Arrest This Bitch!
What's the number to 911?! There's a criminal on the loose and her name is Cameron Michelle Diaz!! She must be arrested immediately and sentenced to at least 200 years in the chokey. They can throw in an extra 50 years for "The Holiday."
Cammy committed a crime in Hollywood the other night by driving while talking on her Blackberry. Yes, the car was moving! I'm sure she would have told the police officer, "I was only pretending to talk on my phone, so the paparazzi wouldn't bother me. I promise I'll use my Bluetooth headset from now on." And then she'd giggle like a baby stoner. You know how that twat is.
Speaking of headsets, why do whores think it's OK to wear those things outside of the car? I don't know how many times I've embarrassed myself by answering questions from a stranger talking into their headset. Most of the time they look straight at you while saying shit into their practically invisible headset. They are fucking with you. They know what they're doing. And if you're one of those whores, I'll meet you out back.
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LMA0o!! u too!?!
ugh i hate those hos that do that..
Sorry but I loved The Holiday
Submitted by EvilShoe
My pet peeve is GUY talking on a cell, walks into men's room, comes out still talking! I am always thinking "Hey Azzhat! Did you wash your one free hand?"
In restaurant business, see this alot. And they expect me to shake hands??? Makes me want to sneeze on command into right hand and extend it right back to them...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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Submitted by EvilShoe on July 12, 2008 - 9:30am.
ITA They should have to wear a small phone booth around their head. If people want to talk out loud in public then I should be able to join in their conversations as well.
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I'm with those that hate those self important bitches talking on the phone on the can, shit!
Add talking on the phone when your checking out at the grocery store, getting your shit weighed and checked out at the post office, and when your talking to someone about custom services of anykind and they just start another conversation in the middle of the one they already were having. Fuckers!
Walkie Talkie phones GRRRR Take it off the speaker, I don't want to hear your business.
Sorry for the rant.
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Who cares. I am not a fan of hers. I saw her profile at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
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she's really taking her Shrek character way too far
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"I don't know how many times I've embarrassed myself by answering questions from a stranger talking into their headset. Most of the time they look straight at you while saying shit into their practically invisible headset."
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HAHAHA!!!! That shit happened to my sister... she had her bluetooth on and had answered a call, the police officer in front of her thought she was greetting him and he greeted her back. She just kept chatting away... HAHAHA he must of felt like an ass.
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Do they have the law against this in California? I'm from New Jersey/New York, we have that in those states. I always thought the law for this varies in individual states. Of course celebrities in California get special privlegdes! The bitch better stop complaining about the paps, when she gets away with this shit, and they'll throw some poor soccer mom (except Posh) in the pokey!
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yep, headsets are confusing...my sis' professor would use a headset during class. he'd answer a call and talk to himself (at least that's what it looked like). everyone was thinking 'damn, this guy is nuts'. it took'em a while to figure out the old fart was on the phone!
I think Cameron is a functional heroin addict 'cause her face be some kind of fucked up.
Her skin did not look that bad in The Mask. Now she's starting to look like she needs to wear a mask. Stop snorting that smack, Diaz!
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That's her first crime since she touched Justin Timberlake inappropriately. No means No, lady, try again when you grow a penis.
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what- is she channeling her inner Courtney? She done went and fucked her face up, son!
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Submitted by joanne on July 11, 2008 - 8:21pm.
@angel_i, My closest neighbors are horses and sheep and I only go to "the city" when I need to.
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O Toronto?! (Because you know, we're the only city in Canada - We're at the centre of the universe:)
But honestly, I'm really jealous. I need to get away from this hell-hole for a while. One day my neighbours will be horses and sheep too. They may shit everywhere but at least they don't steal your bike and do crack in your basement.
OMG WHAT is the topic - my brain is so fried it keeps meandering...o yeah. Be nice, MK - it's bad enough she's shriveling up like a prune she doesn't need you narcing on her like an 8th grade hall monitor!
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She's a Lady.
@angel_i, My closest neighbors are horses and sheep and I only go to "the city" when I need to. So I probably look like a lunatic to them anyway, lol.
Submitted by joanne on July 11, 2008 - 6:52pm.
I don't know how many times I've embarrassed myself by answering questions from a stranger talking into their headset.
Then they look at you like you are a lunatic when you answer them.
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O - I always beat them to the punch because I always think they're crazy first. (I should prolly mention that I live down the street from a methadone clinic and a couple few blocks from an institution. It's in the Fashion District:) (seriously))
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 11, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by joanne on July 11, 2008 - 4:52pm.
HAHAHAHA, me, too!
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Me three and I was gonna fight them!
Saw her photoshopped to hell and back face on a rag rack today -- she has to be the mag whore with the biggest gulf between her photoshopped skin and her genuine, coked-up lizard-textured complexion.
Michael K, I so agree with you on this one. What is worse is I am 50% deaf, and sometimes people get mad at me when I don't here them. I can't win.
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It's funny too when a person using the glitzy bluetooth thing is driving a really slum car like a 1984 Honda Accord hatchback that's all rusty and noisy but he still puts the "Powered by Honda" sticker on the windshield. Or, when the doofus on the bluetooth is wearing this INCREDIBLE designer business suit and you swear he must be a real wheeler dealer, but he sells shoes at Nordstrom and that's why he eats lunch at Panda Express just like you.
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Submitted by joanne on July 11, 2008 - 4:52pm.
HAHAHAHA, me, too!
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
I don't know how many times I've embarrassed myself by answering questions from a stranger talking into their headset.
Then they look at you like you are a lunatic when you answer them.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 11, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Stoney on July 11, 2008 - 2:00pm.
I HATE when bitches talk on the phone on the toilet in public restrooms! God! Have a little shame, christ sake!
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A little shame is good, but too much shame prevents you from posting on DListed...think about it...
No, I like answering the ho's talkin' on the cell phone in the stall next to me. Totally freaks them out. They be like:
Her: So, what's going on?
me: Well, I'm just taking a piss here...had the asparagus, by the way...Can you smell that? Anyway, what's going on with you? I love making friendsies in the potty. My boyfriend thinks it's all sexual, but it's not, and he'll totally see that once we can see each other again..You know, once he's paroled. Anyway, can you front a sister some TP cuz I'm about to take an enormous dump...
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Submitted by Stoney on July 11, 2008 - 2:00pm.
I HATE when bitches talk on the phone on the toilet in public restrooms! God! Have a little shame, christ sake!
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Sorry, Stoney. Shame went out with dial phones and typrwriters.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 11, 2008 - 5:19pm.
My outfit did match it was black and white how can it not mach , she was telling the other person that her outfit did not mach
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
"she'd giggle like a baby stoner"
too fucking funny!! Love it MK!
As for the bluetooth...I dont need one because I dont EVER answer my phone when im driving anyway. Pffft on that. BUT...when i was at the gym yesterday every fricken person there was wearing one of those retarded blue snaggletooth things...and what got me was they were TALKING on them! At the GYM!! Damn, I fucking hate that!! Plus...they just all look like a bunch of crazies talking to themselves.
Ooh...but they come in pink!!! pwaahahahaha
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Her nose job does not do her any favors from that angle...Ugh...a'member when she was hot, back when she did "The Mask". I used to think she was so purty. Now? Not so much...and that Courtney Love nose job don't help matters...
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Submitted by TOPANGA on July 11, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Ugggg, I hate when people talk on those stupid pretentious Bluetooth things.
Yep. When I see people talking on those twatty things the word "DORK" comes to mind.
You know what is scary? If those stupid bluetooth thing-a-ma-jigs keep catching on we're all going to look like a bunch of well-dressed [or not] homeless, ex mental patients walking merrily along and talking animatedly to ourselves while our whole society ends up looking utterly looney tunes.
"Hello, Justin? Please pick up -- pick up, damn it, please! I'm begging you. I'm sorry. Your boyfriend can live with us if he wants; I'll cook for three."
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and since fuggy is doing it, I hipe the penalty is death. How can someone with so much money have such crappy skin?
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Ugggg, I hate when people talk on those stupid pretentious Bluetooth things. In the end, there the one's who end up looking like 'tards cause I always think they are walking around talking to themselves.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I no longer have a spleen thanks to some asshat who felt it was more important to find out if his football tickets were at willcall than it was to watch the fucking road. I have no problem with laws that prevent the use of cellphones while driving.
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I was at an amusement park recently, and I busted out laughing while waiting in line for a ride. These two guys and two girls had come to the park together, but ALL 4 of them were texting other people the entire time, not talking to each other.
My husband cracked up and said "They are probably texting each other."
LMAO
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"I don't know how many times I've embarrassed myself by answering questions from a stranger talking into their headset. Most of the time they look straight at you while saying shit into their practically invisible headset. They are fucking with you. They know what they're doing."
LMFAO I do that shit too. I HATE when horz talk with that headcrap on. Like they are too important to hold a damn phone up to their ear.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I just want to go and hide when I answer someone.
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I've read that while the fine is only 25 or 50 bucks - that with court fees it comes out to like 250 bucks if you get busted! W T F
Also I have a comment:
CELLPHONES ARE NOT ACCESSORIES PEOPLE
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 5:00pm.
What IS it with the douches who talk on their cell phones while on the toilet? Do they get some pervy thrill out of that? Because it's beyond gross.
LOL. That reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George wants to return a book (Library or store? Can't remember) and the book gets flagged because it had been in the bathroom with him. Grody. Reading material and toilets just don't jive with me. -Nor do electronic devices and restrooms. I'm OCD enough about using public facilities and I sure as hell don't want one more thing in there with me that I'm going to have to wipe the creepy crawler microbes off of for frick sake.
I don't have it happen often (because I pay attention to my surroundings?) but if someone mistakenly believes I was greeting them or asking them a question I do something unusual... I talk to them!
I say hello or thank them for answering my question. there is no reason to make someone feel bad or stupid for trying to be nice.
I have been in the situation mk described so I know how it feels. I also realize it is pretty easy not to look people directly in the eye while talking on the phone.
there are people who will look at you and walk toward you while saying things that apply to the situation. usually if I am on the phone (and I don't use a headset) most of what I am saying doesn't fit the situation.
conclusion: these bitches are doing it on purpose! (tucks razor blades into hair)
Michael is the best!
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Ugh! I hate people that wear that shite all the time. They think they look important or something and they're not even talking to someone! Example: Corey Haim on that damn Corey show. You're not even talking to anyone!!!!!
i only saw the holiday because john krasinski was in it for 2 seconds. thats the only scene i really remember.
thanks, Deb, I really ought to take it more serious, the shit is nuts. I am laying low to avoid extra drama today.
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Jack Black and Kate Winslet were cute in "The Holiday".
But everytime Cameron Diaz and Jude Law appeared, I had to channel surf. Diaz is a twit.
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Viva,
Since I couldn't sleep I went googling for anti stalking laws. There are some laws in effect in NV that you should look into. Just google antistalking laws cyber and you will find WHO@. Click on NV and it will tell you what you can do about your IThead.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I like to whip out my cell phone and call my BFF and talk about how fat you are and OMG she thinks she can wear pleather??? Good Times
yeah deb... Viva Las Vegas
Thlaly, I was in the service industry for years and can not stand people who treat the people who serve them like shit and will tell them.
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
I thought I was the only person getting jerked around by people w/ear phones.
These bitches will walk towards you, look you straight in the eye and say hello.
It's embarassing to get punked over and over. Fuck em.
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Submitted by Stoney on July 11, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Well, a really loud fart might embarrass them enough to get off the phone..
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I could drop a bottle of nitroglycerin and it wouldn't faze them. Cellphone idiots are in their own little world.
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Pffft. Cell phones were invented to give you something to do while driving.
The C word,
I always wave a tissue at nosepickers!!! I HATE that!! I mean we've all had an itch, but if you gotta dig, use a tissue!!!!!
Viva,
I always do that. "Um, if you hung up your cell, this would go alot faster". I really just want to kick people that imagine that they are too important to get off the phone to check out!!!!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Well, a really loud fart might embarrass them enough to get off the phone...
That would actually be pretty fuckin funny!
I'm bad at farting on cue, though.
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