Friday, July 11th 2008

It's Not What You Think It Is

Yes, that's most likely a cokey booger in Wino's nose, but that doesn't mean she was snorting sugar last night! That's what her boogers look like. She can't help it! She cries heroin water, she shits 8 balls, she pisses malt liquor and she cums crack smegma.

The Wino left her gig at the Monarch Club in Camden last night with a little white friend up her nose. Homegirl needs to go back to drug taking school. She needs to learn the double snort and wipe. Her nose is probably on strike and has closed its doors to anymore illegal substances. Even its sick of her fuckery.

She didn't sing last night, but she played a DJ set. That only means she put on a Deep Purple song (crackies love DP), shouted about Blaaake, went to the bathroom for an hour, returned and repeated the cycle.

Here's more of The Crackie of Camden carrying some cardboard box last night. That box is probably her new home, because word on the street is that her neighbors want her out!

Wenn



Noelegy's picture

I saw a picture recently of her that was taken around 2004. She was lovely, looked alert and pretty and healthy. So sad to see her now.

Richard Strangdog's picture

I'm giving Mrs. Kravitz the "P Funk" sign. Mothership Connection!

~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~

Richard Strangdog's picture

She looks so sexy in those last two pictures, like a PSA for college freshmen.

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almostfamous88's picture

woooow, the coke crater....nice quick bump, it all got caught right in there and it'll eat away at her until she has no more cartilage in her nose..who's her babysitter again? they should be fired OR hire Brit's dad

kdracofan's picture

BARF

kdracofan's picture

BARF

Freak Speely's picture

Classy club picture of the Union Jack all tattered behind the DJ booth...where's their love for bloody ol' England? Get a new flag!

soul's picture

I repeat Houston the hive is down. The HIVE is down. Houston?
she's losing it. ~~~C|:(

Jadedkitten's picture

Wino and Britney are competing for my sympathy AND disgust which is a weird combination of mixed emotions. I just can't laugh at these self-destructive hos. I really try and MK makes shit so funny but I feel guilty afterwards. Guilt hangovers suck poo.

yeah i know it's suck having a conscience but i'll say i've got way more sympathy than disgust for brit brit now at least she trying to fix her shit it's been months and the worst thing i can say about her is her hair, skin, and clothes all need a makeover but this one my disgust is out weighting my guilt and sympathy she's not even fucking trying to get the help she needs

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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell

Aphid's picture

Ugh. She's so disgusting. And too stupid to do the water-chaser-after-a-bump trick. It's only a commandment in the cokehead bible!

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 11, 2008 - 11:40am.

Why, thank you, puddin'! I married a frog who didn't turn into a prince but I'm still partial to them. :)

Topic? I don't want to see my OWN boogers this close-up. Speaking of which, excuse me but "ACHOO!"...friggin' allergies. I feel like a damned leaky faucet.

Wino and Britney are competing for my sympathy AND disgust which is a weird combination of mixed emotions. I just can't laugh at these self-destructive hos. I really try and MK makes shit so funny but I feel guilty afterwards. Guilt hangovers suck poo.

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 11, 2008 - 7:13am.
by plastering her pictures all over the internet you are condoning it.

Yet ANOTHER ridiculously stoopid statement.

Clarisse's picture


I absolutely love your lil toadie!!!!

On Topic. Jebus! Can't a girl take her lamp out for a walk barefooted thru the streets of London in the middle of the night without getting all this hate??? For the love of PETE!

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♥'s picture

Way too close-up and I'm glad to only have a cup of coffee in my stomach now. ACKKKKKKKK

parissucksliterally's picture

exactly Deb! Snort some water!
Maybe she left it, so that she could have a quick bump, without having to pull the vial out from her hair.....

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Deb's picture

Way back 1,000 years ago when I used to do coke, I would NEVER waste it by leaving it to crust over in my nostril. ALWAYS wash it down with a snort of H2O! Duh!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

TheJadeIsMe's picture

In the 7th thumbnail she is holding her inhaler next to her cigarettes. I'm glad she's putting her health first!!
Fucktastic!!!

Mind yo biznass

Kizzy's avie, however, HILARIOUS

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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.

3rd row, 2nd thumb - not funny

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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.

stake_spike's picture

Why can't crackheads ever blow their noses? Seriously and not just when they're snorting coke, I mean just in general. Geez I always remember to blow.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

PHOTOSHOP!!!
All lies!!!!
She should sue for defamation of character.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Someone needs to play "got your nose" with Amy but include her whole body. In fact, the best trick David Blaine could do would be to make this fuckbag disappear forever.

Notoriousrem_22, what site do you think you're on? You blasted posters in the Jamie Lynn Spears thread too. If you don't like it here, leave.

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Otter Pop's picture

I'm convinced Amy is part cockroach because the crazy bitch is indestructible.

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 11, 2008 - 10:13am

And what, precisely, was YOUR reason for clicking on the comments section of this thread? Hello pot, this is kettle: you're black.

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Notoriousrem_22's picture

Posting about Amy as she descends into her own personal hell is not cool. I mean people who get off to this shit or who can actually make jokes about this are kind of fucked, this shit is not funny in the least. Not something to condone and by plastering her pictures all over the internet you are condoning it. Your making her money. Sick fuckin people.

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George Fuckin Michael.

dbella's picture

Can the term "fuckery" please be retired from Dlisted now? It's getting pretty worn out.

Patricia Morgan's picture

Jeez it's called checking your nose before you leave the bathroom.

modianos's picture

why cant she snort a couple drops of water afterwards like a normal person?? sheesh
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chefcammi's picture

..judging from the second-to-last pic she must piss straight up malt beer... she is her very own kegerator!

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TheBreakdown's picture

Great!

Just what I need to see first thing in the afternoon.

Winehouse crack boogers!

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kikichanelconspiracy's picture

She looks the singer from Jabba the Hutt's band in the last two photos.

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trinityadams's picture

She has such bad skin. A part of me wants to take her home to teach her how to exfoliate, but probably what would end up happening is that she'd give me a beehive and I'd become addicted to crack.

She's probably too domineering, and I'm to submissive.

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I don't feel bad for her, she repulses me.

MargeAggedon's picture

I used to sort of laugh at her antics but she's clearly not well and I just feel bad for her.

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 11, 2008 - 9:28am.
C Word / Vabrownid,
Really!! Enough already. She's a crack-head. I get it.

On topic, if you get past the cadaver with crack for brains, i love the git with the wanna be Jim Morrison hair...with his skinny Beatles tie, faded fitted tee and his pinkie folded delicately around his glass of white zin! Classy!!
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LoLo's picture

Eh what else is new!
We joke about rubbing titties on the glass in prison all the time! LA does it every time they bring her ass an etch-a-sketch and her morning meds.

Let me know when she is ripping off squirrel heads and drinking their blood while trying to light a pipe bomb by taking a dump on the fuse.
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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

*gags*
Why the hell is this the first vision of the morning.
Her nose ain't the only thing on strike, I can smell her rank ass from here....

*gags again* Morning Hobags.
I need a mint now.

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Clarisse's picture

C Word / Vabrownid,
Really!! Enough already. She's a crack-head. I get it.

On topic, if you get past the cadaver with crack for brains, i love the git with the wanna be Jim Morrison hair...with his skinny Beatles tie, faded fitted tee and his pinkie folded delicately around his glass of white zin! Classy!!

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

platypus's picture

her stomach is freaky me out
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Vabrownid1's picture

Both hands up - typing with my nose, which has no crusty white crap.

chefcammi's picture

eeewww..... ok- time to drink my coffee.... MORNING MY D-LISTED HOMIES!

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ChubbyWubby's picture

I love the "Blake" heart in her hair!!! She's sleeping with half the crackheads in London but she loves her BLAAAAAAKKKKKIIIEEEE!!!!!
HAHAHA

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Sheeps's picture

Her face looks pretty in the 6th and 8th pix.

vmbombshell's picture

Yea, she has that swollen starving babies stomach. And I have this quaint feeling that she's convinced that long mess of ratty hair is actually really pretty. You can tell by the way she swings it, places it and tilts her head to highlight it. Messy girl, too bad.

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 11, 2008 - 9:06am.
Raise your hand if you have had enough views inside Wino's nose.

Done and done.
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(Raises both of my hands and those of my unknowing coworkers)

Amen Clarisse!

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ineedmorecowbell's picture

Ugh, what a mess........

DebFrmHell's picture

Caps on two front teefs, lower teefs are rotting out, $50 worth of bump in the nostril...yeppers, death gal walking.

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 11, 2008 - 8:06am.
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I'd raise my hand but I have it clapped over my mouth to keep in the barf.

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Pre-suck my genital situation!

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Why is teh flag ripped??? Amy, shame on you!!!!

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is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Clarisse's picture

Raise your hand if you have had enough views inside Wino's nose.

Done and done.

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

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