Diorama!!
Christie Brinkley left court today showing off her son's diorama. That shit was used as evidence in her divorce trial against Tiny Cock. I think to prove she's a good parent or some shit like that. It's all Tiny Cock should have gotten in the divorce, but Christie's going to pay him $2.1 million. She gets custody of the kids and will keep all 18 of their Hamptons properties. Blah...blah...blah...
Back to dioramas. Remember when things were so simple? We would spend our days making dioramas for school and eating sand. That was the life. And if you're still making dioramas for school, then you need to call CPS on your parents' asses, because you really shouldn't be reading this mess.
The world would be a much happier place if we just made dioramas all day long.
Here's more pics of Christie and the diorama leaving court. Just because she's carrying a school project, doesn't mean she needs to dress like a fucking 8-year-old school girl.
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That's bullshit.. I made that! Someone's always taking credit for My work!! Rabble rabble rabble
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how the fuck does a diorama make good evidence? it doesnt have to do with anything! Even abused kids can make really good dioramas. stupid stupid. I agree with Well Blow Me Down
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YOu can't tell me this bitch didn't know what her husband was up to. She had three kids in her house with that perv and seemed to have her blonde head up her ass and didn't do shit about him until she found out he was cheating on her. She never interferred when her husband was dogging Alexa when she was little. Why Billy hasn't had this guys nuts cut off is beyond me. Before I pay any man 2 cents to get out of my life, I'd up the ante and pay to have him vanished!
Billy Joel must have been the only husband she didn't have to pay off to go away. THe judge should have forced her ass into therapy as a condition of sole custody.
*throws one more xan @ Missy* Girl you'll need this for later, After you get over the "too many xanax" munchies.. hahahaha..
*slits bosses tires* There, Boss! You can Suck it now!!! *puts cig butt in his coffee* Ooooo taste it, taste my hate, mmmmm sweet tastey coffe, mmm taste it!!!
No wonder all 4 of her husbands cheated on her and/or left her ass. Bitch is cold. Who the fuck smiles like a mental patient at a divorce proceeding? Then again, who the fuck demands the proceedings be made public? A cold, vengeful bitch, that's who.
OKIE MY GIRL!!! shiiit, thats what freinds are for!!!
for a second there I was even hating dlisted!! god im so hateful today!!
ill need these, you da bomb baby
*chews up all 12 xannies*
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Missy.. I'll give you a stiff one.. *wink wink*
Breakdown.. Quit giving Missy a hard time!! *rolls peace joint* HaHa Bitches, I'm keeping ths for myself!! suckas!!
*throws Missy 12 xanax*
Snoogle I LOVE your avie!!
And, no way an 8 year old made that. Is there some rule that the parents have to make it for the kid? Because I am not looking forward to doing that shit again.
oh thank god Mrs K!! Ill be over in a jiffy... make me a stiff one!! (THE DRINKS! THE DRINKS!)
breakdown, you confuse me.
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Um, has anyone considered the fact that Christie wanted this to be a public trial because no one has even thought of the bitch in years until now? I think these daily ear-to-ear smile pics pretty much say it all. Attention whore to the extreme. It's sad when you're able to squander sympathy so quickly and easily after having had such shitty stuff done to you.
Submitted by missy on July 10, 2008 - 12:31pm.
i need to smoke weed... for the love of.. oh fuck this day, man.
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Fret not.
If my rations get too low, I may have to blow green sugar smoke up my ass for a new contact high!
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Submitted by KD on July 10, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Do people still make peace signs? Isn't that like so 90's and earlier?
It's a "V" for Victory
i need to smoke weed... for the love of.. oh fuck this day, man.
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LOLOL!! 2 mil and nothing else??? Ohhhh she had some good $h1t on his ass for him to settle out of court for that measly amount and NO property?? Damn!! I wanted to see this on court tv every fukkin day! Life's not fair :-(
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 2:22pm.
thaks for the advice bro. Im on it. He cant bitch about that to me cause I dont smoke weed at work. Its an investment office; that wouldnt go over well. But yeah, Ive got a huge weed addiction already, so yeah.
and fuck you for not sharing.
pfft
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Sorry but, I don't care how much I hated my husband and took him to the cleaners, I just couldn't beamingly SMILE about the settlement I won. Divorce is sad if you actually have a fucking heart.
I like Christie but this shit is sickening to me. Be somber and have a conscience at least because this isn't just about YOU, you're kids are involved too. Sure, be glad inside but show some grief for fuck sake.
I've never been creeped out by Christie Brinkley until this divorce debacle. And her Stepford Wife ensembles just make it worse.
Let's see if she can buy back her dignity or her kid's peace of mind with her leftover cash.
Maybe there's a reason she keeps getting divorced. She absolutely glows at divorce trials.
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missy:
you need to switch to a new vice.
Pot?
someone share with her.
Cuz I'm not!
I'm on rations!!!
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snoggle...your avatar is giving me the giggles.
trying to suppress them so my boss won't tell i'm dlisting.
2.1 million? who was that douchebag's lawyer, larry h. parker?
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2.1 million? who was that douchebag's lawyer, larry h. parker?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Lmao!
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then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
With all the money she has, and she wore that?
breakdown what the fuck were you saying to me while im having a shit day and almost got fired and got my alcoholism thrown in my damn face, huh????
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DreamyAguileraEyes:
because American school kids cannot read and this is the next best alternative.
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Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 3:07pm.
She should have talked with that chick in your avvie!
Im serious. It was punishment to US having to look at her creepy face! AND HELLO! WTF is up with that shitty jacket over that long shirt?
Stupid bitch any way you put it!
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Submitted by Buck on July 10, 2008 - 3:07pm.
completely agree snoggle...
hey, we can make a diorama with the rotten tomatoes
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Why do american school kids have to make these 'diorama' things? We dont have them here in England.
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then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by LoLo on July 10, 2008 - 3:01pm.
You know what? I dont care about her kids or her feelings. Im pissed off as all hell that she made this public ON MY TIME!
What the fuck did the PUBLIC ever do to your ass Christie "i dont give blow jobs" Brinkley?
HOW FUCKING DARE this bitch make this shit public and want our sympathy or any shit from us when she is a giant millionaire???
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Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Im going to be dodging rotten tomatoes when I say this, but here goes.
I agree with you Buck. Never once did she consider the children in all of this, and no one can convince me otherwise.
She used them as pawns in order to exact her revenge.
She better hold on to those properties, shes going to need to sell them one day to pay for the childrens' therapy.
completely agree snoggle...
hey, we can make a diorama with the rotten tomatoes
Do people still make peace signs? Isn't that like so 90's and earlier?
You know what? I dont care about her kids or her feelings. Im pissed off as all hell that she made this public ON MY TIME!
What the fuck did the PUBLIC ever do to your ass Christie "i dont give blow jobs" Brinkley?
HOW FUCKING DARE this bitch make this shit public and want our sympathy or any shit from us when she is a giant millionaire???
FUCK THIS STUPID BITCH!
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Dioramas own. I remember everybody would laugh when the teacher would say it, because it sounds vaguely like diarrhea. Oh, the days when diarrhea was funny.
Huh??? That's random. Who brings this to a court hearing???
My childhood must have been crap, because I don't remember ever having to make diorama, or whatever the hell that thing is.
2.1 million? Bitch carries that in her purse.
Submitted by Buck on July 10, 2008 - 2:40pm.
no sympathy for this bitch.
her insisting the trial be made public is almost as bad as whatever he did.
Im going to be dodging rotten tomatoes when I say this, but here goes.
I agree with you Buck. Never once did she consider the children in all of this, and no one can convince me otherwise.
She used them as pawns in order to exact her revenge.
She better hold on to those properties, shes going to need to sell them one day to pay for the childrens' therapy.
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That isn't a fucking diorama, that's the creation Lupe, the maid came up with after raiding all the kid's friend's birthday cakes, trust
"Your Honor, as you can see from this diorama, which I helped make, and spent 45 minutes of MY time creating, before handing the project over to the nanny, I am CLEARLY the more caring parent."
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Poor Christie looks absolutely traumatized. Hopefully, prayer will continue to help her through this difficult time of deciding which manse to sup in tonight. Rot in hell, Sweater Set. You were generic pretty at best.
She's seems a little nutty. but girl looks great. Isn't she like 51 yrs. old?
$3000.00 of my hard earned money going to my husband's nightly porn habit...you must be crazy.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 1:43pm.
missy:
your boss is totally right.
Grow up!
Move on...
to green sugar!
Goddamn amateur!
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WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLIN AN AMATEUR?!?!
I thought we were cool. pfft.
and what the fuck is green sugar? weed??? yeah, Ive fuckin heard of it. pfft again.
fuck man!
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That diorama is giving me diarrhea.
The only kind of diorama i made was one of those shoebox thingy's where you cut a small hole in one end to look inside and see the little scene in the box. Good times.
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What a fucking freak. It's over, ho, let it go. You won.
Little known fact: many rich parents pay people to do their kids' schoolwork. That doesn't look like any diorama I've ever seen a preteen make. It's possible, but unlikely.