A-Rod Certainly Has A Type
This is just one the lovely buff ladies who came forward claiming to have bumped roided-up genitals with A-Rod. Joslyn Morse is a stripper from Miami who had an affair with A-Rod last year. Stripper? Is she part of Chippendales? The Thunder From Down Under? Joslyn might have to testify in A-Rod's divorce dick battle against C-Rod.
Speaking of C-Rod, she talked to Cindy Adams at the New York Post yesterday for the first time since all this crap went down. She said that she still loves A-Rod, but had to leave his cheating ass to prove that she's not weak. Um...she could have just flexed her biceps to prove that.
She claims the marriage is forever done and that he needs to deal with his own shit. A-Rod is no longer the douche she married, but she plans to be there for him when finally "cracks up." Whatever that means. She wouldn't talk about any of the he-skanks A-Rod cheated on her with, because she's past that.
Speaking of one of the he-skanks he allegedly cheated on her with, A-Rod is reportedly telling friends he's in love with Vadge. According to UsWeekly, he told his friend, "She's my fucking soulmate, dude." Or maybe he said "So mate, she's a fucking dude" and the friend heard it wrong?
AND! Just because while we're on this topic, Jose Conseco is now trying to get into this shit. He is once again telling that old ass story about how Vadge wanted to have a baby with him. Jose also hates "A-Rod's guts" for hitting on his wife. STFU Jose! Go suck your thumb in the corner. Who's next? I'm still waiting for Dennis Rodman to throw his name into this mess.
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Hey is that Shitney's new babysitter/assistant?! They have the same arms.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Momus, glad to see your MeerCat is back! (I loved Bucky too, huge get fuzzy fan!)
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BTW A-ROD-amongst my many talents-I make an excellent JEWISH MOTHER.Allow me to introduce you to someone I think is sooo perfect for you:
*pinches his cheekbones*
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MK better watch his own back. S/he looks like s/he could whoop his ass without half-trying.
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I am guessing he is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that! But, he probably does them all from behind and I am sure they all look like men from that angle! LOL!
LOL@the title MK! Yes ARod certainly does have a type...MALE. That thing ain't no chick!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Just speaking from outward appearances...How is it that JETER totally gets what it means to be a top-flite baller on the biggest stage of 'em all...and A-ROD just stumbles so badly in this facet of his life? Bizarre.
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A-Rod may one day get his ring.Just not with the Yankees...and probably as an elder statesman with a minimal role.
If that isn't a man I'll be a monkey's uncle and aunt!!
Holy bedazzled Jesus Christo!
The women in the photo above is quite amazonian and brusque in appearance.
It appears A Rod does not care for femininity in his women.
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*singing* Lalalala la Lola...
He likes to "wrassle" his women: next thing we know, he'll be with The American Gladiator women.
MizRo on July 10, 2008 - 7:07pm
*cha's cha's over*
HI MIZRO!
shhhhh.....
(((hugs)))
On T: She looka like-a man.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Bitch do like himself a manly woman, don't he? Methinks he need to hang with Eddie "no 'gina needed" Murphy. Why waste good pussy, even if it's growing a tiny steroidal cock? Go for the chicks with dicks! What? You know it's what he really wants...And hey, nuffin' wrong wi' dat. Tranny ho's gonna make a livin' too..
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Bradiful the Beautiful!
Shhhhh! Don't mention the "r" word on here...
LMAO!
A-Rodent must have been hitting Beyonce's high notes when in bed with this "lady".
"You think anyone laughs at me for home to Starla at night? Hell no!!"
I thought that was Dread Pirate Mills on steroids.
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Wow just wow.
ARod is NOT gay, correct?
He's a little bitch that must like being "punished".
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Lalala la Lola...*for alltheprettyones*
I once ran into Douche-Rod and his wife on 59th & Lex, about 5 years ago: she didn't look happy THEN, I can only imagine how damaged she is after all this time.
Women: never stay with cheating men; leopards do not change their spots.
wouldn't "The Thunder From Down Under" be a loud stinky fart?
Ewwwwww, I don't know how guys get hard for that. Unless they are into trannies. Who's A-Rod gonna fuck next, Kelly Ripa?
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It's true that nearly everyone has a type.
It looks like a woman, but talks like a man...
Lola, is that you?
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Brooke Hogan needs to get in on that A-Rod action.
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Okay, let's just get him Brooke Hogan's phone number and save the strippers from the Herp.
Submitted by Thornhill on July 10, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Are we sure that's not a dude...?
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yeah. a dude with a NO NO HOLE!!!!
hiya thorny!
*pinching butt cheeks*
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I bet thea went Ahole is in bed whit a woman he fantasies of Derek Jeter
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
He must be gay....I agree. I dont know a single straight man that is "in love" with Madonna. He's just one step away from getting a handle on that closet door. ha!
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Methinks the HGH ((whispered in some circles as a fountain of youth thing)) is running rampant in the Kaballah/strip club circuit.
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Submitted by Conway Twitty on July 10, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Yes! I saw exploding arms guy a couple weeks ago. If anybody is contemplating taking steroids, they should see that guy. Although, I think there was a kid from the UK on the show, and he wasn't really phased by it...
I thought she kid of looked like a buff Heather Mills, myself. Yikes!
Are we sure that's not a dude...?
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I have been doing strength training on my arms...but DAYUM...thats crazy. I wonder how much weight she has to lift to build up guns like that.
She probably bench pressed A-Rod....so kinky those two!!! lmao
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 10, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Hell no, that's way beyond toned. That's downright unappealing.
WOW!!!! I thought it was Brooke Hulgan @ first....wow!!! All blonde and all built like men....yuck!
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Submitted by mike on July 10, 2008 - 4:18pm.
I will not lie - she could probably beat me arm wrestling.
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But in all honesty, is this attractive to you? You like Kate Beckinsale, right? Toned but not able to bench press her lovers.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Are we sure that A-Rod isn't gay, and Cynthia and the kids are just a cover? How many straight guys do you know that are in love with Madonna?
Great GoogleyMoogley, thems are some extreme extremities!
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When I was a younger person and I worked out 5 to 6 times a week, my arms looked like that.
True story.
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A-Fraud really likes his women on the beefy side.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess he likes them buff.....you done it again madonna, you're all over the news again....
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It must have been so romantic when they would sit under the stars and sip their HGH/Testosterone/Protein shakes together.
uhhh... I actually find this look appealing on women. These photos make me want to increase my daily protein shakes.
Brooke, is that you??
Wow...he likes girls who are BUILT!!
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Holy crap, when she swung on the pole did it bend like the Incredible Hulk wielding metal?
I will not lie - she could probably beat me arm wrestling.
Sheesh, I loved toned arms, but that is ridiculous...I wonder if she got those guns climbing the pole all the time?
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Holy newborn Jesus, she looks like she could rip someone's head off.
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