Friday, July 11th 2008
Morning Wood
That's not a baby, it's just desperation bloat - A Socialite's Life
Borat Bruno's wedding is on hold - Celebitchy
Tommy Girl did not send flowers to Nicky Kidman, but he did send a basket of fugly crap - I'm Not Obsessed
Pixie Geldof has 3 nipples - Holy Moly!
Another fucking RR/RW challenge? Aren't some of these people like 80-years-old? - Best Week Ever
Two gayelles laughing - Jezebel
Partying with Ceiling Eyes is going to cost you - ICYDK
Eva is so UGLY. She has no tits and then she has that "starving child in Ethiopia" bloated belly. And is she trying to get off, cuz it looks like she is aiming right at her nasty twat! LOL! She is really truly gross. And she thinks she is so hot! One delusional bitch...
Oh, I didn't look at the rest of the pictures... Man alive! For someone that claims to work out so much, she has quite a bit of cellulite on that ass of hers. Plus, she has no waist whatsoever... No tits, no waist... Plus, she has saddlebags... Doesn't look good at all. She walks around like she is so great. She should probably cover up and spare us the ugliness of it all.
You know Corals old ass is going to be on RR/RW for the 14th time. She was badass when she was on RR 20 yrs ago, but not so much now. Who are they appealing too? My tv used 2 b stuck on mtv like 7 years ago, but i gives a dmsn now, like anyone else my age who would remember her...
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Dont judge me bfore youve heard it all....theres more to the story than what youre being told. Praytell, what is it about my message on myspace to you know who
that is concerning to anyone who read it?
I read yesterday that George Looney's last beard is preggers. Can't remember her name.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by ricki lake on July 11, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 1:06pm.
I'm horrified! Throwing a ball into a basket is at least worth $100 million each player. Clearly.
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Yes, what are they thinking?
I guess they're thinking "how can we afford to give more money to people who don't really contribute much to society?" Dumb skanks. Just lower the teachers' salaries again!
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
A.Word.A.Day
with Anu Garg
callipygian
PRONUNCIATION:
(kal-uh-PIJ-ee-uhn)
MEANING:
adjective: Having well-shaped buttocks.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 1:06pm.
I'm horrified! Throwing a ball into a basket is at least worth $100 million each player. Clearly.
ricki/migrainuse- True true on the greek thing. I'm mixed but the relatives I grew up were mostly Greek and they are obsessed with marrying someone else with a lot of vowels in their last name
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by ricki lake on July 11, 2008 - 7:56pm.
When I see "Stevie Knicks", I think of Fleetwood Mac playing basketball. Which frankly is just wrong.
Fun fact:
According to Forbes Magazine, the Knicks are the most valuable basketball franchise in the United States, valued at approximately $608 million.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 11, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Oh God, hehe. You're right. I'll admit, that's bad. Sometimes I don't think before I type. "Nicks" just doesn't look like a real name! Like "Stevie Nicks...herself with razors while performing magical incantations."
Submitted by harlee25 on July 11, 2008 - 9:55am.
poor isla fisher. who fucking cares if she's not jewish?
DUH! her future MIL, that's who!
It's Stevie NICKS, not Knicks. The Knicks are a basketball team.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Submitted by ricki lake on July 11, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Greek families also often look down on marrying non-Greeks.
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Ain't that the fuckin' truth. *sigh*
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Uh...Eva's aiming that nozzle toward her naughty parts and looks like she just hit the spot!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Maybe her fake nipple slipped off.
Eva Longoria is the most over-rated skanklet to hit HOllywood since Pia Zadora.
For all we know, she could very well BE Pia, with new spackle!
www.myspace.com/triston
Who cares. I am not a fan of hers. I saw her profile at milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
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poor isla fisher. who fucking cares if she's not jewish?
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Eva Longoria looks like dookie in that pic.
and I love Linds and SamRo together, haven't seen her smile like that in ages
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Mrs. Kravitz I heart you!
Sacha Baron Cohen needs to stand up to his mom, but it IS a cultural/religious thing. I know SATC is fiction, but Harry not marrying Charlotte because of the wishes of his dead Jewish mother is not that uncommon. Greek families also often look down on marrying non-Greeks. I don't really have any constraints like that, but if I did, you can be sure as shit I would tell my parents to fuck off, I'm going to marry who I want and not make them jump through hoops to prove their "worth."
And if she didn't want to convert to Judiasm she shouldn't have entered into a relationship with someone who told her up front he'd never marry her unless she converted.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on July 11, 2008 - 9:27am.
Okay that was odd..I just edited my comment for a grammatical error and the system just moved it to the top. Sorry about that!
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it always does that...it's the way the system works.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Okay that was odd..I just edited my comment for a grammatical error and the system just moved it to the top. Sorry about that!
It is so wrong that Sasha Baron Cohen and his family are forcing Isla Fisher to convert. It really doesn't sit well with me! How sincere of a Jew would you be if you did it out of covert family pressure? Obviously he had no problem fucking her and making a baby with her out of wedlock, knowing full well she wasn't a Jew. I hate when people pick and choose parts of their religion for their own convenience. When he's sleeping with her, his faith is nowhere to be found. When it comes time to marry her, all of a sudden he's an extra-religious mama's boy. I've totally lost all respect for him. If Cohen wanted a Jewish child, he should have gotten together with a Jewish woman, simple as that.
Nah, I wasn't posting on Jez either. I do hae to say I love their website too! It's smart, funny and it's a great place to get some important dialogue started. That said, Dlisted is still the first and last website I check. I just love all the commenters here too much...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by ricki lake on July 11, 2008 - 9:20am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 11, 2008 - 11:10am.
Nooo! I mean, I was born in the early '80s,
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It's ok sweetie pie...I am old; I know it, everyone knows it. Yes, I am old enough to be your mama, and frankly if I had a son as smart and funny as you I'd feel blessed.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 11, 2008 - 11:10am.
Nooo! I mean, I was born in the early '80s, so I was alive (and vaguely remember) a lot of Stevie's solo career.
Anyone seen the Stevie Knicks Burrito Round-Up sketch on SNL? Hilarious!!!
glad to see you again! I was about to search uncharted territory and go to jezz and find you
Cohen is being made out to be the bad guy and his mother ridiculed when it was made perfectly clear to Isla he wouldn't marry her unless she converted. Perhaps she thought she could get around it by popping out a brat?
Eva Longoria ate a triscuit and it shows.
fuckin' elves!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by ricki lake on July 11, 2008 - 9:04am.
I grew up to my parents' Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Knicks cd's. Great stuff. Always reminds me of my childhood.
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OUCH!!!
Way to make me feel OLD, lol...
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by Clarisse on July 11, 2008 - 9:04am.
Minch is not much of a retriever but he WILL trade the ball for a treat. I throw the ball, he brings it back to me, sits and gets a treat. OK, so I run out of treats. I throw the ball, be brings it back, drops it at my feet, sits and waits for the treat. I pick up the ball, and before I can stand up, he realizes he isn't going to get a treat he GRABS it our of my hand!!!!!
Oy, such stories I could tell about my boy.
I am going to get a bumper sticker that says:
ASK ME ABOUT MY SCARY SMART MUTT!!!!
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by ricki lake on July 11, 2008 - 11:04am
"Charming, turn-of-the-century moppets"- bwahahaha, I amthisclose to peeing myself! You are genius...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Slutbag! I missed you! I missed everyone... I was lurking about but it just wasn't the same...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Mrs K.,
"He is at point A, you want him to go to point B then you call him back to Point A and he gets a treat. After the third time he decided NOT to go to Point B because "why bother? I'll just stay where I am and get a treat."
LMAO! Momma didn't raise no fool!!!
Monkeypox!
Glad all is well! You were missed!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
I grew up to my parents' Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Knicks cd's. Great stuff. Always reminds me of my childhood.
SamRo and LiLo...I hate to say but I'm warming up to you. I still wish Ronson would bathe, however, and ditch the Pete Doherty wardrobe. Neither of you are charming, turn-of-the-century moppets, and it be most appreciated if you stopped acting like it. Thank you.
HookerBot!!!!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 11, 2008 - 8:57am.
whoever doesn't like the Rumours album, had no fucking taste at all!
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
MrsK, is there anyone who DOESN'T love that song? It is classic- great lyrics, great music.....whoever doesn't like the Rumours album, had no fucking taste at all!
Monkeypox, I'm glad your Dad is ok....
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
PSL, hey biatch! I know I've been gone forever but my Dad was in the hospital for a few weeks after a routine check up found a major blockage in his aorta. After a double bypass and another week in the hospital he's back home, so the snark is back!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Isla should take the non jew kid and her non jew ass and leave, the Sucka and his muther to each other.
Show that cunt of a man and his cunt of a muther that she dont need either one of them.
I am appalled by Sacha's disrespect of the mother of his child.
PSL
I LOVE that Fleetwood Mac song
"Loving you isn't the right thing to do"
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
MONKEYPOX!!!
LOVE the new avie! You are too damn cute!
P.S.....You STILL haven't asked Sheeps who I am on MS!
lol
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
Submitted by Aphid on July 11, 2008 - 8:41am.
I went to a training workshop with him the other night; he is scary smart.
He is at point A, you want him to go to point B then you call him back to Point A and he gets a treat. After the third time he decided NOT to go to Point B because "why bother? I'll just stay where I am and get a treat."
Oy.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
It looks like Eva's bump is too big to be just constipation.
Awww..I can't hate on Sam and Linds, cause they are tooooo cute together. And she looks genuinely happy, which I don't think I've seen since maybe right after Mean Girls. Eva does look like one of those rats that stow away on ships, and Sacha Baron Cohen is the hotness x10.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Mrs.Kravitz,
Minch is ALWAYS a star! THAT FACE!!!
In honor of The Izz selling out, i'm changin me avie. (hope EL B don't mind) BRB!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Phrase of the day: "Minchie is a star at the beaver pond." I LOVE IT!
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on July 11, 2008 - 8:35am.
If the Cohen wanted a Jewish child, he should have gotten together with a Jewish woman, simple as that.
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Amen to that. Preach it, sistah!
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Why must I feel like that
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Thanks guys!
I was taking a walk last night, came across a woman with a camera (she was taking pictures at the nearby beaver pond) and well, there ya have it, Minch is a star!!!!!
Clarisse...the Eddie Izzard show is SOLD OUT!
Go Eddie.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
That's EVA?! ew
double ew