Friday, July 11th 2008
Morning Wood
That's not a baby, it's just desperation bloat - A Socialite's Life
Borat Bruno's wedding is on hold - Celebitchy
Tommy Girl did not send flowers to Nicky Kidman, but he did send a basket of fugly crap - I'm Not Obsessed
Pixie Geldof has 3 nipples - Holy Moly!
Another fucking RR/RW challenge? Aren't some of these people like 80-years-old? - Best Week Ever
Two gayelles laughing - Jezebel
Partying with Ceiling Eyes is going to cost you - ICYDK
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Mrs Kravitz!
Minchinie is lookin fione this mornin!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 11, 2008 - 11:07am.
Mrs. K, your dog is so cute!
That's Eva? Is that water giving her an orgasm, because that's what it looks like.
Eva does look like a rat when she is wet...lol
Lilo does look happier than she has in years, so good for her.
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
Lindsay's wearing flannel, she's finally out!
__Submitted by Triscuit on July 11, 2008 - 11:05am.
That sucks Triscuit!
I had a sitch similar once and lets just say i dont have that problem any more! MUAH HA HA HA!!!!
She will never say another nasty thing to my ass EVER again. Good BYE Birdie!
edited for the MaDalice comment.
Honey! My Jewish boy friends mother is THE MOST wonderful woman to me. I consider her a friend.
My baptist EX MIL... well she can suck a dick and burn in those flames of hell she always talked about.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
When I married outside the tribe my mama said, "Tatale, as long as you love him, I love him."
My father in law, on the other hand was "very disappointed" that his precious Pudge did not marry a nice Catholic girl in a church with a mass.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Good morning xxyxz!!
How you been ho? =)
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Fuck it!
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Eva Longwhoria ois so ordinary looking.
Overrated ho
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Fuck it!
Submitted by xxyxz on July 11, 2008 - 11:02am.
good morning all
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Good morning, doll!! How's you?
OnT:Longwhoria has pms bloat.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LoLo on July 11, 2008 - 10:37am.
I hate bitchy mother in laws and pussy men who cant stand up to them.
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Are you in my brain?
WoW.
That IS my life!
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My children..Carly and Robert...
good morning all
"Happy, healthy marriages"? Who the fuck writes INO? The CO$?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 10:58am.
Cool. Ill just need to stock up on baby wipes and hit the bank.....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on July 11, 2008 - 4:57pm.
LoLo is officially in charge of all stripper research.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Tom probably addressed the card to “Thursday Lily” outta spite.....he’s probably pissed that Nicole looks so much younger than his current wife.
Re. 'Two gayelles laughing': I think California just passed a law allowing them to do that.
Re: Pixie Geldof: is that considered a "tripple"?
(edit: getting the Geldof sisters confused.)
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
looks like the bar bell piercing the stripper from last night has. thats all im saying.
she had one puffy nippple and one with a bar bell that was like flat. And the bar bell piercing was sideways.
I dunno ill ask the stripper next time how that shit happens and then ill report back
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Sascha is such a bitch, a woman gives birth to your child and this is what you give her to put up with. Children are suppose to follow the religion of the mother, so her soon to be mother in law can suck it. .... I still cant get over how ugly Eva is, seriously I can go to the NY MTA transit system and by the tracks I could find the next maxim's hot 100 winner.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
When did Jewish mothers corner the market on being bitchy mothers-in-law? I thought it was more of a universal thing, that you have better odds of getting a bitch for a mother-in-law, regardless of religion, than you do a nice one.
And helloooo? Most Jewish mothers would rather their sons marry their babymamas, than have the child be born a bastard.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
yay for Lohan and Samro. She finally LOOKS happy.
3rd Nip- you either get bad teeth or a 3rd nip.. and no, you dont get to choose.
RW/RR- SEEN IT... abot 100 times before... BORING! NEXT!
Tomcat.. really? was it necessary to send NK a basket? Why not send her other children to visit? Maybe spend the summer with her? Beats the hell out of giraffe blankets (and I LOVE giraffes)
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Submitted by maDalice on July 11, 2008 - 4:44pm.
I had a Gentile mother in law that would put any Jewish mother to shame in the intolerable control freak/emotional incest department.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
What a nightmare it would be to have a Jewish MIL. She didn't have any control over the baby-making, so she wants to dictate the wedding. I've always thought the Borat-Isla relationship was doomed.
No, I don't think it's a piercing, unless it was done by Helen Keller.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Nipple piercing durrrrrrrr
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Bruno/borat's mom sounds as whacked as he is.
"You can't get married 'til your woman worships the same make believe sky fairy we do."
Um you're letting your MOTHER tell you when and how to get married? I guess those hairy balls are just "neuticals" then.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Madam Pince !!!
Piggie in boots!!!!!!!
On topic: Fucking in-laws.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
With those parents, Pixie is lucky a fucked-up name and 3rd nipple is ALL the fucked-up that girl came away with.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What is up with all these British skanks having third nipples? Is it something in the water over there? Did they spend summers in Chernobyl or something? What?
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
So, Sacha Cohen's mother is okay with the fact that he knocked up a shiksa with her grandchild without benefit of marriage, but she MUST convert to Judaism before they CAN marry so now there's a delay??
Sacha and Isla should just drive-through it in Las Vegas at the Chapel O'Love. It's a done deal; deal with it mamala.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
So Borat Bruno is a mama's boy? I wondered what his excuse was for not marrying Isla Fisher. Grow some balls, spineless boy, and stand up for your baby mama, not your overbearing mama!
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Eva looks like she is REALLY enjoying spraying herself in the crotch with that stream of water.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Who the hell would pay ceiling eyes to show up at their club? She's as boring as a piece of dry toast.
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I hate bitchy mother in laws and pussy men who cant stand up to them.
Dumb asses
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I count the days between those challenges. You should too.
Eva looks like a fucking wet rat. Hollywood beauty standards are seriously in the shitter
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "