Afternoon Crumbs

Carrie is so hot!I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Selma is a flat-chested gal, but I respect her for not having a boob job. Good on her.

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"

Am I the only one whose gaydar goes off when Buble is on the telly?

Well, I think Carrie is hot. But my standards are pretty low.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Did anyone read Forest Gump? Its nothing like the movie, Travolta would do a good book version.

Can't they charge Attention Ho (aka Pregnant Man) with some sort of child abuse for whoring out that innocent baby girl? Think of the therapy bills that child is gonna incur!

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"

I just saw Selma Blair in a movie topless, and she is truly so tiny-titted it is impossible. They're like flea bites. A bat could fly in there and try to nestle, but it would be all, "This is too bony and shit," and leave.

I don't see the appeal of Adrien Grenier either. He's like a Muppet. Too hairy, just a big batch of fugly.

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

I'm starting to almost feel bad for how pathetic Jessica Simpson is. The general public can only tolerate "the dumb blonde" for so long.

Adrian Grenier is hot, but he has no presence. The other actors MAKE that show.

He's just eye candy, for me anyway. ;)

I am secretly jealous of Carrie Underwood. *hides*

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

Jessica Simpson sucks at faking an orgasm.
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You know Papa Joe is helping her perfect that skill. Yeah, I said it! *crossing little sock monkey arms*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Ricki Lake,

I happen to think he's fuckable, but even I can't explain it. I have a thing for hairy men.. maybe that's it. BUT, I would never actually do him even if I had the chance. Paris may have already gone there and that's just a no-no.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

DiamondDawg:

I should have known you would supply me with 'stunt ass'!

www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 11, 2008 - 10:55am.
I wanna see Coco's badunkadunk in a bikini!
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Here ya go, Breakdown. From White Chicks, the dressing rooms scene where the chick flips out on her "Cellulite Sally", "Badonkey", "Backfat Baby" and Tina the Talking Tummy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfleGd5oe8s

I love Carrie! I think she has a great beach bod!!

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 11, 2008 - 1:11pm.

i met this key grip guy last weekend who's worked with John T. on a couple of movies. He said John's gheyer than ghey. but you already knew that.

Yes, but I will never get tired of hearing it over, and over, and over again.
Thanks. :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

i met this key grip guy last weekend who's worked with John T. on a couple of movies. He said John's gheyer than ghey. but you already knew that.

Hate.Carrie.Underwood.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Go Carrie! Quite possibly the sexiest vegetarian yet!

www.vegetarianstar.com

Adrien doesn't do it for me either.....love "Entourage", but I don't think he's anything special....PLUS, he spent that time with Paris last year, so that killed it for me.

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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"

ricki lake:

this is one i cannot explain. sorry!

www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by ricki lake on July 11, 2008 - 1:59pm.

Can someone explain to me Adrian Grenier's appeal?
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I'm with you ricki. I don't see anything about this guy that screams f**kable

Can someone explain to me Adrian Grenier's appeal? I've seen Drive Me Crazy, The Devil Wears Prada, and a few episodes of Entourage, and he reminded me of a crazy homeless man about to chuck a bottle of piss at you in each one. Blech.

I'm NOT looking at Coco- I refuse.

Wow, Sheeps.....I thought you'd like the Carrie pics.....but I can understand the no make-up comment.

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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"

I wanna see Coco's badunkadunk in a bikini!

www.myspace.com/triston

if Selma would gain sone flippin weight she would have some boobage!

I like Carrie. I saw her live on the American Idol tour and she is one classy little girl. I think she could pass for Elvis' daughter more than that big blob Lisa Marie.

whats more American than plastic tits, fake & bake tan, and bleach blonde hair? Coco IS the all american woman!! Like it or not!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Carrie doesn't look that great for her age and occupation. She also doesn't look that hot without makeup. Look, I'm feeling churlish today, ok?

Carrie looks GREAT in a bikini...great lil bod on her!

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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"