Diorama!!
Christie Brinkley left court today showing off her son's diorama. That shit was used as evidence in her divorce trial against Tiny Cock. I think to prove she's a good parent or some shit like that. It's all Tiny Cock should have gotten in the divorce, but Christie's going to pay him $2.1 million. She gets custody of the kids and will keep all 18 of their Hamptons properties. Blah...blah...blah...
Back to dioramas. Remember when things were so simple? We would spend our days making dioramas for school and eating sand. That was the life. And if you're still making dioramas for school, then you need to call CPS on your parents' asses, because you really shouldn't be reading this mess.
The world would be a much happier place if we just made dioramas all day long.
Here's more pics of Christie and the diorama leaving court. Just because she's carrying a school project, doesn't mean she needs to dress like a fucking 8-year-old school girl.
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Fuck this crazy looking bitch and her diahrea!
BITCHES HAVE REAL PROBLEMS THAT DONT INVOLVE 18 HOUSES IN THE HAMPTONS!
I hope your fucking stupid kid gets an F and cries about it on his $1,000 papa smurf ass hair filled pillow!
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Oh thank god, I would hate to hear about a girl having to get by with less than 18 Hamptons properties.
I'm liking the diorama quite a lot.
I thought doing your kids homework for them is a bad thing ?
Ya know, most people who just went through a massive public humiliation (yeah it included you Christie) wouldn't be smiling, oh hell BEAMING. I don't get these glowing divorcees.
*whimpers*
Gwad I miss being a kid sometimes....
I used to love making shit for school for extra credit.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Christy shouldn't have to pay that man heaux anything!
No dioramas or sand eating here. It was all about science fair projects and paste eating.
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That girl her husbad cheated with was SUPER FINE!!! The pope would be hardpressed not to jump her bones if she winked at him so im a little sympathetic towards him...
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Did you know taking alcohol up the ass gets you drunk almost IMMEDIATELY and with 10x the potantcy of taking it through the mouth because of no liver interfearance!
Nasty. He better not get custody of the kids. What if they find some of his porn by accident? Scarred for life if not already.
missy:
your boss is totally right.
Grow up!
Move on...
to green sugar!
Goddamn amateur!
*puff*
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Yeah MK 'cept most of us ARE making dioramas FOR our spoiled little Brats♥♥
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My children..Carly and Robert...
Poor Christie.
This is some embarassing shit.
I wouldn't hold it against her if she stashed a golf club in her SUV, and then in the parking lot of the courthouse, she went all TIger Woods crazy on her soon to be ex's ass!
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oh MK, Im SO with you on that today... I seriously almost got fired today and my boss told me that I need to start acting like an adult, meaning stop smokin butts and getting drunk every night!! Fuck man, Im only 29!! I dont have kids!! wtf!?!?!
I need to make a diorama :(
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no sympathy for this bitch.
her insisting the trial be made public is almost as bad as whatever he did.