It's Miller Time!

I've talked a lot about Rooster McConaughey and his son, Miller Lyte, but I've never seen a picture of the poor kid. Well, here he is. What in Carrot Bottom hell did they do to Miller Lyte's hair? They totally used leftover Easter egg dye and mashed up carrots to make his hair look like that. They were paying homage to their hero, Ronald McDonald.

Miller Lyte may look like a happy child now, but wait until he grows up and becomes a Bud Light kind of boy. He's going to take the family shotgun off the wall and chase his Rooster all around the trailer park.

This is what pisses me off about Matthew. His brother's nickname is Rooster and his nephew's birth name is Miller Lyte, but he names his son Levi? The McConaughey family should disown his ass for that.

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Submitted by Sweet_As_Sugar on July 12, 2008 - 1:57am.

cute kid; naming a kid after a beer, hmmm and dressing him up as Chucky, interesting.
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Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 10:17pm.

For a minute there I thought it was a young Yahoo Serious.

Submitted by angel_i on July 11, 2008 - 10:05pm.

If I was that kid I would be SO happy.
And even when I grew up - I'd show my friends.
Cuz I'm just cool like that.

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Submitted by almostfamous88 on July 11, 2008 - 10:03pm.

lmao....that's hilarious

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 11, 2008 - 8:04pm.

Submitted by Madam Pince on July 11, 2008 - 4:33pm.

Mrs. K., you are ABSOLUTELY correct that children exist to be photographed in embarrassing getups so their parents can get even with them later in life.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on July 11, 2008 - 8:03pm.

FranklyVulgar is right -- he was dressed up as Chucky for Halloween. That his parents would choose to dress him as a homicidal doll speaks volumes about them.

Mrs. K., you are ABSOLUTELY correct that children exist to be photographed in embarrassing getups so their parents can get even with them later in life.

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Submitted by . on July 11, 2008 - 6:34pm.

Submitted by TT99 on July 11, 2008 - 5:47pm.

LMAO!

*Dial tone*

Submitted by fulgora77 on July 11, 2008 - 6:26pm.

He's a cutie!

Submitted by TT99 on July 11, 2008 - 6:17pm.

Actual phone transcript:

TT99: Yes, Hello CPS, I'm online and I just saw a picture of an unfortunate infant with hair dyed red like a Bozo the clown, he's the nephew of that actor guy who smokes weed with his shirt off and plays the bongo drums. Yes, I'm not joking, I believe the kid's name is Miller Lyte. No, I'm serious. Oh, the dad? Get this, his name is Rooster. Hello?
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Submitted by TT99 on July 11, 2008 - 6:15pm.

Actual phone transcript:

Submitted by dustbunny on July 11, 2008 - 6:01pm.

My god! Is that hair color even found in nature?

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Submitted by Listen herrr on July 11, 2008 - 5:40pm.

that kid DOES look like chuckie - cutie pie though

Submitted by madam s. on July 11, 2008 - 5:11pm.

Ah well, it's better than Pabst.

Submitted by EatYourVeggies on July 11, 2008 - 4:40pm.

I think the kid looks cute. It's a Halloween costume so take it easy, bitches. Maybe he only goes by Miller.

Submitted by LeanneMarie on July 11, 2008 - 3:42pm.

Please tell me that baby mama isn't Cyndi Lauper!!

Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 3:30pm.

I'm still thinking it's Howard Jones.

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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 11, 2008 - 3:02pm.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 11, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Chucky may have been a savage killer, but he had helluva good sense of style. You never noticed he wore only name brands on his killing sprees? One scene he yelled "dammit, I got blood all over my Versace overalls!"

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

Submitted by DeeDee on July 11, 2008 - 2:41pm.

Cute picture.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 11, 2008 - 2:24pm.

I wasn't aware Chucky wore Ralph Lauren.

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Submitted by . on July 11, 2008 - 2:13pm.

Sorry, but if this is a costume of Chucky then it's wayyyyyyy off the mark. Google "chucky doll costume" and look at the 'images' link. Not even close.

Nope. No cigar. I'm not buying it.

-NOT that it matters to me nor should it matter to you. Take a breather and just remember these asshats let their photos be plastered on PMag so the onus is on them.

M.E., exactly (regarding a horror movie character for a child's costume).

Ricki, yup. If full grown adults want to 'publish' themselves all over the world looking foolish then fine by me but kids are really getting the shitty end of the stick nowadays.

*throws some monkey poop*

Submitted by letinstar on July 11, 2008 - 2:12pm.

i hope camilla has the balls to stand up to matt and not let him do this to levi...
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Submitted by El Bastardo on July 11, 2008 - 2:02pm.

Hahahahahaha! CHUCKYYYYY!!!! I saw a pic of a little baby wearing a suit with a rubber alien bursting out of it, funny stuff! LOLx1000.

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Submitted by maDalice on July 11, 2008 - 1:58pm.

That boy is so darn cute! And Miller is a nice name. How many people go by their first and middle names anyway?

Submitted by xxyxz on July 11, 2008 - 1:54pm.

*shakes head*

*leaves thread*

Submitted by Little China Doll on July 11, 2008 - 1:41pm.

Amen, Ricki!

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

Submitted by Soy on July 11, 2008 - 1:40pm.

Submitted by Stoney on July 11, 2008 - 11:27am.
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For his sake, I hope he's so traumatized by his name he CHANGES it.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

Submitted by ricki lake on July 11, 2008 - 1:38pm.

Not to mention, MK conveniently left that important piece of info out. Probably because the post is stupid once you know the truth. Methinks you should be deriding MK's "journalistic integrity," as it were, rather than innocuous comments from people who don't care enough about this lame family to read the source article.

Submitted by ricki lake on July 11, 2008 - 1:37pm.

Damn. Like no one ever jumps to conclusions on this board. Except that every bit of speculation on our part with regards to stars' personalities, relationships, etc. is just the same as people not realizing this was a Halloween costume. I've seen WAY worse things than this thread, so wtf?

Submitted by Little China Doll on July 11, 2008 - 1:35pm.

Wait, I'm not sure I'm clear...is this...is this a halloween costume?!

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 11, 2008 - 1:34pm.

oh my. someone's all santimonious douchebag-y today. chillax a$shat. it looks like you're the one who's all worked-up and crazy - the evidence:

Submitted by S_G on July 11, 2008 - 9:53am.
Good grief people, calm down!

Submitted by february on July 11, 2008 - 1:32pm.

I agree with S_G. Calm down eveyone, this was a simple Halloween custome the kid probably requested to dress as. If you are going to call child abuse, why don't you direct that concern to children who are actually being abused.

Submitted by february on July 11, 2008 - 1:31pm.

Submitted by lindsayapple on July 11, 2008 - 1:31pm.

OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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Submitted by lindsayapple on July 11, 2008 - 1:31pm.

Submitted by M.E. on July 11, 2008 - 1:30pm.

S_G - so you think it's ok for a child who (by the pic looks about 3, 4 years old) to be dressed up as a horror film character?

Submitted by S_G on July 11, 2008 - 1:23pm.

Good grief people, calm down!

I saw this same picture in one of the celebrity magazines and the caption said that it was a HALLOWEEN COSTUME!
The kid was dressed as 'Chucky' from the 'Child's Play' films.

I like Dlisted, but sometimes the judgmental, know it all, "look how horrible these famous people are" bullshit gets out of control.

Submitted by camee2000 on July 11, 2008 - 1:21pm.

To be fair, this was a Halloween costume. So his hair was that way for only 1 day. His name he'll have forever though...

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 11, 2008 - 1:20pm.

Hope when he grows up - they find he's allergic to beer. Kaaaarrrrmaaaa.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 11, 2008 - 1:16pm.

Submitted by M.E. on July 11, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Oh my friggen Fraggle Rock.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Those parents must've hated that poor kid... ROFL

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Submitted by M.E. on July 11, 2008 - 1:15pm.

Submitted by franklyvulgar on July 11, 2008 - 8:40am.
That photo was in People magazine, and I'm pretty sure the caption said that this was a Halloween photo -- Miller Lyte was dressed up as Chucky.
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What the fuckity fuck???? This child should have NO CLUE who Chucky is!!! Much less be dressed like him for Halloween!!!!!

Submitted by Soy on July 11, 2008 - 1:13pm.

Submitted by Little China Doll on July 11, 2008 - 11:23am.
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Hot avie.

I really do hope this is a Halloween costume. Cute kid though. But what a fucked up named. "Miller" is fine but combined with "Lyte"? Good luck getting into a decent college or job.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

Submitted by Pernicious on July 11, 2008 - 1:12pm.

Speaking of troll dolls...

Submitted by M.E. on July 11, 2008 - 1:12pm.

Oh my friggen Fraggle Rock.

I can't decide if it's cruel or cute to name him after a beer.

There was this girl who went to a neighboring school. Her families last name was Lear. Her first and middle......

Crystal Shanda

Yes folks, her entire name was Crystal Shanda Lear.

I would have pulled a Menendez on my parents for that shit.

Submitted by franklyvulgar on July 11, 2008 - 1:10pm.

That photo was in People magazine, and I'm pretty sure the caption said that this was a Halloween photo -- Miller Lyte was dressed up as Chucky.

Submitted by LoLo on July 11, 2008 - 1:09pm.

I know three Irish people named Miller.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 11, 2008 - 1:09pm.

Oh yeah Mrs.K...

I've already got a TON of great pics of my boys and they're only 3!!.....you know, chicken pox, bath tub mohawks, first shiners....etc.

good times. Boy their prom dates are gonna LOOOOOVE them. ;P

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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 11, 2008 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by ♥ on July 11, 2008 - 12:32pm.
"I'm not sure if I want to rescue this kid or talk into his mouth and ask for a side of fries."

Ahahaha!!! That's the first time I've laughed out loud all day! Thanks! =)

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

Submitted by ricki lake on July 11, 2008 - 1:07pm.

I hate parents that do whatever they want with their children, with no regard to how they might feel. Die your kid's hair with Kool-Aid? Hilarious! Let your Boy grow Rapunzel-like hair? Sure, Celine! Name them Pilot Inspektor? Sounds smashing. Ugh. If you're so obsessed with being quirky, experiment with yourselves, not your children.

Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 1:07pm.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 11, 2008 - 8:23am.
I bet when that kid is pissed and dressed in overalls he looks just like Chucky!

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THANK YOU. That's who he looks like, I couldn't put my finger on it but I was thinking, "that guy looks like some actor who was big in the 80's"