Tranny Clown Wants You To Vote...Or Something

ok, she should hold the baby more when she's making her music...little dude probably screams when she sings normal so it was like a requirement for her to whiiisssssper

Using your infant to make a commercial = Wrong.

Wrapping your infant in the American flag = Wrong.

I'm not a fan of her singing in this, either.

Kizzy,
That is one of my BIGGEST peeves! People who fake patriotism by wearing the American Flag. Dumb fucks. (said with a posh british accent)

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

She looks forever stuck in her Lady marmalade getup.
Little Max is going to have fond memories of his clown faced mommy singing to him, with her whiskey breath cascading over his baby soft skin.
That's the stuff that drives you to therapy.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Submitted by Clarisse on July 11, 2008 - 8:46am.

WORD. As an Army brat, I thank you.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

I posted a comment on the RockTheVote ad and it wasn't posted. Censorship by a freedom pushing organization.... amazing.

This makeup monster chick is FUG-LY.

i am high and yes, it is amazing. anyhow, you can't polish a turd and all that shit.

This would be really amazing when high

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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

§8. Respect for flag

a. The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.

b. No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform.

Vapid drunk twit.

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

She's as lame as 'Rock the Vote' is. What a pathetic campaign.

I seem to be in a minority but I thought her singing in this clip was awful. It's the sort of warbling, breathy voice little tone deaf girls use to sing into their Barbie hairbrushes. She also looks rough as a badger's arse with all that make up and her baby must be on some pleasant medication not to be screaming. I would be screaming the place down myself.

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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.

I think I just horked up a garbonzo bean.

Sorry, not to brag and shit but I can sing this better and with more heart and soul.

Like it matters though.

We're all fucked and the sun is going to die and our sad, angry planet is going to freeze us out.

Yes, I'm a "glass is half empty" type of gal.

It's nice to know she's only caught dead with her son at the most opportune and staged moments.

Seriously, why isn't she gone yet?

I like this song better than the national anthem

Facts you never wanted to know:

The national anthem contains 4 verses written by Francis Scott Key.

The tune is taken from an English pub drinking song, by the title "To Anachreon in Heaven"

Yay useless knowledge.

Good singing, there, Christina.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

oh gosh *coughhiccup* that was great.

That commercial was boring, but nice singing as usual. Anybody else think its weird that it's about America and she's singing to her baby? It just seems to personal and self-interested. Maybe that the point, but the commercial might have been more interesting if they had a bunch of kids from all walks of life singing or something.

I have to admit I dont know the whole lyrics of the national anthem and I was raised in America!

Nice singing, but eh, I still feel uninspired. And thanks for the clown comments; now I'll have nightmares tonight.

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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J

Overheard @ Max's high school prom :"Dammit, I want Clown Boobies!"

awww....I love it♥

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My children..Carly and Robert...

Your comments were hysterical! This is one of the funniest posts you have put up ever! I was thinking.....Baby Max is shitting in that flag! They'd better make sure he had on one strong diaper! dlisted is the best on the web!

I think she looks very pretty as a brunette and with less makeup. I like her singing, too. A lot better than most of these so called "singers" out there.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Yah, wrapping her kid in the American flag is a bit much plus shouldn't she be sitting in a rocking chair or something nursing her kid? Now, that would have rocked the vote. All those nursing mothers out there banding together to Rock the Vote. I figure if the Ad can be excessive so can I.

Christina would be a much prettier girl if she eased up on the makeup.

It's just so over the top and ridiculous. I guess the cliche of "less is more" means nothing to her.

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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.

did they have to slip the baby a mickey to keep him from screaming in horror at the over processed, caked on makeup person that supposed to be his mommy?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?

"That boy is either going to have a strange fascination with clowns or he's going to be deathly afraid of their creepy asses."

I'm voting for deathly afraid.

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"

You know how we get people out to vote? We get Sacha Baron Cohen to design the posters.

beautiful voice!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

On a semi related note - Christina singing 'Star Spangled Banner' back in '05

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusP47mMThI

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

One of my friend told me that it is a good commercial.he is aways surfing on SugarbabyMeet. c Qm.He has made many friends there who are very interesting.

Mike, I hear you with the six extra notes. I was at a swim meet last night and they played Whitney's version of The Star Spangled Banner. I swear it lasted twice as long with all the extra crap she warbled. Just sing the goddamn song the way it was written, bitches.

Dang, I really want to say evil things, but I can't. That really was the best she's ever sang, and I mean that. Singing aside, she needs to put down the makeup and back away slowly. For real.

*FOR MENTAL CONSUMPTION ONLY

Submitted by Soy on July 10, 2008 - 8:39pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 7:07pm.
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Let's NOT.

That was a nice commercial. Say what you want about her but she is talented.

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TRUE DAT

Even quietly singing a lullaby she sounds better than 99% of the so called female "singers" around today.

Frankly, if you're not well-informed, I don't think you should vote.

I really dislike the way she sings. I hate the tremolo thing she does to give each word six extra syllables.

That was beautiful, Max is soo lucky to have her for a mommy.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 7:07pm.
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Let's NOT.

That was a nice commercial. Say what you want about her but she is talented.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

her singing voice doesn't sound like a rabid squirrel getting ass fucked dry on a roller coaster.
I never thought that her voice was ever that bad.LOL
"Rock the Vote" uh...she could have just said "Vote"

Clowns are people too, I think.

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He's going to be deathly afraid of their creepy asses. There's an unlikely chance of it to be the other way around. This was uber creepy...
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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - Pics and Spoilers

"For once, her singing voice doesn't sound like a rabid squirrel getting ass fucked dry on a roller coaster." MK speaks the truth once again.

By the way, what the hell was that? I doesn't make me want to vote that for sure. I makes me think that if I do a tranny clown will attack me with red lipstick while singing a lullaby.

I voted for G.W. the first time around and feel like I shouldn't be allowed to vote again. Ever.

There, I fucking said it.

Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 8:26pm.

HAHA, I forgot about my user name. If I ever become the real President IG, run for the hills because it's game over for America.
ps: I would totally vote for angel's avie if it was on the ballot.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

I won't watch until bitch scrubs her face with a Brillo pad and bleach...Me scardy of Tranny Clown...Oh yeah, and cover up those whorerendis fake chi-chi's. If Max ain't deflating 'em, we gonna be hatin' em...They look weird. I'm all in favor of fake chi-chi's if a bitch wants 'em, but hell, don't expect a bitch to appreciate when they look all nastay....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

We'd have a better turnout by making voting more like American Idol. Especially the "don't leave the sofa" part.

Submitted by Mr. President on July 10, 2008 - 8:22pm.
There are people out there who can't even find the USA on a world map and yet we're encouraging them to vote. Bad idea.

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As a president, it must really piss you off. Seriously though, I totally agree with you.
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Póg ma thoin.

There are people out there who can't even find the USA on a world map and yet we're encouraging them to vote. Bad idea.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Wrapping your kid up in an American flag so that he can get baby piss all over it is NOT patriotic.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

What always concerns me is that most people are not nearly educated on the issues enough to vote. And who can blame them? There are SO many conviluted issues to keep track of...you'd really have to devote the better part of your life to staying on top of it.

Doesn't matter anyway...seems to me, if the government doesn't like who you pick, "they" just find a way to fix it.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Lean Like a Chola
She's a Lady.

I think it's a sweet commercial.

But it's 5 p.m. and my coffee high has worn down, so I'm out of it.

If you're too lazy or unmotivated to vote unless a celebrity tells you to, you should do the country a favor and stay home on election day. Most of these Vote or Die celebrities probably aren't even registered.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Good message, Xtina but that doesn't solve the problem of not having anyone honest or decent on the ballot to vote for:(

Wow, imagine your mommy being able to sing you a lullaby like that!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?