Would You Hit It?
I'm not going to lie. I'd hit it. Only because he gave us an amazing mug shot and he should be rewarded for that. I'd have to soak his ass in RID, but I've done worse for a piece. Anylice, the star of this amazing mug shot is 47-year-old Robert Martin of NJ. Bitch doesn't look that haggard for 47, right? I'm joking...sort of.
Robbie was arrested for some stupid shit! The police busted him after they received complaints over naked Barbies, ladies panties and porn magazines sprawled out in Robbie's car. The dumb whores who complained think he was laying it out for everyone to see, like a shrine. Robbie frequently parks his car at the Ocean View Service Plaza and over the course of a couple of weeks the complaints came pouring in. That shit ain't right.
He was arrested on Wednesday morning and charged with maintaining a public nuisance. He was also charged with possession of a weapon, because the cops found a shank in his car. A shank? I'm in love.
Robbie said, "It was not on public display, it was not a public shrine. The only regret I do have is probably having the Barbie doll up on the dashboard. Being topless, maybe that drew some attention."
Robbie, you can display your naked Barbie on my dashboard anytime.
Thanks Gisela
Submitted by Stoney on July 11, 2008 - 9:34am.
Kevin Bacon, is that you?
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Degree number 3 maybe...
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Nice pic, lmao...it does look like Kevin Bacon and nope, I'll pass on fugly grill..I do like white guys though
Dude! Why would you post that picture. That shit seriously hurt my eyes.
totally off topic, but... come on.. when have i cared about it before?
happy belated b-day, TV!
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"Just like a car crash.
Just like a knife.
My favorite weapon,
is the look in your eyes."
He looks like a "Ken" doll that was run over by a semi about 10 times! I like his lip balm...
Kevin Bacon, is that you?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Shoot, then if I were a cop, I'd be arresting people for "maintaining a public nuisance" left and right! They'd have to exchange my car for a clown car to fit all the twats I arrest.
Shoot, then if I were a cop, I'd be slapping arresting people for "maintaining a public nuisance" left and right! They'd have to exchange my car for a clown car to fit all the twats I arrest.
Okay, I read that this guy was arrested on the Garden State Parkway. I'm reallllllyyy hoping he wasn't arrested anywhere in the vicinity of exit 74, because I need to warn my parents about this creeper.
I say we set him up with Bra BatGirl.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Submitted by Clarisse
Blazing hot, thankyouverymuch!
This Robert guy is sooooo not hot. He ain't on my bus!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Deb!
How's hell this mornin'?
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
I think that could be my ex husband...
Hey, some of my earliest woodies were due to seeing naked Barbie dolls as a kid. Can't really blame this freak for being obsessed with them
Ken dolls, gold plated athelics cups, and Playgirl for me!
Hi Clarisse
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
*runs back out to the car to hide nekkid GI Joe's, GQ mags and jock straps*
Morning Kids!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Buried somewhere between Pantera and Vivaldi.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
R.E.M. hmmmm? That could be cool! I also like the original. I have them both somewhere buried in my hard drive. I wonder how many gigs are left on my 80 gig Pod....... Thanks for reminding us of that song! Digital kudos to you!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by Dr. Destructo
Watch the Original by Tears for Fears so you can see how it really was sung in 1982. The cover by Gary Jules was very good but secretly I wish that REM would cover this song, it would be brilliant...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
And I hope he never visits a primate exhibit at a zoo. One look at him and a poo slinging riot would erupt! I could also picture him hunting mastodons. Australiocrackicus Man, the missing link. But I imagine things like zoos and museums would be low on his list...unless he's visiting relatives.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Crack is Oooooh-tay!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
He looks like an old person losing their dentures! I bet he talks like Sean Connerey, but without the accent and class and just the ill fitting denshurshers. Bet he can pack a lot of crack baggies in those cheeks. Instant Cro-Mag, just add crack.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by Cokeasian on July 11, 2008 - 12:25am.
Doesn't he sort of look like that Marc Singer guy from V? There's a little Kevin Bacon in there too. He's got the Bacon smirk.
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You're off by a by a mile girlfriend! Those are PP's chicken cutlets he's sporting while doing his best "You dirty Rat" impersonation.
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Dios Mio----por favor, just the teensiest bit of Klonopin? Just a little something to lift the heaviness after viewing this mess.-------------Uptown James
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If the kids also had porn mags scattered around, the authorities might be interested in who gave them that shit.
That guy didn't get arrested because of dolls, he got arrested for being a perv.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
That was the lamest arrest ever! Wow a naked barbie doll! Damn then I think that millions of people would be arrested from the amount of dolls out there and that could wind up in a car 'naked' at some point because some kids were playing with them!
This dude is funny nice photo! LOL! hahahaaha!!!!! LMFAO!
Scary hair!!
DebFH, I LOVE that song!! Jules Rules! Have you seen the YouTube vid with the people dancing? Look for the 1st entry.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Dude - got a light?
if that came walking towards you you'd probably try and find a way to get him out of town too.
either that or rub him all over with olive oil and hit it.
This is the ghost of Steve-O's future.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Submitted by HollyMadison on July 11, 2008 - 8:39am.
I'd say exposing it in public equals sufficent force. Doesn't matter if it's taped to the window or on the seat; a car with transparent windows does not have a reasonable expectation of privacy.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
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And I find it kinda funny,I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying, Are the best I've ever had
SIggie Test
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Seriously, what's up with all the cracked out Gieco Cavemen lately?
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
This must be an old pic of McDreamy, 'cause check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuiUYd1Ub_c
God, this guy is nasty. lol
And wtf is that in his hair? Is he trying to wrap/bead that little section?
unless the porn and panties are taped to his windows, those mrs. kravitzes have no reason to look into his car at the seats/floors. People can't go seeking things to get offended about, you've got to have it forced on you or it isn't valid. But I guess in their defense, he DOES looks like someone that would do creepy/weird stuff.
Come on now LaLohan........you KNOW that bitch is "Oh so soft and cuddly"!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
dude, VooDoo, stoppit! I am dying over your liberal use of "Mon Chi Chi"
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Come on Y'all.........who wouldn't want to hit a Mon Chi Chi?!?!?!?! I would hit that Mon Chi Chi over and over and over..........
~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
He has Ghetto Fabulous "MON CHI CHI" hair!!!!
"Oh, Mon Chi Chi, Mon Chi Chi...oh so soft and cudddddly!!!!
"~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
omg!!! i totally thought that was kevin bacon!!! loooool
**whatever**
Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on July 11, 2008 - 1:19am.
I certainly don't hate you, hon (I don't know you well enough for that lol).
Yes, sometimes folks get a bit cozy here in a dlisted nucleus love/hate fest but generally the topic is stuck to.
Now, not to be nit picky but I couldn't help notice YOU didn't even mention the topic yourself but rather took time to complain in a few fairly lengthy paragraphs about how sucky the off-topic banter is.
WADE? WADE? Really now? Are you in shallow water or what, honey chile? Take a chillax and at least post something relevant to the topic at hand if you want your 'opinion' to actually have some veracity. Eh? I mean, c'mon, think about how silly you sound when you bitch about shit without even mentioning the thread topic? :)
MK, you can do much better than Robbie boy who looks like he stuck his finger in a light socket btw. lol
Doesn't he sort of look like that Marc Singer guy from V? There's a little Kevin Bacon in there too. He's got the Bacon smirk.
On a side note - 47? In Earth years?
Wow. So I guess jizz IS really good for your skin after all.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on July 11, 2008 - 12:59am.
Thanks! It is sooooo good to be back, coz lurking just wasn't doing it for me!
MP, I agree. It's kinda like masturbating without lube when you only lurk and jerk. Uhm. yeah, I just typed that but nobody saw that, er...right? *noid eyes*
Speaking of whacking off, this guy's face definitely is selling the "yeah, baby, oh, oh, wait, oh oh yeah" face.
So NOT pretty.
The hair is seriously disturbing. 47 years old & he has hair thicker than a Monchichi??? What is he using?
Submitted by . on July 10, 2008 - 11:56pm
Thanks! It is sooooo good to be back, coz lurking just wasn't doing it for me!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on July 11, 2008 - 12:51am.
Not to be smarmy but you are purdyyyyyyy! -And, smart! -And, funny! Triple threat!
Love your new avatar in other words. lol
Uhm, anyone got a baseball bat?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 10, 2008 - 11:50pm
Sorry girly, my dad's been in the hospital for about three weeks. He just had a double-bypass after going in for a regular checkup, but he's doing really well now, and my snark's back with the vengeance of a thousand looney shitters...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 10, 2008 - 11:49pm
True dat... have to say beating a person with a naked barbie is both hilarious and enjoyable...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by dead-actress on July 11, 2008 - 12:18am.
Nun's outfit? Ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyy. *giggles*
Goodnight, Mr. Pres. I won't keep him. You're sweet to let me have him though. I think? Waitttttttttt a cotton pickin' minute. hahaha. Just kiddin'. Nite, scooter. Sweet dreams and no nightmares of our current avatars.
MK is such a nawty bitch.
Like ANYONE would want to hit this sack of freak on a leash! haha
MonkeyPox,
Where the H*E*double hockey sticks* have you been?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA