A-Rod Certainly Has A Type
This is just one the lovely buff ladies who came forward claiming to have bumped roided-up genitals with A-Rod. Joslyn Morse is a stripper from Miami who had an affair with A-Rod last year. Stripper? Is she part of Chippendales? The Thunder From Down Under? Joslyn might have to testify in A-Rod's divorce dick battle against C-Rod.
Speaking of C-Rod, she talked to Cindy Adams at the New York Post yesterday for the first time since all this crap went down. She said that she still loves A-Rod, but had to leave his cheating ass to prove that she's not weak. Um...she could have just flexed her biceps to prove that.
She claims the marriage is forever done and that he needs to deal with his own shit. A-Rod is no longer the douche she married, but she plans to be there for him when finally "cracks up." Whatever that means. She wouldn't talk about any of the he-skanks A-Rod cheated on her with, because she's past that.
Speaking of one of the he-skanks he allegedly cheated on her with, A-Rod is reportedly telling friends he's in love with Vadge. According to UsWeekly, he told his friend, "She's my fucking soulmate, dude." Or maybe he said "So mate, she's a fucking dude" and the friend heard it wrong?
AND! Just because while we're on this topic, Jose Conseco is now trying to get into this shit. He is once again telling that old ass story about how Vadge wanted to have a baby with him. Jose also hates "A-Rod's guts" for hitting on his wife. STFU Jose! Go suck your thumb in the corner. Who's next? I'm still waiting for Dennis Rodman to throw his name into this mess.
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and I already took my top of for you once today, I'm not falling for it again
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Why are semi attractive women jumping all over the tranny train? Is it a rash from HRH?
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Hey guys...I was just catching up on some reading...
VLL, it is fine, only a small cut- not too bad at all......thanks!
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
well, DOT, if you will recall, it was suggested that I looklikeaman so really, as long as I am involved in the conversation, we are ON TOPIC, DOY
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
yeah I am a little confused as to what to do with actual other posters. Some of the shit I come up with late at night really is not for public viewing
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Deb, seems so! Should we all get nekkid and dance under the moonlight? Waddya say, VLL? I promise not to post anything on youtube. lol
I'm trying to stick to topic but I'm running on dry and PSL you sexy ho, why you hiding? You are lucky yolu don't have VLL's plantar wart!
Man-oman. Mwoman? Mirl? Gmirl? Yep. Running dry.
VIVA, we are not talking to ourselves tonite. How will we cope?
ROFLMAO.
Dot, left you a funny hours ago. Cannot remember the thread tho. i am lame.
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How's your leg PSL?
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Dot you are a little minx!
Are we a tree full of owls tonite?
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oh shit ya'll, the party is all here. hi DOT and PSL
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
sorry had to switch out from safari to IE. mehates Bill Gates...
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Viva, there you are, you sexy beeeeeeeech! *smothering you with kitten kisses*
Deb, I'm 'heart' too. I switch from time to time depending on my geeky mood. lol. I found that frog a few years ago, but had to resize it for dlisted.
Topic: Pretty Butch!
I am here too VLL.....just haven't made my presence known before now.....
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
debbie debbie bo bebbie, banana fanna fo febbie!
(sorry, I am a lil loopy... God bless pharmaceuticals)
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
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OK so where are you??????? I am talking to myself.
Heart? where did you find your FLorida frogger?
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if you bitches left after I ran all the way here HEADS WILL ROOOOLLLL!!!
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
lmao! I saw the VLL symbol (a silhouette of Lindsay Lohan bent over a mirror with a straw in her hand, DOY) and came a running
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 11, 2008 - 2:05am.
Deb, I'm craving your Bacon avie.
I think VLL had a LONG fucking day but being the sweet thing she is, she kept me company. I just wish she didn't have to deal with you know what.
Sorry, but MAN ARMS on a woman are NOT attractive. Give me a fuckin' break.
Peaches,
No that is not my cat. I just thought it was the cutest thing tho. I can't have pets where I live. My doggie boy lives with my auntie about 30 miles away.
VLL are you out there???
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He should date rodeo from rock of love they could play around with her barbecue sauce, lol! Well at least he doesn't like them anorexic like Brad Pitt does!
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I am so over this whole story already.
Madonna - who cares? Not been relevant for 10 years.
and ...some jock.
Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?
A-rod kinda makes me want to do Steroids! He's hot, what can I say! Btwy, Deb is that your sphynx cat? I'm interested in getting one someday.
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He looks like Brooke Hogan.
A-Rod is such an A-ROD!
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omfg! she has more muscles than me x.x
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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Submitted by letinstar on July 10, 2008 - 9:28pm.
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I'm picturing his bronzed balls right beside his baby shoes.
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@islandgirl...so now we know where a rod's wife keeps his balls....the wifey must have turned her back and a rod stole his own balls back, only to have madonna grab hold of them...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 10, 2008 - 8:22pm.
a rod must have a fetish for..*ahem* females who can bench press 400lbs...
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...with they A-Rod....;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by letinstar on July 10, 2008 - 9:22pm.
a rod must have a fetish for..*ahem* females who can bench press 400lbs...
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Or *females* who keep their husband's balls on the mantel. *cough, Madonna*
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a rod must have a fetish for..*ahem* females who can bench press 400lbs...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
are you SURE that's not a Wayan Brother?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
He "told his friend, 'She's my fucking soulmate, dude.'"
What he really said was, "She's my fucking sole-mate, dude." Her bony zombie foot-fins sends into joyous flights of ecstasy.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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BEEFY! (pretend I said that in a deep voice)
I hate straight men who date tranny looking chicks and then get all homophobic or pretend that they're not just a little gay for liking chicks that look like dudes. The whole point of a man being straight, is that he's supposed to like women for being feminine and soft. It's quite obvious A-Rod is a little gay, it's like one tranny after the next. Ew tranny loving dudes are yucky.
Her arms are INSANE! If Madonna had 20 lbs on her she would totally look like this freak!
Your face!
Submitted by Talibah on July 10, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Everybody who thinks she's a man are fat motherfuckers with a guts down your their knees.
I don't think she's a man because she's muscular.
I think she's a man because she looks like she pisses standing up, and has to wax her upper lip regularly....
hell, Michael Jackson's a man by that criteria...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship,more on SugarbabyMeet.com
A-rod is not gay (gayelle most likely). He just likes his women(Hos) to be a little muscular(man arms). Joslyn(stage name "Jake") probably worked in a A-list(rats nest) establishment as a stripper(whore) and A-rod found her attractive. What?
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those arms...she sharing the roids with hubby?
*tapping little sock monkey gloves together* I could take her! *boxing stance*
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Submitted by Talibah on July 10, 2008 - 7:32pm.
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Meh, she's a man, a manly, manly man...Wait, hold on...You knew it was coming....IT'S RAINING MEN....*getting tiger sexay beat down...*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Talibah on July 10, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Everybody who thinks she's a man are fat motherfuckers with a guts down your their knees.
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That's GUNT to you, you young whippersnapper! *lies on bed, zips up Mom jeans*
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2nd on the bitches who work out!
Anyone who says one of those girls is fat needs to put down the donut, unwedge themselves from their deskchair and do some laps around the block.
I would love to see a million more girls like this than chunky bitches who need photoshop to reduce their Cinnabon coated muffin tops.
Everybody who thinks she's a man are fat motherfuckers with a guts down your their knees.
Granted, she's not going to win a beauty contest any time soon but just because she is toned and do this thing that 80% of Americans DON'T DO called exercise with weights doesn't mean she's a man.
So are you saying that only men can be toned and women have to be fat as whales?
I don't care how much you hate on her the truth is I rather have a toned body like that then the ones ya'll sportin behind your computers.
Yes, I am taking up for the bitches who work out!
Fuck ya'll fat motherfuckers! LOL!!!!
Deb!! Ann-Margaret asked Shane to stand in for her today. She's fried crispy with the heat!
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IG!
ummm. that isn't Ann Margret. LOL. has being in TX made you lose your innocence already?
More guns than the Iraqi army on that chick. When did the Tranny Train get so popular?
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 10, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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HAHAHA!! Are they the predecessors to the mentallyerectus? Because I think we may be related.
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Yes. I believe so. The two species branched off, mentallyerectus and mentally-physicalliredardus...the latter of which inspired a substance know as Viagraus...marketed as Viagra...The former is just a really good lay...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She should totally shack up with Rojo Caliente. There would be more testosterone in that home than a football locker room.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 10, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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HAHAHA!! Are they the predecessors to the mentallyerectus? Because I think we may be related.
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Submitted by lizardo911 on July 10, 2008 - 6:35pm.
I am guessing he is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that! But, he probably does them all from behind and I am sure they all look like men from that angle! LOL!
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Yep, he's of the not so rare species called Homoreluctis maleus. This particular breed of animal seeks out primarily the tranniluctis- femaleus as a fuckusbuddyus, however he has a tendency to beardus with the occasional shemaleluctus with a pussynofucktus....
Sorry for all the scientific jargon...In sum, what Lizardo said...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...