Brit Brit Goes Crazy (Again) For Vadge
Brit Brit dug deep to bring out the crazy for one of Vadge's tour videos. Yeah, it's like digging into a puddle. Yesterday, Brit Brit filmed a scene in an elevator which will be shown during Vadge's "Dry & Sour" world tour.
A source told UsWeekly, "Britney walks into the elevator wearing a black hoodie, and you can't see it's her at first. As the elevator goes up, it becomes clear it's Britney and she's anxious and nervous. She starts to kick the wall and hit things. At one point she screams into the camera."
Brit Brit didn't know she was shooting a video for Vadge. She was tricked!. They told her they were going to a 3-hour eat-in at Hometown Buffet and instead they locked her in a closet without any Cheetos, Frapps or Twinkies. Two hours later they released her into the elevator and let the cameras role roll.
The scene ends with Brit Brit ripping off her hoodie and saying, "It's Britney, bitch!" Um...no. Brit Brit is NO Chrissy Bitch.
Here's some pictures of sleepy Brit Brit with her mommy last night. Brit had too many Red Bulls and NyQuils. And that dude in the back is kind of hot...
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Submitted by _sigh_ on July 11, 2008 - 5:06pm.
For you, sigh.
http://www.fisher-price.com/us/fun/games/abc/
http://www.learnenglish.de/basics/numbers.htm
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Kizzy...i love your kitten DJ....awesome!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by _sigh_ on July 11, 2008 - 8:04am.
Footnote for Aph, you eagle-eye...
The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996); spoken by Janeane Garofalo as "Abby"
Happy?
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Okay NOW I'm really impressed. It only took you 10 minutes to find that, shitwaffle. Haha!
And no I'm not happy, you're still here and you're still stupid.
Nova,
Pass it over dis way please!
Kizz,
Cat Mom pants....*clears throat*.........
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Is Lynne still on Twatney's payroll, too?
She's supported her whole hillbilly clan.
I'm so tired of people trying to rescuscitate her career and offering her rolls!
Just let this trailer hag die a quick death!
www.myspace.com/triston
These pics look like its time for......
WEEKEND AT BRIT-BRITS!!!
Seriously...she's half-dead anymore...a soulless body aimlessly dragging her carcass around. Only cheetos and frapps can keep her upright!
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Submitted by _sigh_ on July 11, 2008 - 12:06pm
Oh, you're right, I'm sorry, it was her pimp.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
(tries to ignore negativity)
puff puff pass......
Mom jeans rock your sox...pffft!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
PSL, Kizzy - Yeah, I know. What was I thinking....
Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 11:59am.
Thank you! It's time for a new kitteh avie.
¡Arriba! Las Chiapanecas aye aye! (sp?) Too muchos kewt. Love your new bebeh kitteh switcheroo! Aye Caramba!
Kizzy, holy fuckballs! *bowing* Us kitty mama, sailor swearing old horez iz da old timez mama catz of our generationz!
Britney, come to! You're scaring the Paps even!
Madonna? *gag* Figures and I'm not shocked at her typical selfish antics.
You're quite welcome China :D
I'm in here for some romping stomping Brit-brit cheeto dusted fun!!! lmao....
Its friday bitches....and theres less than a day of work left for me till TOTAL RELAXATION. :D
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
You better step your game up Skizz. You started off strong but you're fading in the later rounds. A "mom" joke?
Footnote for Aph, you eagle-eye...
The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996); spoken by Janeane Garofalo as "Abby"
Happy?
Submitted by _sigh_ on July 11, 2008 - 11:59am.
"Unlike you, it won't be a new one on them."
Please diagram that "sentence", then eliminate the mixed construction
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Your mom called, she said she needs you to blow the bartender to settle her tab again.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by ♥ on July 11, 2008 - 11:57am
It's cat-mom jeans, here too!!
Cat-moms rule!!
Especially fuckin' cat-moms that fuckin' swear like fuckin' sailors on fuckin' shore-leave.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I can't make head nor tail of today's super cute comments! Is the heat driving everybody to distraction?!?!?!?
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 11, 2008 - 11:54am.
Ahaha Nova. That did make me laugh. =)
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
She looked like she got her weave fixed a few days ago. Amazing how quickly it can revert to the disgusting rats nest we all know and love.
"Unlike you, it won't be a new one on them."
Please diagram that "sentence", then eliminate the mixed construction.
Submitted by ♥ on July 11, 2008 - 7:57am.
Aphid, you're bebeh kitteh avatar is sewwwwww kewt!
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Thank you! It's time for a new kitteh avie.
Well, Madonna is the ultimate cold hearted will do what she needs to do to stay ahead and relevant, so using Britney for her tour is OK, but going to visit her once or taking her out to lunch just to chat is not??? Fucking user bitch. Britney needs to do the Bond theme song, fuck the crackhead of camden, Britney will be a hot mess on the track but it'll be hot, at least better than Madonnas "die another day".
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Aphid, you're bebeh kitteh avatar is sewwwwww kewt!
Submitted by _sigh_ on July 11, 2008 - 11:42am.
Hey, now...wait a minute! You know me too? You are freaking me out, dude. You psychic? Cuzzzzzzzzzz
I'm as old as dirt (just call me earthworm Jane)
Yup. I too swear like a Sailor on shore leave wolf-whistling at the dockeys.
Okay, you got me on the canine thing, I don't have any dogs but I do have three puddy-tats but no bestiality on my part tyvm.
Yup. I have spellcheck on my computer. -(Uhhhhhh doesn't everyone)? Do I use it as often as I should? Probably/definitely not.
Misplaced modifiers? Okay, you completely lost me on that one but I'm sure you had a point that just went over my fuzzy logical head.
Now you and Kizzy kiss and make up. Oh c'mon. Humour an creaky old, mom-jean, granny panty wearing haggard hobag.
Britney looks like she should have been rushed to the ER in this photo. Total TKO.
Submitted by _sigh_ on July 11, 2008 - 7:42am.
(it's ok to love your dog, just don't LOVE your dog)
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Oh wow, that is SO funny, did you just make that up?
Oh wait, it's from a movie in the 90's. nevermind.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on July 11, 2008 - 11:53am.
ITA--This constant dragging of younger stars into her show smacks of desperation. She's obviously aware she can no longer hold an audience truly solo.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Look into Brit-brits eyes....loooooooook deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep......soooooooooo sleeeeeepy
NOW GO GET ME A FRAPP BITCH!!
lmao.
Just trying to lighten the mood.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
"Dang, them Flamin' Hot Cheetos make mah farts BURN!"
Sorry but as much as I can't stand Shitney
Wiched shame on Vadge for exploiting her
when she's down yet fashioning it like
she's "helping her out career wise".
Atleast Shitney's excuse is that she's crazy,
Vadge's excuse if fuckn greed.
Wrongity wrong wrong.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Headline on Yahoo News
"Tenn birth rate goes up to a 15 year high"
Gee, thanks Jamie Lynn.
Submitted by _sigh_ on July 11, 2008 - 11:51am
Unlike you, it won't be a new one on them.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
According to Skizz, "fucktard" is now classified as a big-person word. I will notify Webster's.
Wow. Has Britney been crazy and dirty for so long that the Britney threads have become this boring? She needs to seriously ramp up her game. Amy Winehouse makes Britney look like a charming Southern belle in comparison. At the rate we're going, I shudder to think how vile Hollywood hos will be 20 years from now.
Submitted by _sigh_ on July 11, 2008 - 11:42am.
Thank you for once again proving that a thimble is more capable of holding a thought than you are. Thanks for playing along! When you grow up, you can use big-person words, too!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by M.E. on July 11, 2008 - 11:39am.
The illiterate, underaged, unwed daughter can't afford to keep her in the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Aphid Darling!!!!!!
Britney is still such a mess...she is hopeless.
M.E.: Lynne has her priorities! She has to check on the breadwinner....
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
WTF is Mama Spears doing there? I thought she was helping her illiterate, underaged, unwed daughter raise her bastard child?
FIRST!!!
Just kidding. I love you bitches. XOXOX
Unfitney trying to be "saxeyyyyyyy!" (NSFW )
http://www.heftyhousewives.co.uk/images/hefty-7.jpg
Unfitney chillin' at home (NSFW - NSFW - NSFW!!!)
http://www.efuck.co.uk/images/fat_bitch.jpg
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by Clarisse on July 11, 2008 - 11:34am.
Sure thing doll, and a chocolate shake was an excellent suggestion. Too bad nobody else will get one after I cram this putz in there like it was their locker. (they're used to that, I'm sure)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Damn, that Marcia Brady prom dress. I thought she wasn't insane anymore.
Submitted by flori-duh on July 11, 2008 - 8:32am.
PRESENTING THE FABULOUS MOUSE JR
I see my Minch has some competition for World's Cutest Dog!
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by _sigh_ on July 11, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Jealous much?
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So you can say something other than 'first'! I'm soo proud of you! Maybe you can learn to count to two aswell...
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
_sigh_
You may have been an idiot for saying "first" but your the funniest motherfucker on the thread. Keep it up
"...NOBODY agrees with YOU, you agree with everybody else, you agree with any idiot who says anything!..."
Submitted by _sigh_ on July 11, 2008 - 11:30am.
Wow Skizz, talk about needing some Atavan . Deep, cleansing breaths....
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Y'know, that cut might've carried more weight if you knew how to spell...knowing how to spell gives the general impression you have at least some grasp of what the subject is you happen to be speaking on. Misspellings, however, only expose precisely how ignorant your ignorant ass is.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I want some fries too Kizz!!! And a chocolate milk-shake! Pick that up for me while you are at DQ.
Triscuit...
I was feeling jealous, so...
Duuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
OUCH. I've performed CPR practice on Resuscant Annies with more life in their eyes.
Sad.
To say something nice? The dress looks cute from what I can see of it.
_Submitted by NovaNightly on July 11, 2008 - 11:32am
People take their fat ass pop singers from yester year so cereaish these days !
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
PRESENTING THE FABULOUS MOUSE JR
Submitted by dramaqueen365247:
Um, I thought Lynn was in Looseyanna w/ her lesser daughter & the spawn? Jesus Christ, leave a 17-year-old alone for most of her pregnancy & now, as a new mom?
I guess it's a toss up for Lynn, teen mom or saving the families cash cow...hmmmmmmmmmm
whoa....Brit brit threads are so INTENSE!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
I feel Sightarded right now!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!