A-Rod Certainly Has A Type
This is just one the lovely buff ladies who came forward claiming to have bumped roided-up genitals with A-Rod. Joslyn Morse is a stripper from Miami who had an affair with A-Rod last year. Stripper? Is she part of Chippendales? The Thunder From Down Under? Joslyn might have to testify in A-Rod's divorce dick battle against C-Rod.
Speaking of C-Rod, she talked to Cindy Adams at the New York Post yesterday for the first time since all this crap went down. She said that she still loves A-Rod, but had to leave his cheating ass to prove that she's not weak. Um...she could have just flexed her biceps to prove that.
She claims the marriage is forever done and that he needs to deal with his own shit. A-Rod is no longer the douche she married, but she plans to be there for him when finally "cracks up." Whatever that means. She wouldn't talk about any of the he-skanks A-Rod cheated on her with, because she's past that.
Speaking of one of the he-skanks he allegedly cheated on her with, A-Rod is reportedly telling friends he's in love with Vadge. According to UsWeekly, he told his friend, "She's my fucking soulmate, dude." Or maybe he said "So mate, she's a fucking dude" and the friend heard it wrong?
AND! Just because while we're on this topic, Jose Conseco is now trying to get into this shit. He is once again telling that old ass story about how Vadge wanted to have a baby with him. Jose also hates "A-Rod's guts" for hitting on his wife. STFU Jose! Go suck your thumb in the corner. Who's next? I'm still waiting for Dennis Rodman to throw his name into this mess.
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Man arms are in for the ladies now, eh?
NOOOOOOOO spank you!
Submitted by madam s. on July 10, 2008 - 6:14pm.
He must really like some power behind his handjobs.
This leads me to believe that Ms. Morse is ambidextrous.
He must really like some power behind his handjobs.
Anyone ever see that thing on basic cable about th man whose arms exploded? Looks like shes headed in the same direction.
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Did you know taking alcohol up the ass gets you drunk almost IMMEDIATELY and with 10x the potantcy of taking it through the mouth because of no liver interfearance!
Is that Brooke Hogan?!LMAO... Anyways....what Cynthia really needs to be doing is getting some blood test run on herself. There's no telling what all these she-hulks have been spreading back and forth to one another, aside from the obvious roids needles.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
ok, after Madonna and this guy, I totally believe A-Rod fucked Derek Jeter.
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
That's a DAME??? Kee-Rist!
Muscular arms never look good on a woman, unless maybe you're hiring field hands.
I normally don't read sports articles, but a guy on MSN earlier this week had a great opinion piece on how this Vadge thing is just another passing immature interest of A-Rod's. Previous fads have included psychotherapy and Catholicism. A great illustration of the empty idiot that is Alex Rodriguez.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"