A-Rod Certainly Has A Type
This is just one the lovely buff ladies who came forward claiming to have bumped roided-up genitals with A-Rod. Joslyn Morse is a stripper from Miami who had an affair with A-Rod last year. Stripper? Is she part of Chippendales? The Thunder From Down Under? Joslyn might have to testify in A-Rod's divorce dick battle against C-Rod.
Speaking of C-Rod, she talked to Cindy Adams at the New York Post yesterday for the first time since all this crap went down. She said that she still loves A-Rod, but had to leave his cheating ass to prove that she's not weak. Um...she could have just flexed her biceps to prove that.
She claims the marriage is forever done and that he needs to deal with his own shit. A-Rod is no longer the douche she married, but she plans to be there for him when finally "cracks up." Whatever that means. She wouldn't talk about any of the he-skanks A-Rod cheated on her with, because she's past that.
Speaking of one of the he-skanks he allegedly cheated on her with, A-Rod is reportedly telling friends he's in love with Vadge. According to UsWeekly, he told his friend, "She's my fucking soulmate, dude." Or maybe he said "So mate, she's a fucking dude" and the friend heard it wrong?
AND! Just because while we're on this topic, Jose Conseco is now trying to get into this shit. He is once again telling that old ass story about how Vadge wanted to have a baby with him. Jose also hates "A-Rod's guts" for hitting on his wife. STFU Jose! Go suck your thumb in the corner. Who's next? I'm still waiting for Dennis Rodman to throw his name into this mess.
is he banging Brooke?
yeah I know one of the bimbos, Alicia Marie, a fitness chick who claims she is "just a close friend of A-Rod and he only came up to her apartment to hang out and eat all her candy"
that last part is code..you all realize that..obviously
She claims A-Rod "helped her through" her messy divorce..
how sweet of him, A-Rod is a regular Mother Effing Teresa
But would he have helped a 300 lb lady through her messy divorce..ahahaha...Nahhhhh doubt it!!
When A-Rod was still in Seattle, and before he was married, he used to bring his gf into the shop I was working at. He would ALWAYS hit on my she-hulk manager! She had thighs like Hulk Hogan!
A-Rod keeps going out with all overly buff woman. Deep down inside I think there is a little queer trying to come out!
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It's not how tight they are on the outside, it's how tight they are on the inside that counts. Looks like this 'chick' probably has been doing Kegel exercises religiously, though!
Is this Madonna's stunt double?!
Enter 'Heaux Confessionals'
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"She looks like Hayden Panatroll's lesbian aunt."
OMG, lmao! She totally does. Those arms are just too much. Has anyone seen Kelly Ripa's latest commercial? I guess it's her latest one.. but her arms are really buff. They remind me of that little Hercules kid that was on Ripley's Believe It or Not.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Does Jose have a muscular wife, too?
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
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Wow is that a woman?
She looks like Hayden Panatroll's lesbian aunt.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
DAAAAAAAAAAYUM!! Thunder From Down Under are so sexy that they get their own hack theme song! Donovan Lewis is totally mine.
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Night, pookies. Peace & Love.
...and no man arms in the morning. Twilight Zone episode possibility but really, nooooooooo.
Viva your bro is an awesome poet/writer!
Okay, out for real. I've got a shitload of work to do tomorrow and I'm up way too late. Shit, my luggage is going to have luggage.
*smooches*
OK guys, I gotta go peel my bf off of the floor and go to bed. Thanks for being here so late and making me piss my pants at least 6 times.
*that was just for you guys*
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
thanks, DOT, the crazy train has enough steam to keep it chugging along without us adding to it
g'nite hon, sleep tite
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Thanks Dot.
I have serious issues with the lurkers...lol.
Viva, that was a beautiful poem and I have saved it to Word.
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Edited post.
I hope this was the one you both mean. I'm sleepy and not up to my usual alert self. *insert smirk at self*
Uhm? Macho womannnnnnnnnn. I want to be, a macho woman!
Niteys, Dot. Sleep well.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Deb, Viva, I'm uber tuckered so I'm going to have to let my pillow hit my skull er visa versa.
Night, sweet girls. Good to catch up with you both and Viva (I love me some poetry, feel free to send more my way, you got my addy)... I worry about you, babydoll...take good care. Sweet dreams to you both.
Topic: Proper pumpitude makes you look like a pumped up dude.
Dot, please edit references. It will be lurking Viva tomorrow again.
Not being harpy just cautious.
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*stares at Deb with stars in my eyes*
*sigh* you're my hero
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
That my friend is how you get kinda laid...
All of my real friends in those days were guys and when I told them the story they unanimously agreed. I am a bitch and should have gotten duked out. I just laughed and reminded them I have a gun under those circumstances. They all agreed never to take a swing at me and we all had a double shot of tequila...lol.
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ah ha ha ha ha Deb, my poor doggie just came busting in the room because I let out this hideous guffaw on that one. That is some bold shit, and I tip my imaginary hat to your big brass balls.
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Said the jester 'fore I go
I know you all love me so
but there's no need to cry woe in my name'
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Submitted by Viva La Lohan
Started out very promising, everything I thought it would be for weeks in advance. This was our first time together. Got really boring really quick. So I said ((whispering, I have bee known to be blunt)) "umm. your job is done. get off and get out. your house is calling your name." he was in mid-pump and goes "whaaaa?"
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As the jester slowly died, all the famous muses cried, for they knew that things would never be the same.
I had to edit, thought I would switch it up with a line from one of my big bro's poems, as I am getting sleepy and nostalgic
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Deb... did you let him talk you into a game of "just the tip" I used to fall for that shit like a straight up sucka!
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 11, 2008 - 2:08am.
Deb you can tell me you regularly eat your own shit for breakfast and I would consider you a paragon of fucking sanity in comparison
PLEASE PUT THAT ON MY TOMBSTONE!
Cannot stop laughing on that gem.
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edit... poop
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Viva,
I kinda got laid once is that the same thing???
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Deb you can tell me you regularly eat your own shit for breakfast and I would consider you a paragon of fucking sanity in comparison.
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 11, 2008 - 2:58am.
DOT... your avie and the thought of coming, first or otherwise makes me want to gag. No offense, love, but yeesh *shudders*
LOL! Sorry, you just made me cry pickle tears. Yeah, this dude in my avatar is seriously NOT HIT WORTHY. MK is such a brat. I'm so giggling right now.
My focus is officially back assward, dyslexic and thoroughly tourettesville.
Night, PSL...sorry if I offended. I didn't mean to. I'm just really wired on coffee, bud and bud-light.
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I have been committed no less than 4 times for one month periods and even I am not that crazy!
I should like her better. she makes me look normal.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 11, 2008 - 2:57am.
The run-on sentences from that wing nut's myspace are giving me a head-ache already. I read a few sentences in and seriously had to stop. This kind of shit just pisses me off.
Girlllllllll. I's skeered for you. NOT funny. I can't even fathom some of that shit this bitch spews at you. Ren & Stimpyism? "No, Sir, I don't like it." Arghhhhhhhhhh.
Somebody is a little too coo-coo for their coco puffs. UGH.
Uhm. Topic? Nice cankle arms.
nite PSL, see ya tomorrow
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
DOT... your avie and the thought of coming, first or otherwise makes me want to gag. No offense, love, but yeesh *shudders*
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Good night ladies......I'm crashing out.
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 11, 2008 - 2:50am.
Glad I could be of service? *chuckles*
Better yet, engrave that on your next cucumber orrrr Zucchini, whichever uhm dare I say...comes first? hehe
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 11, 2008 - 2:47am.
Oh baby girl, I don't know where you get your patience from but Santa, The Lucky Charms Leprecan and Easter Bunny lurve you for it.
In case you missed it, TV, M.E. and a few more of us are all pooling our money to buy a bullet for your stalker OR, just a really feral cat with sharp claws. hehe
Deb, you are cracking me the hell up. Your posts are keelink me, dahlink! *tinkles self* Ooops!
Viva,
MK sends me an email "what are you ranting about?". Azzhat was banned immeditately by moderator. At least it is a small reprive until it registers as something new and deifferent.
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. - "time to just masterbate more and work-out less" that shit is going on my tombstone!
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 11, 2008 - 2:41am.
LOL! Viva, when I was around your age (yes cave-man days) I worked out obsessively and built my arms up (not NEARLY to this woman's extreme) and when I couldn't fit my arms in my favorite blouses I quit that shit pronto. I'm no clothes hound by any stretch but when your muscles get so bullky you can't fit into your normal clothing then er...well...uh...time to just masterbate more and work-out less.
Yes. I said that. lol
oh yeah and VVL is ok, peeps do it a lot actually. I didn't really put much thought into the name and the abbreviations that would come with it
PS - I lurves you DOT, you helped me not cuttabeesh today. You too, Deb, thanks for having my back, I knew shit was gonna hit the fan with "it" eventually, but I didn't really expect anyone to really care
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
I think toned women look great! Women who have arms better than my last "date" are not so great. Except in a fight. I want that bitch on my team.
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DOT it was in the naked Barbie thread. Crazy thing is... all 4 pages are pretty much on topic. I was wondering wtf that broad was talking about
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
VLL if it isn't clear by now, well, for anyone who gives a flaming baboon butt, I love you, pookie! *gives back rubs to all the late-nighters*
Giggles and add in a --->DOY!
That felt freeing. hehe
Steroids bad. VERRRRRRRRRRY bad. *clop-clop* <--topic
Gees, Dot, i just tried to track myself. I was a yakkey mo-fo today....
Chick looks like a bouncer for a strip club, not a pole climber.
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I don't know, Deb, but when I first started noticind women getting ripped I thought that maybe women were starting to get this look because these days we are distancing ourselves from typical notions of femininity, and some take it too far, to the point of rejecting the physical aspects of femininity. Softness, delicateness, daintiness, are all associated with weakness. That is my high ass speculating, anyways
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 11, 2008 - 2:31am.
Dot, left you a funny hours ago. Cannot remember the thread tho. i am lame.
Oh sure, throw that out and expect me not to obsess about it. lol
Somewhere, some place, some asshat is saying, "I have to wade through all of this crap on dlisted." Like it's a mandatory chore without minimum wages. Wahhhhhhhh.
VLL, sorry if I call you, "VVL" sometimes. I'm not always on top of my game when it comes to nickname acronyms but I try, honest I DO!
Tater arms! <-- topic ahem
PSL I love your sig. I just discovered McAvoy and am a little smitten, and that quote just makes it worse
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .