You Might Be A Redneck If.....
A source close to Jamie Lynn Spears told Page Six, "She only has Diet Coke in the house. How redneck is that?"
Okay, this means I'm not a redneck. I don't have any Diet Coke in my house. I only have Kool-Aid, Crystal Light, Sunny-D, Tang, Pabst, Chateau Diana and RC Cola. Yay, I'm high class! Here's a little tip: Crystal Light tastes like straight-up dog piss to me, so add a little Kool-Aid with a little soda water to fancy it up. You're welcome.
The source also claims Jamie will never marry her baby daddy, "I doubt that'll ever happen. Her mama Lynne doesn't like him and thinks she can do better. They don't want him anywhere near Jamie Lynn's cash." Well, if they don't want him anywhere near her cash they better move her checking account shoe box from under the bed. That's the first place someone looks!
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on July 12, 2008 - 3:05am.
learn to laugh... you'll feel better
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"Yeah, nothing feels better, than a spray of clean water and the whistling wind on a calm summer night."
I guess I'm white trash because I drink Diet Coke. It has nothing to do with my education or my lifestyle. Everyone knows only poor people drink Diet Coke.
Yeah. Teenage mom from the boonies who was banging the producer on her children's show. What a catch. Mother Lynn is fighting a losing battle here.
I don't know how "redneck" Diet Coke is, only that Coke Zero kicks its soda ass.
Submitted by monkeypaw on July 11, 2008 - 10:24am.
diet Coke is so not redneck. Rednecks only buy name brands for their beer not their other beverages. Trust.
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That people's choice coke taste like name brand coke to me....only fools woulf buy the real stuff!
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Dont judge me bfore youve heard it all....theres more to the story than what youre being told. Praytell, what is it about my message on myspace to you know who
that is concerning to anyone who read it?
Submitted by mike on July 11, 2008 - 10:28am.
*BEEP* Wrong! She dragged herself down. At this point, we're having fun at her expense.
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LOL! yep she put herself out there for all the world to laugh and laugh we shall
I'll marry the little white trash if i get some money, but i have never eaten possum before.
Diet drinks are usually full of aspartame, which mutates your DNA and can give you cancer. Crystal (Meth) Light removes henna (protein) from your hair. YUM!
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She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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yeah diet coke!!! :)
or coke zero
or Red or Vanilla Cream soda....yehaaaaw
or diet Pepsi wild cherry
Submitted by Voice of Reason on July 11, 2008 - 8:38am.
And who names a girl "Maddie"?
I know a young lady with that nickname (minus the E) who has wonderful parents and a brilliant future.
Submitted by poo on July 11, 2008 - 8:39am.
lmfao @ your whole damn post
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Jame Lynn drinking Diet Coke? Fine.
Jamie Lynn putting Diet Coke in the baby's bottle? Redneck. (Didn't Britney put Coke in her kids' bottles? Lol...at least Jamie Lynn is worried about cavities already, even if the baby has no teeth.)
Four-wheeler -- check.
Oversized tee -- check. Extra points if if's Minnie Mouse or Taz.
Flip flops -- check. The absolute worst footwear to have while operating this vehicle.
Corndog -- FTW!
She couldn't be anymore redneck if she had a boobie tattoo of a pit bull, a gold-filled ankle chain from the county fair midway, and a rusty 1993 teal Chevy Cavalier Z24 with hot pink neon aftermarket accessories and "Princess" seatcovers from Wal-Mart.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Living a half mile from a redneck enclave, I'd say that redneck is more full-sugar Mountain Dew than diet Coke. But if that is all she has in the house, meaning no food whatsoever, then that is pretty pathetic.
And who names a girl "Maddie"? The names are "Madelyn" or "Madison" (gag) and "Maddie" is a nickname.
quads=redneck luxury vehicle of choice
Since I only have one soda a day, there is no way I'm wasting it on Diet Shit.
Regular Coke Classic is the only one for me!
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"If I could, baby I'd give you my world; how can I, when you won't take it from me..?
- Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
Shoot, I just add vodka to my Crystal Light. Stoli Blueberry mixed with Raspberry Lemonade Crystal Light... it tastes like Berry Blue Kool-Aid from back in the day. Watch out!
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 11, 2008 - 9:35am.
I am in love with Diet Mountain Dew and I can agree it's completely redneck, lol.
Diet Soda really isn't great for you, but calorically it's still wayyyy better than regular soda. Especially for people who drink a lot of soda. They don't realize that oops, they drink 1,000 calories a day in just soda. The studies linking diet soda to increased weight merely found a correlation, and as we all know, that does not equal causation. Perhaps many types of people who drink a lot of diet soda also know little about nutrition (which, let's face it, is the case for most Americans). That doesn't mean the diet soda does anything in and of itself. And as for aspartame, well, it's only been proven to do shit to rats, not humans. You decide if it's worth it.
I can't stand that diet shite. I don't know how ho's drink it. And it's not really diet considering it's still soda, which is bad for you. And I heard somewhere that drinking soda makes you retain 2x the fat.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 11, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Does it hurt being that thick??
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is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
There's no "might" about the Spearses being redneck hillbillies. They feed Maddie straight out of the moonshine still they hide from them revenuers.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 11, 2008 - 10:09am.
What, are you her personal blog defender or something? Fuck this tramp and her crotch gremlin!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Speaking as a devoted Diet Pepsi/Coke drinker, I'm baffled as to why it would be redneck. Now Diet Mountain Dew ... honey, that just SCREAMS redneck.
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House: "You LIE to them!"
Submitted by chefcammi on July 11, 2008 - 8:17am.
From a purely PR point of view (not getting into debate on personal beliefs), having the pregnancy quietly terminated would have been the safer choice career-wise, because you know there are lots more underage starlets getting "in trouble," so there's probably a whole on the down-low system in place for taking care of it discreetly.
She mixes the Diet Coke with grape Kool-Aid for Purple Drank Fizzies. FAAAANCY, YA'ALL!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
I just can't wrap my lips around diet coke...or any soda for that matter. That stuff eats the enamel off your teeth....and the diet stuff is supposedly worse for you than the straight up coke. Whatever is in it actually makes you hungrier!! Blech...
I wouldnt consider it white trash though...just the fact that its all she has in that house...:D
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Why do you know what dog piss tastes like, hmmm?
Mike- AGREED! Artificial sweeteners are just NAST. It'll be at least 20 years before people figure out how bad they really are.
And redneck don't have Fridges. They call them "ice boxes".
Speaking of redneck, I have some redneck neighbors a couple houses down. You know, the ones who mow thier lawn once every 6 weeks. Well, thier hunting dog was out romping around the whole neighborhood in the wee hours this morning and drove my dog nuts, so I was woken up a few times by the bitch.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 11, 2008 - 10:09am.
People are just trying to drag her down, this whole 'story' is lame. I wish people would just leave her alone, she doesnt live in Hell A or Hollyweird she is trying to establish a 'normal' life for her child. At least she has the sense to not raise a child in Hollyweird and it seems as if she has no plans to return herself. Let her be, she is obviously happy with the decision she made which is all that matters.
*BEEP* Wrong! She dragged herself down. At this point, we're having fun at her expense.
The Spears Clan needs to wake up, smell the SPAM, and get with the goddamn program.
THey already know how this ends.
Baby Daddy knocks up daughter, Baby Daddy sticks around for photo ops, then Baby Daddy leaves richer than when he arrived on the sceen with peen.
THE END
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diet Coke is so not redneck. Rednecks only buy name brands for their beer not their other beverages. Trust.
Notoriousrem_22.
That baby is what, 3 weeks old? I hardly think she's "made the decision" to stay away from Hollywood and give that baby a "normal" life.
The minute she gets a bite from anything Hollywood, she will trip over her flip-flops running back..leaving that baby strapped to the back of a four-wheeler.
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chefcammi on July 11, 2008 - 10:17am
They would've spun it as a "miscarriage".
She made the choice to do this. The father isn't any kind of angel either, does he get a cut of the photos profit? Probably not.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Bradiful,
I forgot entirely about the Hawaiian Punch concentrate so you can really od on sweetness...
And Sheeps, the girl is sucking on a Fudgsicle. Any 'neck worth hisher weight in hay would see that from a mile away.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 11, 2008 - 10:15am.
Submitted by The C word on July 11, 2008 - 7:13am.
Not to mention the increased number of pre-schoolers playing Doctor.
OK, that's normal, right? *calling therapist*
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Sorry, should have said "performing surgery".
(I'm verrry sleepy this morning.)
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"worse" may not have been the BEST choice of word to use.
no offence to ANYONE
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aside from JLS having sex probably unprotected, which is worse?
having a baby @ 17 or
having H'wood and the world find out you had an abortion @ 16
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Submitted by The C word on July 11, 2008 - 7:13am.
Not to mention the increased number of pre-schoolers playing Doctor.
OK, that's normal, right? *calling therapist*
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 11, 2008 - 9:09am.
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You're kidding, right? I don't care if she's chosen to live in Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky and not Hollywood. She still sold her kid out for MONEY on the cover of a shitty tabloid. She may not be in Hollywood physically, but she's certainly channeling the bullshit mentality that exists there. And she moved back home so she wouldn't be hounded for being a teenaged mother out of wedlock- not to have a normal upbringing for her kid. Nobody will hire a pregnant teen- it's bad for business!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 11, 2008 - 10:08am.
Submitted by The C word on July 11, 2008 - 6:53am.
I was reassured to read that 8th graders smoke less. However, the up-tick in driving by 5th graders troubled me. I was also concerned about the number of 10th graders who say they have "three or more drinks" before school.
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Not to mention the increased number of pre-schoolers playing Doctor.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I know this is not normal, but I have never been a drinker of caffeine or carbonated beverages. When I do, my energy level is haywire.
ask kdrocafan!
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Sheeps,
I know! Damn teenagers. At least wait until lunch for your three drinks.
And I personally think soda in general is kind of redneck. But I'm not judging.
Shows what I know -- I thought the girl was riding a tractor and getting the harvest ready.
If she wants to play up the white trash angle she should sport an oversized Betty Boop nightshirt and wear it on a trip to the supermarket where everything she buys is some variation of convenience food.
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madam s. on July 11, 2008 - 10:05am
My Uncle still thinks Law & Order is L&O SUV.
But I'm sure Jamie Lynn's RV has some Hawaiian Punch and pork rinds stocked up.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
People are just trying to drag her down, this whole 'story' is lame. I wish people would just leave her alone, she doesnt live in Hell A or Hollyweird she is trying to establish a 'normal' life for her child. At least she has the sense to not raise a child in Hollyweird and it seems as if she has no plans to return herself. Let her be, she is obviously happy with the decision she made which is all that matters.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by madam s. on July 11, 2008 - 10:00am.
The C word,
When I read that CNN headline yesterday I was beyond aggravated. I couldn't bring myself to read it. So gross.
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I know...(shaking head)...sad.
I think the data was compiled last year but still very telling about the direction we're headed in.
It almost makes the 'dogs as accessories' fad look good.
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Submitted by The C word on July 11, 2008 - 6:53am.
I was reassured to read that 8th graders smoke less. However, the up-tick in driving by 5th graders troubled me. I was also concerned about the number of 10th graders who say they have "three or more drinks" before school.
Submitted by mike on July 11, 2008 - 9:04am.
Diet Coke isn't redneck; it's just stupid. Artificial sweeteners are the devil.
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and that is why I am DebFrmHell!
Would never drink a Diet A & W...hate root beer.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Nothing beats the nastiness of Diet Pepsi, for something thats suppose to be diet its like they dunked a bag of sugar into the bottle.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "