Duh.
A sequel to the queef orgy known as "Sex and the City" is in the works. As soon as this shit opened with a gazillion dollars at the box office, I knew My Little Pony Parker immediately held a meeting at her barn to ask HBO how many more carrots and sugar cubes they are going to give her for the sequel.
At the TCA press tour, one of the HBICs of HBO said, "There is enormous interest by Warner Bros. and New Line to do another Sex and the City and I think in fact they're trying to put that together now. When that happens or how long it would take, I can't say. But there's tremendous interest." He went on to sqwak that they were all "heartened by the enthusiasm from the [Sex and the City] fans and by the new fans." No, they are all shitting in their diapers at the amount of cash it made.
They would be stupid to not put out a sequel. I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick. Shit, I'm a big ass girl, but even that was too much for me. I had to pop testerone pills just to bring my estrogen levels down.
I'm ok with a sequel as long as it's called "Sex and the City 2: It's ROJO CALIENTE Time!"
I'm not excited about a sequel. They waited too long for the first movie, then added tons of predictable lines, cheesy product over placement, and lost the humor and sharp, clever writing that made the series.
Why is Cynthia Nixon standing with her hands on her hips in this picture? Does she not know she's being drowned in flowers? Or did they cut and paste this?
I've got to find a new movie to like this summer, now that the thrill of this crap is over. There's always "The Godfather". A little old, but consistently good.
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This goes for the first movie, and now for the sequel:
YOU CANNOT POLISH A TURD.
These bitches were single-handedly responsible for making NYC the playground of desperate sluts frantic to marry douchebag investment bankers/lawyers/doctors.
So sad.
What about the pilot based on The Washingtonienne SJP is alledgedly spear-- uh, horse-heading? Can't wait can't wait can't wait CAN'T WAIT!!!!!
Loved the show and will only see a sequel if it is smart and edgy, not the romantic comedy dreck that was the feature film.
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Why not just make a "Golden Girls" movie franchise? It's really the same thing.
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i loved the series... but don't need to see another movie in which product placement is so obvious. puke!
i think the series is good, but i can proudly say i wasn't one of those people who screamed "like they just saw a ten inch dick," because i will never go to see that movie! these women have had their 15 minutes and they need to leaveeee
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i loved the series but i don't need to watch a 2nd movie in which product placement is so obvious...
I am not surprised they will do a sequel.
Too bad that the real essence of the show that actually made it edgy, smart and funny is long gone...that well is more dried up than the actresses in it. The movie was a big success because it was a nostalgia trip for a lot of desperate women. But let's face it, they should have changed the name. Where was the sex? or the city? It was more like Gone with a Dusty Wind. Freaking long, predictable and nothing like the first 3 seasons of the show. So what will be now? Big and Carrie: The Divorce? He cheats on her, Charlotte gets another baby, Miranda turns lesbo, and Samantha goes back to Smith after fucking a dozen more hot guys? Gee, let it go people and enjoy the reruns.
I'd much rather see a Golden Girls movie...it is bound to be funnier, naughtier, and at least the stars in it are really good actresses.
SATC is good popcorn fare, but some people tout that shit like it's the second coming of Brit-Brit.
I see why Kimmy held out for more money. She IS the show!
Fuck ponies, their stalls, and their beards!
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LMAO @ "Sex and the City 2: It's ROJO CALIENTE Time!"
Submitted by cake batter on July 11, 2008 - 7:05am.
I was trying to put what I wanted to say into words, but I didn't need to. You summed it up perfectly!
I liked the show, but I agree that the characters were too pretentious. I also did not like how they treated the servers in the show (waitresses, bartenders, etc.). They act like certain people are below them. Other than that, it's one of my guilty pleasures.
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Haha, I like how you have to be a total insider to understand what MK is talking about i.e. 'It's Rojo Caliente Time'. Thank you for making me feel good for being 'in-the-know'
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
@trinityadams -- Spot on.
Let me add that a lot of my fellow fags were giddy with anticipation for this event. There were frenzied premiere theme parties with buckets of cosmos. Let me also add that these guys are the sort of self-tanned, pretentious fashion A-listers whose snobbery make Saleswoman #2 look like Mother Theresa. I turned down the invites.
I just don't get it.
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You're telling me you've never been an accidental bitch to your boyfriend and regretted it? Bitch, please!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by Stoney on July 11, 2008 - 7:50am.
I challenge you to watch My Motherboard My Self, The Good Fight or The Real Me and not admit it's a good show.
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I'm sorry Stoney, I have seen the show and I looked up the episodes and confirmed that I have seen those episodes. And they weren't that great. They typify the melodramatic, overwrought hysterics that turn many people (including women) off from the show. In the first two, Pony Parker's character just continues to fuck up her relationship with a decent guy, and you can't help but not feel disdain for her. In the third, all of them act like pretentious bitches in one form or another. I've seen the show to give it a chance, but it's not something I care to see again.
Loved the show, but didn't see the movie, and will not see the sequel.
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Submitted by trinityadams on July 11, 2008 - 6:52am.
Just a vengeful, bitter show for aging women who can't score a man to make themselves believe that the problems in their lives are a result of other people and not their own jackass attitudes.
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Your summary is spot on! I didn't mind the show, but I certainly never thought it was the brilliant opus every other bitch cackles that it is. I refused to see the film--it is totally predictable, and as for the fashion that hos like my sister claimed they saw the movie for, let me guess: Pony Parker dresses in a mix of high end and low end trash and has some retard "signature piece" like a huge rose on her camel toe or purse shaped like a cock, the redhead is in suits and wraparound shit, the old blonde is in power suits, and the dark haired one thinks she's a modern day Jackie Kennedy. Just hearing about the kind of estrogen fest the screenings were turned me off big time.
First of all, to all you folks who haven't even seen one episode of the show and insist on jumping on the bandwagon and bashing it, that's just kinda lame. *ducks flying poo*
I challenge you to watch My Motherboard My Self, The Good Fight or The Real Me and not admit it's a good show. Finally, I'm excited about the sequel and I'm assuming it will have something to do with Carrie having Big's baby, which is the next logical step in her storyline. I wonder if she'll have trouble conceiving? She's got to be like 43 or something at this point, considering she was 38 while dating Alek and Charlotte's daughter Lily is like 4 or 5 in the movie and she adopted her at the end of the Alek relationship. Anyways, just speculation!
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What happens in the sequel:
* Carrie gets a vibrating bat in her bra and snuggles it to her bosom for five hours before noticing, because she's a stupid ho.
* Charlotte's new baby gets adopted by Madonna, because she's a stupid ho.
* Miranda turns lesbo and runs off with Lezzie Lohan, because she's a stupid ho.
*Samantha fucks all of New York in the middle of Times Square, because she's a stupid ho.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
A movie sequel or a show sequel? Either way, I'm sure it'll be the same old, same old. Big fucks up, Carrie gets mad and mopes and sulks and takes him back regardless of what a twat he is.
Aidan better be in the sequel, that's all I'm saying. And he better tell SJP she looks like a horse and only wanted to marry her so his pony rides would be legal.
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Why in HBO hell would they make a sequel. Its all about money APPARENTLY, they try to market themselves as tv's "girl power" but its so obvious its not that its disgusting. Storyline wise, what more could they fucking do really. SJP looks like she should be online buying her metamucil with a coupon, so baby line wont work. The only way this shit would make a decent movie, is if Samantha was the center character, she fucks, fucks, and fucks some more than became a nun or something. There is also no need for the Charlotte character, she gets on my nerves everytime.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Leave it to Hollyweird to over do EVERYTHING to the point of making everyone hate it. Sex was a great show but come on, let it die already.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
SATC is the best thing to happen to this Kentucky Derby castaway and SJP should ride this cashcow deep into the barn for years to come!
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NOT IMPRESSED,
I'm with you. You couldn't pay me to even watch one episode of this stupid shit.
The only direction I could see a sequel going is Big & Carrie having a baby, eep! I loved the show and liked the movie, both in a totally guilty pleasure kind of way, but the last thing I want to see is a million year old SJP injecting hormones to squeeze a last few eggs out. No thank you.
Why in most of the SATC promos (in print and on tv) do the women have their mouths wide open. I guess it is a subliminal message.
The show -- or rather, Sarah Jessica Parker's character in it -- always struck me as negative and pretentious. Her character is always so judgmental but everything she wears and everything she says just makes her absolutely loathsome. Just a vengeful, bitter show for aging women who can't score a man to make themselves believe that the problems in their lives are a result of other people and not their own jackass attitudes.
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No, thanks. After hearing about how much one disliked the other, the squabbles over money and getting the first one made, they're just doing it because it'll make them money. Not that I'm saying most actors don't ooze a lack of conviction in their projects, but I'm not overly in love with any of them individually- forget the four of them as a group.
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BHOOTER on July 11, 2008 - 9:46am
Salt licks are deer, dear.
Sugar is for the horsey set.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Cynthia Nixon looks like a troll in that photo. Eeek. And I love how SJP looks like she has wonky eyes even though they're closed.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
LoLo, you magnificent ass!
How is your mood today? Wanna go see SATC with me? I will buy the popcorn and you bring the cosmos!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
It's Salt Lick, NOT Sugar Cubes!
If they make a sequel, one of them (a character) will wind up with a terminal illness.
If not, maybe they all go out in a plane crash.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Am I the only hetero female that thinks Sex In The City is just OBNOXIOUS? I've never had any interest in the show, let alone the movie.
I understand that they want the $$, but I really don't think they should do another one. What the hell is going to happen in the sequel? Enough already.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
I saw this the 2nd day, in New York City, and it was PACKED with with chicks all dressed up and drunk of cosmos. There was no more ridiculous screaming or laughter than in any other packed movie, altho this drunk bitch behind us did talk a lot. It was only ok, I'd wait for the DVD if they came out with a sequel. Besides, where the hell else is there to go? Carrie and Big break up and get back together again? Samantha flirts with sluttiness and monogamy and then makes a decision? Charlotte still loves babies and Miranda's smart, blah blah blah. I think it's time to let go.
replace those falling flowers with 100$ dollar bills and ill believe those gooberish smiles bitches!
I dont like!
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They always ruin it with the sequels.
Anyway, I just saw SATC last weekend, and I must say that I liked it...it was a bit long, but it was good. Great chick flick
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Fuck it!