Nicole Richie's New TV Show
Proving once again that talent doesn't matter in Hollyweird, Nicole Richie is getting ready to turn her novel "The Truth About Diamonds" into a TV show. That shit is about some dumb bitch in Hollywood who is adopted into rock royalty and finds herself....forget it. Like you give a giraffe's penis (don't click on that) about the plot of this crap.
Nicole told E! that she's planning to take on my roles for the show, "I would definitely produce and definitely be in the show. I don't know if I need to be the star of this show. I've got a lot going on right now." Yes, ordering nannies around, going to Starbucks ten times a day and buying a bunch of fugly shit really keeps her busy.
I'll admit that I wasted a few hours of my life reading the book Nicole Richie clearly didn't write. It wasn't as bad as Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What do you see? (I hate that shit, I'm sorry), but it has no business becoming a TV show. I'd rather watch every episode of "Babes" than 1 hour of Nicole's show.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 12, 2008 - 12:51am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 11, 2008 - 4:48pm.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
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Oh I love you more today than yesterday
But not as much as tomorrow
Oh I love you more today than yesterday
But darling not as much as tomorrow
The Spiral Staircase (1969).
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I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way
I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way
Westlife - 'The Easy Way'
P.S - Thank you for posting those song lyrics - I've just youtubed them, lol. Beautiful. Thank you!
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 11, 2008 - 7:18pm.
DiamondDawg, I remember at one point when she was REALLY anorexic, her hair was supposedly falling out in patches. She may be headed in that direction again (scared of baby weight).
This girl has a lot of mental issues going on.
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& her chester molester husband's riding the underage babysitter by now
& can't even recall how it got in my bag, sure didn't buy that sweatshop-ghostwritten shit, oh well
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 11, 2008 - 4:48pm.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
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Oh I love you more today than yesterday
But not as much as tomorrow
Oh I love you more today than yesterday
But darling not as much as tomorrow
The Spiral Staircase (1969).
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
I actually enjoyed that book, but I was stoned and under an umbrella at the beach when I read it.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 12, 2008 - 12:19am.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha
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:0)
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 11, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Don't be silly - there won't ever be enough until we're in full-on depression. Then we can go back to The Little Rascals:)
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Remember when Alfalfa got a frog in his throat?
"I'm in the mood for love, [ribbett] simply because you're near me. [ribbett]
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
(don't click on that)....Hahahahahahaahaa!
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on July 11, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Aren't there enough shows about rich, spoiled, completely worthless teenagers?
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Don't be silly - there won't ever be enough until we're in full-on depression. Then we can go back to The Little Rascals:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 11, 2008 - 4:18pm.
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You'd think that hair loss ALONE would scare you straight. I guess it really is more important to be skinny for this tragic gollum-like thang.
Aren't there enough shows about rich, spoiled, completely worthless teenagers? In the time of recession, no less.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 11, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Nicole's future wedding dress
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ADCNQCZKL.jpg
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha
DiamondDawg, I remember at one point when she was REALLY anorexic, her hair was supposedly falling out in patches. She may be headed in that direction again (scared of baby weight).
This girl has a lot of mental issues going on.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Is she losing her hair??
Wow. Giraffe penis' got anteater noses. Go figure.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
You whores freaking out over the giraffe's penis? Pssht. That shit ain't nothin'. You oughta see a tiger's dick. That shit's spiked! OUCH! But it hurts so good... ;-)
Anywho, O/T: Ugh...I mean, I can't properly hate on Nicole Ritchie for some reason (I'm in therapy and taking MK's course entitled "Why You Can't Properly Hate on Nicole Ritchie"...Yeah, he gave me a discount cuz I failed to hate on Nicole Ritchie after taking his course entitled "How to Hate on Nicole Ritchie"...), but even I (lover of all trash tv) won't be watching this...well, probably not...maybe not? Oh fuck, I'm totally going to watch this trash, aren't I?
Inhale hate, exhale like...Sorry that's one of my homework assignments...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm predicting that Ms Ritchie's debut novel will be a breathtaking literary magnum opus providing readers with a glimpse into the fascinating world of the incredibly vapid and worthless.
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Addicted to noir, and you
LOL! That giraffe peen cracked me up. It looked like it could reach out and grab something. I now firmly believe that peens have a life and mind all their own.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 11, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Sock-Monkey,
For the love of your little monkey eyes, don't do it!
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*holding tight to little sock-monkey wrist* Must.not.click! *biting little sock-monkey wrist* Grrrrrr.......Must.not.click!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Sock-Monkey,
For the love of your little monkey eyes, don't do it!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
I'll admit it..I read the book. It was mindless entertainment. Not a bad beach read.
I thought they made movies out of successful books.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 11, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Next time MK says don't click, DON'T fucking click! DON'T fucking click! DON'T fucking click!
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Soooo...Uh...Should I click? *scratching little sock monkey head* Just kidding!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Nicole's future wedding dress
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ADCNQCZKL.jpg
@ Stoney - see you next weekend (or whenever)
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Damn MK, I won't eat a hotdog for a month.
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blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
Next time MK says don't click, DON'T fucking click! DON'T fucking click! DON'T fucking click!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
It was long and skinny, just like a giraffe penis should be! *dies*
Ok, I'm out bitches. Happy weekend!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Yes, that is what it looks like, erinnyc! You nailed it!
Nicole always looks a little yellow to me....
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I am NOT clicking on the giraffe penis! Sorry, but I am already feeling queasy after looking at cricket face here.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Damn MK! You know we're gonna click on it!! Where do you find these things??!!
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
does the giraffe penis bear a striking resemblence to an elephant trunk?
The giraffe looks like it ate a small child and that child is reaching thru an orifice waving a little sign that says HELP!
Yes I clicked. I knows I shouldn't but when MK says don't, I do...
I cannot hate on Nicole R. Methinks she is funny.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
That penis was the single most frightening, awesome, and puzzling thing I have even seen.
It looks like it has a suction cup at the end. wtf?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I, personally, anxiously await this show to get all the current and upcoming tips to better auto asphyxiate myself, induce vomiting up my side salad, and blow some fat pig wanna be tatted up rocker named after a fucking dog. I find these tips to be essential to my lyf
Click on the giraffe's penis!! Click on it now!
*passes out*
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
God I love you so much, MK. It's almost unhealthy. Almost!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
I never noticed she has wonk teefs.
Jebus tap-dancing Christ, this useless twat has actually written a book?
Or, I should say, some ghost writer wrote a book for her and put her name on it?
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Please, M.K. - no more posts about this sleepy-looking serpent.
Put her on the expired shelf with Parasite. Nobody cares about this dumb ass.