It's Miller Time!
I've talked a lot about Rooster McConaughey and his son, Miller Lyte, but I've never seen a picture of the poor kid. Well, here he is. What in Carrot Bottom hell did they do to Miller Lyte's hair? They totally used leftover Easter egg dye and mashed up carrots to make his hair look like that. They were paying homage to their hero, Ronald McDonald.
Miller Lyte may look like a happy child now, but wait until he grows up and becomes a Bud Light kind of boy. He's going to take the family shotgun off the wall and chase his Rooster all around the trailer park.
This is what pisses me off about Matthew. His brother's nickname is Rooster and his nephew's birth name is Miller Lyte, but he names his son Levi? The McConaughey family should disown his ass for that.
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Did I miss something? I thought this was what kids were for, ya know, dress 'em up funny, take pictures, bring the pics out on prom night, first dates and family reunions in order to embarrass them.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
so all that second hand green sugar smoke has morphed Matt's brother into a doppelgaenger for Woody Harrelson!
that's some strong powder!
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I'm dyin'. *tears*
LCD, Fraggle rock? SPOT ON! *more tears*
Miller Lyte? Oh fuck no!
*tears streaming uncontrollably now*
-The kid actually has a cute face but who in the hell lets their child have electrified hair like this? Talk about child neglect!
I'm so tossed up about this. I'm not sure if I want to rescue this kid or talk into his mouth and ask for a side of fries.
Aww.
I think its cute and the kid is smiling atleast!! It's probably just some spray halloween stuff in Flamin'Hot Cheeto Red....same color lipstick that brit brit eats...uh, I mean wears.
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The Kid seems happy....they're all getting a kick out of it (including the kid) LOL!
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I'm sorry, but I think it's absolutely CRUEL that kid is named Miller Lyte. What in the FUCK is wrong with his wife that she'd allow that to happen? I mean, this kid is going to grow up and go to a bar and order his first Miller Lite and be laughed out of town!!
For his sake, I hope he's so traumatized by his name he becomes one of those weird non-drinkers for life.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
little china doll.... fraggle kid.. HAHAHAHAAA!!
dude that is just wrong to do to a kid
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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this kid's gonna grow up to be the next Woody Harrelson (sp)
Oh, and I didn't know that MM and Jeff Daniels were brothers.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
what in the name of god!?
oh that's hilarious. you KNOW that he did a food color thing with his kid's hair while he was high. and, yeah, someone call cps STAT.
I bet when that kid is pissed and dressed in overalls he looks just like Chucky!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Nova! You're totally right! That's Flamin' Hot cheeto dust! That kid has been around the Spears family!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Someone call Child Protection Services because someway, somehow...this is child abuse!
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That actually looks like flamin hot cheeto dust...
Woo...bet their sinuses are clear...lol.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
someones been dipping in the carrot top smegma...
cute kid though!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 11, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Yeah no doubt. You know Rooster hates the day Matthew was born.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Kid looks like Howard Jones circa 1984.
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thats a cute picture!!!!!! crazy hair for the kid, but im sure he LOVES it!
Oh look kids! It's Maddie Spears future hubby!!!
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What a cute kid. He doesn't stand a chance in hippie hell, having been born into that family.
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Is this Clay Gayken's kid? LMAO
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Matt sure got the looks in that family.
That kid! WTF is that hair?
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Fraggle Rock kid!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?