the rest. And I agree with your comment that recent RHCP songs all sound recycled. I remember when they lived in that old mansion on Laurel Cyn. A long time ago, I saw them all waiting for a flight at the United lounge at LAX, without staff or paps.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Submitted by Sheeps
You forgot Demi Moore!
Honey-soon:second month when "to do" lists starts.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Sheeps, you know way too much about Kiedis's former gf's....living vicariously through him, are we?
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
Kiedis previously dated Ione Skye, Sofia Coppola, Melanie Chisholm, Jessica Stam, Sinéad O'Connor, Heidi Klum, Nina Hagen, Yohanna Logan (also referred to as "Claire Essex" in later version of his bio, Scar Tissue), Jaime Rishar, Jennifer Bruce, Carmen Hawk, Argentinian singer Erica Garcia, and Hope Sandoval. (Ed: Hope was the singer for Mazzy Star, for you younguns. Check out "Fade Into You.")
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Oh, back in the day (Tuesday) i had serious tinglies for Anthony. Mother's Milk, Blood Sugar Sex Magik days...then, I got over it...
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
PSL - Hey! Yeah, it's that kind of song. It's not in my karaoke rotation, but if I'm in my car, I'm all over it. :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
How can that girl be an ex-model. Anthony is only about 5'9" and she's much shorter than he is. So the only "modeling" she could do would be beer calendars, or spraying perfume in a department store.
I hate when famous people have kids because they're "over the moon" for each other (can we banish that phrase please too, newly conjoined hollywood couples?), and then when responsible reality sets in, they bolt for younger pastures. But who knows, maybe the wife just couldn't hold a decent, intelligent conversation. Laura Pepon is not that young, and she seems pretty smart. Still, dating a rock star has always sounded like a recipe for disaster, valtrex and childish heartbreak. Meeting famous people is even weird - what can you possibly say to them that they haven't heard before. I like to enjoy from afar ...
Hey Skybitch!
I was going to change it, but I start singing every time I look at it! hehee
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
LOVE your siggy, PSL! :)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
I call dibs on StonerBear.....
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
I call PMS Bear!!
Or Toker Bear!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sir Psycho Sexy.....
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
I got AssHole Bear!
I live with him!!!!!
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My children..Carly and Robert...
I agree.....who wants to be one of thousands?
gross....
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
What's so great about dating a guy that has seen more pussy than a gynecologist?
Any twat that issues a public statement to PEOPLE magazine is a gold-digging whore.
Anthony! Come to me! I will love you! And you will ALWAYS love me! I promise! PLUS, I'm closer to your age - camon! MILF's are all the rage! Come to me, ANTHONY!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
I just don't see the allure of dating rock stars and actors, more so rock stars. Her vagina is ravaged from child birth and now she's too shriveled and old at age 22 to return to modeling. What will become of her? Will she have to like :gulp: get a regular job where she has to like work n' junk?
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I don't know the same things you don't know.
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Submitted by Noelegy on July 12, 2008 - 11:18am.
Same reason a dog licks their own sack my dear; they do it because they can.
DIBS on BiPolar Bear!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I would have guessed her at least 10 years older than her real age.
And I call Cheer Bear.
Are male rock stars utterly incapable of being with women their own age?
Submitted by Devore on July 12, 2008 - 11:13am.
Gotcha. One of those. Only the youngsters are naive and simple enough to put up with their bullshit. I thought he was more evolved, too. Shame.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
word on the street is he is dating or doing whatever with laura prepon (from the 70's show)
kizzy,
crass comments about the women he dated, lots of crass comments about women's appearances.
juvenile shit, i assumed he was more evolved than his memoir revealed.
he goes for very young girl types.. kind of a turn off.
he dated a model named jaime rishar back in the mid 90's. he was in his thirties and she had just turned 18.
Considering these 2 douches drove around with the baby in her lap, in an open Smart Car, that baby is doomed , like Britney's kids.
RHCP last album sucked - every song sounds the same!
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
Submitted by doodlewhore on July 12, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Is Nana Mouskouri their optometrist?
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Hilarious. And my Dad LOVES her.
They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o
m"******* yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
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my nineties man is now, and forever chris cornell.
hotness....
this loser, meh. they've made some pretty good music, but that's all you can say.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Devore on July 12, 2008 - 10:44am
Aww, c'mon!! Spill!! Spill!! What's the fucked up attitude?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm actually watching a care bear cartoon right now. Its TERRIBLE.