Nicole Richie's New TV Show
Proving once again that talent doesn't matter in Hollyweird, Nicole Richie is getting ready to turn her novel "The Truth About Diamonds" into a TV show. That shit is about some dumb bitch in Hollywood who is adopted into rock royalty and finds herself....forget it. Like you give a giraffe's penis (don't click on that) about the plot of this crap.
Nicole told E! that she's planning to take on my roles for the show, "I would definitely produce and definitely be in the show. I don't know if I need to be the star of this show. I've got a lot going on right now." Yes, ordering nannies around, going to Starbucks ten times a day and buying a bunch of fugly shit really keeps her busy.
I'll admit that I wasted a few hours of my life reading the book Nicole Richie clearly didn't write. It wasn't as bad as Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What do you see? (I hate that shit, I'm sorry), but it has no business becoming a TV show. I'd rather watch every episode of "Babes" than 1 hour of Nicole's show.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 11:31pm.
I saw the unplugged version of the Gettysburg Address.
i liked the ska remix
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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 11:25pm.
I don't remember the songs from my youth, but I saw the unplugged version of the Gettysburg Address.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 10:28pm.
I'm sorry angel. Canada will never live down the Corey. HAHA.
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O yeah - like YOU've got something to laugh about, Mr. President of the United States of Reality TV.
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She's a Lady.
I'm sorry angel. Canada will never live down the Corey. HAHA.
ps: Your avie. How did you get pictures of a pregnant Angelina in the hospital?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I don't know what would be worse...her book into a movie or another reality show episode of having her put her hand up a cow's ass attempting to milk the bitch.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
You know, PSL, if I had been a teen in the 80s, I would probably been into that stuff too. The songs we cherish most are the ones that remind us of our teen years. Makes us feel young again and reminds us of good times.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr. President and angel_i
Corey Hart?!... really?!... that was uncalled for!LOL!
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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 10:15pm.
angel. Being Canadian, I thought you would have a Corey Hart shirt on. Speaking of cheese.
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I'm a BROWN lady, silly!
But speaking of Corey Hart:
I wear my SUNglasses at night
So i can, So i can
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
I guess that one didn't stick. He gave birth to a new Canadian suburbanite. It wasn't pretty. I prefer Kim Mitchell in all his balding mullet glory.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
To all true artists...very sorry. Quite the slap in the face.
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
angel. Being Canadian, I thought you would have a Corey Hart shirt on. Speaking of cheese.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Lionel Richie. The purest incarnation of '80s cheese ever.
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when I was in the 8th grade I won tickets to see him on the Radio. I had front row center seats. Tina Turner was the Opening Act (Private Dancer album was just released). It still is one of my favorite memories!
Lionel had plenty of cheese, but he also wrote some really beautiful songs....
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Hi angel. Let me guess, you're wearing leg warmers right now. Anybody who can recite his lyrics needs some sort of '80s detox
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LMFAO!
No - but I am wearing a Run-DMC hoodie (really).
Umm...it's not the eighties so much...it's more about what ESE said: the power of cheese and all that....and for some reason, I remember words. Can't remember where I put my damn keys but I remember every word to every song I feel like remembering - like that. I was quite young when that came out; and therefore extra cheesy:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Hi angel. Let me guess, you're wearing leg warmers right now. Anybody who can recite his lyrics needs some sort of '80s detox.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Speaking of animal dicks, have you seen a rhinoceros' dick? OMG! I saw a big old rhino at the zoo getting it on with another one and that thing is huge. It looks like a big old bent boot though! It's quite odd. LOL!
Speaking of rhinos, has Nicole had a nose job, in other words, rhinoplasty? She looks different and I know she didn't like her nose.
Oh Nicole, we won't really watch your show, but we'll pretend to.
As I just get off the phone with my girlfriends for a night out to head out what do I see? A reference to the fabulous TV show "Babes?" It is so rare there aren't even any youtubes or retrojunks on that mess and Wendie Jo Sperber is like my fave! That was like FOX in it's infancy when I was little, 21 Jump Street and Married W/ Children were first on the air. I'm gonna embarrass myself but does anybody remember "Herman's Head?"
Et Tu Hermo?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by angel_i on July 11, 2008 - 10:57pm.
the power of cheese compels you
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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 11, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Lionel Richie. The purest incarnation of '80s cheese ever.
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O come on - sing it with me now:
Hello!
Is it me your looking for...?
Well, I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you doOoOo
Are somewhere...feeling lonely
Or is someone LOVING YOU!
Tell me how to win your heart
Cause I haven't GOOOOOOOOOOOOOT a cluUue
But let me start by saying...
iloveyou....
OMG Dudes! LIONEL RICHIE JUST POSESSED ME> QUICK! CALL DR. PHIL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Lionel Richie. The purest incarnation of '80s cheese ever.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Don't lie, MK - you'll be watching every minute of the damn show! Bad tv is your specialty!
TV, awwww :)
OT: nicole looked different back in the day. totally different. she wasn't only fatter...there was something different about her. i think she had plastic surgery. her face looked different!
Submitted by . on July 11, 2008 - 10:29pm.
My hangovers need no help, if they were any more powerful they'd be deadly. I had tomatoes earlier in some Mexican food that disagreed with me, now my ass is vocalizing how unhappy it is with my dining choices. It's getting foggy in here, and I'm afraid to light a match.
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Submitted by . on July 11, 2008 - 8:51pm.
angel_i, it was the barbie-doll bible guy.
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I found him! I can't believe he owns a car...Now, I wanna see his driver's license.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 10:24pm.
No hangover, but I'm working on acquiring one.
And I haven't scrolled down to the nutsack yet, I have my own to think about.
TV, your nutsack will feel young, bouncy and vibrant after viewing that sad sack. Do you really want to look? Probably not. Straight guys freak over looking at other dude's units so I understand. lol
Glad you're doing well and if you eat a couple non-salmonella tainted, raw tomatoes it really helps a hangover. *wink*
Great, now Nicole's damn pick is making me feel sleepy too. Coffeeeeeeeeeeeee and beeeeeeeeer for meeeeeeeeeee. :P
Submitted by Haribo on July 11, 2008 - 10:19pm.
And we miss you here!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by . on July 11, 2008 - 10:16pm.
No hangover, but I'm working on acquiring one.
And I haven't scrolled down to the nutsack yet, I have my own to think about.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
hi team valtrex!! i know...i'm gonna try to get on dlisted more often. i miss it!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 11, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Hey, TV. No hangover? Feelin' groovy? I feel a guilt trip coming on now for sharing that scary saggy sack link with poor Haribo who is going to have a full onset of nutsack nightmares.
Nicole looks really tired and I'm not sure if that's her continuous partying or just being a new mom because being a new mommy can wipe you out if you in fact are the one doing the mommy work that is.
If it has anything to do with rock royalty, it's obviously not even semi-autobiographical.
Hi, Haribo, long time no see.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
no doubt, on! i think i'm gonna have a nightmare tonight...with saggy balls in it.
Submitted by Haribo on July 11, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Scary huh? -Told ya giraffe dick looks pretty tame comparatively speaking. Those saggy balls still give me nightmares. lol!
on, god damn!
angel_i, it was the barbie-doll bible guy. Once you find it you'll know what I mean. And your fisting puppet is HIlarious! Too funny.
I changed my avatar but if it is too crude and offensive I'll remove it but that giraffe penis just cracked me up.
Haribo, here you go (nsfl):
http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0702/cisco-adler-naked.jpg&info...
That picture still freaks me out to this day. lmao
on...i can't tell cos i haven't seen cisco's saggy balls. maybe next time MK will post a link to a pic.
joanne...it looks like i am not the only curious mofo who clicked on the link. good to know!lol
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LOL!!! But I see how you could have mistaken.
I meant you're avvie...I have meesed zees poste. I veel go find...
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Lean Like a Chola She's a Lady.
Submitted by angel_i on July 11, 2008 - 9:33pm.
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EW! What IS that! I might hit it with a brick if it gets too close to me.
angel_i, you mean my avatar? That's MK's own caption for that mug-shot btw, can't take cred. LOL!
Or wait? Did you mean the giraffe peen? haha
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EW! What IS that! I might hit it with a brick if it gets too close to me.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Submitted by joanne on July 11, 2008 - 8:29pm.
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At this very moment I might just believe you if you told me you were psychic.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
Submitted by Haribo on July 11, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Haribo, I clicked and believe me, the giraffe peen has nothing on Cisco Adler's baggy, saggy balls.
I clicked, at least it wasn't frozen to the ice like the ducks was, it sort of looked like an arm coming out. I always thought Nicole belonged to a groupie Ritchie knocked up, no reason to think this, I just did.
i clicked :| who else clicked? tell NOW!
Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Why does this woman get everything? Sheesh.
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I know, right? I don't get how the Powers That Be decided to dole shit out. I mean, seriously. Could she not have been an orphan that grew up to see all the depravity around her and open, like, a resting home for fucked up celebrities with maximum security and real for real doctors? Why not THAT orphan? Sheesh is right. (I usually say "Yeesh" actually but I'd be willing to bend for this.
PS. I don't not like her either but still.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
She has nice eyes...
*shut up, YES, I don't not like her*
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Why does this woman get everything? Sheesh.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 11, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 11, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Don't be silly - there won't ever be enough until we're in full-on depression. Then we can go back to The Little Rascals:)
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Remember when Alfalfa got a frog in his throat?
"I'm in the mood for love, [ribbett] simply because you're near me. [ribbett]
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That's funny Mrs. K. It's probably the only episode I remember entirely...that's why I have to watch them again every coupla years:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.
No one has commented on the hotness that was BABES? I swear, I don't know how MK remembers this shit I used to watch. Rags to Riches, It's a Living, and now Babes.
All Greatness.....
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 12, 2008 - 1:04am.
DAE--
Sigh.
In 1969 I was 14.
YIKES!!!
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*hands on hips* Now don't be thinking you are old missy! You are only as old as the man you're feeling up!! :0)
"It's better to be old & wise than young & gullible"
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Brooke Hogan, Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton ... all get their own shows?
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
DAE--
Sigh.
In 1969 I was 14.
YIKES!!!
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Well, if it's anywhere near as good as Vanilla Ice's autobiography, then move over F. Scott Fitzgerald!
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Addicted to noir, and you
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YUMMY SLURPY NASTY TASTY OLDBAG-SCARIN' PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS FOR THE WIN ;*