Diorama!!
Christie Brinkley left court today showing off her son's diorama. That shit was used as evidence in her divorce trial against Tiny Cock. I think to prove she's a good parent or some shit like that. It's all Tiny Cock should have gotten in the divorce, but Christie's going to pay him $2.1 million. She gets custody of the kids and will keep all 18 of their Hamptons properties. Blah...blah...blah...
Back to dioramas. Remember when things were so simple? We would spend our days making dioramas for school and eating sand. That was the life. And if you're still making dioramas for school, then you need to call CPS on your parents' asses, because you really shouldn't be reading this mess.
The world would be a much happier place if we just made dioramas all day long.
Here's more pics of Christie and the diorama leaving court. Just because she's carrying a school project, doesn't mean she needs to dress like a fucking 8-year-old school girl.
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as the credits roll... this endnote from Petey...
Hi, I'm Peter Cook. Two years ago, I lived in a $12 million mansion. I was married to Christie Brinkley. You may know her as one of the most beautiful women in the world. I had two gorgeous children and all the disposable income I wanted so I could play at being a celebrity architect in the Hamptons. Then I slept with my teenage assistant and lost it all. I've been publicly humiliated and exposed as a $3,000-a-month Internet porn addict who masturbated in front of a Web cam. Men, don't end up like me. Just say no."
(as hypothetically quoted from the NY Daily News)
Dumb, money and fame -hungry ho.
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The diorama, the 1950's hairdo and outfit...the breathless little whispers and joker-smile -- all really getting on my nerves. Hopefully, she'll find her next hubby somewhere, the bluebirds will be singing again for her and she can resume her fairytale life. Apologies to Billy Joel though...the one shining light in her whirlwind life.
Yeah... that's just weird. We don't do dioramas in the UK, and if we did.... why hold it up for the press outside court?
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Pilgrim bitch needs to move back to Cali. Hamptons has not done her good. WTF is she wearing? No wonder her husband fucked an 18 year old. His wife dressed like a 90 year old. Unless he was into that Japanese elder porn, he wouldn't have been able to get it on with that. She looks like she would have insisted he wear a full body condom or they do it through one of those "bed boards" they had back in pilgrim days...that had a little hole in the middle.
It is said someone found her on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She has a personal account there with her pictures,blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Funny how her world wasn't completely shattered when she cheated on Billy Joel. It's called karma, Christie.
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good riddance to peter...now on to hubby number 5 christie...
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Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not??
She should just put the diorama on top of her head and go marry the Dollhouse Dude.
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"I mean, this is Christie's FOURTH husband!!! If she's so beautiful, so loving, so amazing, why can't she keep a man?????"
fuck, I'll marry Cristie Brinkley for $2 mil!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Can we also consider for a moment that the young chick Peter Cook was cheating with WASN'T EVEN THAT HOT? Christie must be one shrewish harridan if even some mediocre LI trash starts to look in good comparison to former supermodel.
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Yo, ricki, you are so right. Always remember... show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man tired of her.
I know alot of people hate Peter Cook, calling him the anti-Christ and a man who is a pervert, freak and low down dog (honestly, what man isn't).
But I actually felt sorry for Cook. I mean, this is Christie's FOURTH husband!!! If she's so beautiful, so loving, so amazing, why can't she keep a man????? So busy shitting on the men, you forget that a woman can be the biggest problem in a relationship (and I'm talking as a woman).
He settled for #2.1 million and gave her the house? Me thinks Peter gots some more money stashed somewhere.
CB manages to pull the kids in the middle of all her divorces. In her divorce from Richard Taubman, she had him relinquish all rights to their newborn. Poor bastard probably got railroaded into it somehow.
Not that this matters but her young daughter I do not even think is hers biologically. A couple that interviewed me for an egg donation about 8 years ago, said they were using a fertility clinic in Vegas, the same one CB used to conceive her daughter Sailor and this couple told me CB also used an egg donor. CB was I think 43 or 44 at that time anst most women that age are not fertile.
PC could have been really nasty and brought that up, if it's true, but didn't.
He also told a reporter yesterday he refuses to badmouth the mother of his children.
I still think he came out the bigger person in all this.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on July 10, 2008 - 5:25pm.
As I have said before about Christie Brinkley, she is very impulsive and rather stupid...she takes her time in finding her next relationship
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I think she's reached her quota with relationships and should just call it quits for good. She obviously doesn't do this shit right.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
And she has had plastic surgery... It is very natural, but she has had it. I can't stand that... when these freaking bitches say they are above aging. No one is immune or exempt from aging - even the super models or whatever. I think she and Sharon Stone have visited the same plastic surgeon. They do both look very natural, but it is obvious they have had their neck lifted, their face lifted, and their eyes lifted. No one is immune! LOL! We aren't stupid!
As I have said before about Christie Brinkley, she is very impulsive and rather stupid.
I hope for the sake of her children, she takes her time in finding her next relationship and exercise better judgement and restraint.
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Basta with this succubus.
I never cared anything about this tard, but now I have strong feelings about her being an absolute retard. She needs to go away and take her diorama bananarama and jam it up her ass. Obviously, she needs attention and this is the only way she can get it. She ain't getting it from any husband and she probably never did! LOL! Geez...
bitch claims to not have had any surgery...hah! look at her claw hands...dead give away. never have liked her holier than thou attitude. blechhh
Oh, MK, how I love it how you call Peter (hehe Peter) Cooke Tiny Cock. It reminds me of one of my slutty former friends. Well, she had sex with a dude who had the tiniest cock she had ever seen. Anywho the next morning, her disappointed slutty ass was in the grocery store, and on the loud speaker they were announcing their sale specials in the meat department for "little sizzler cocktail weenies". Bitch just lost her shit cracking up right there in the grocery store...
Anywho, I never made diorammas as a kid, 'cept the ones in the terlit when I ate too much icecream. My mom flushed those diorammas, though...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I remember this sweet diorama I made in 6th grade. It was a rainforest and I painted raindrops on some saran wrap and draped it over the shoebox. Lifted it up: no rain. Let it down: rain. Mrs. Winans LOVED it.
I don't think her kid made that diorama. I think she made it for him. I hate parents like that. I always did my own projects in school. Yeah, mine looked like shit, you know, like a kid did them. But when I got to class all the other kids had stuff that was welded together with fuel injection and alloy wheels and an auto-turn spin function.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
missy, very good point.
But lovestruck teens should realize that if they'd wait 10 years, they'd pick someone totally different.
Shit, my HS bf used to call me (we went to separate colleges) and ask me if I "spoke to any boys today".....what an asshole. I dumped that gut within 3 months of school starting....
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
Submitted by missy on July 10, 2008 - 4:30pm.
hell psl, i agree, but a bitch can make a mistake!
marrying when its not meant to be doesnt bother me. having kids when its not meant to be does.
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I'm starting to believe that Christie Brinkley is a giant screwball and bitch and that is why she can't keep a husband looking as hot as she does. There is something wrong with that picture...
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Yea I really don't care how often Christie gets divorced/married, but just keep your business out of my face.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 10, 2008 - 4:30pm.
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Más féidir liom. (you'd swear I knew Gaelic or something)
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Póg ma thoin.
IG: You mean I'm going to póg ma thoin?
hell psl, i agree, but a bitch can make a mistake!
marrying when its not meant to be doesnt bother me. having kids when its not meant to be does.
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Sheeps,
Whew! Although I just had a horrifying thought...if BFF had asked it would be 3. (yeah, my dumb ass would have said yes)
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 10, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 1:13pm.
No, they're valid as soon as we consummate them. How do you look for Friday night about 11:30?
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Wide open? (sorry, it's not me, it's the Pinot. I schwear.)
On topic: Exhibit A: Christie Brinkley, who by all accounts, was wide open on more than one occasion.
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wow Sheeps, you're fast! You answered before I finished changing my comment! hehee
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
missy....life IS a lot of years...that is why you don't marry at 20!
Sheeps, setting up your weekend booty calls again? lol
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
PSL, I know!! Lot of good it does me, huh?
Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 1:13pm.
No, they're valid as soon as we consummate them. How do you look for Friday night about 11:30?
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 10, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Sorry, I forgot to mention the "EEG Codicil." You're good.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Thanks Missy, I feel like I have lived ten lifetimes already. I am tired bitch!
IG, when in Eire don't forget to have black pudding for breakkie every day, so you can tell me about it and I can be jelly. Oh and pints of Smithwicks.
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Can we also consider for a moment that the young chick Peter Cook was cheating with WASN'T EVEN THAT HOT? Christie must be one shrewish harridan if even some mediocre LI trash starts to look in good comparison to former supermodel.
Ain't that a bitch. The scumbag steps out on her with his barely legal assistant and she has to pay him. That's just wrong no matter how you slice it.
can't believe I'm saying this, but LOVING her Barbie-Stepford-wife-grinning-while-shanking-tiny-cock mannequin ass
& that's one badass diorama, dinosaur love
i know, EEG, these bitches are harsh!! damn!! life is a lotta years!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 10, 2008 - 4:07pm.
When I am anointed Emperor, I will outlaw (by fiat, of course) any marriages beyond two. In My World, you don't get a third strike.
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Say what? Does that mean that our nuptials are invalid? :(
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Póg ma thoin.
Well thanks for making me feel like a loser.
2nd Striker. :(
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 10, 2008 - 1:07pm.
When I am anointed Emperor, I will outlaw (by fiat, of course) any marriages beyond two. In My World, you don't get a third strike.
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I live in "your world" Sheeps, I think anyone who gets married after twice divorced is ridiculous....just be together, you don't have to marry.
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
Submitted by Sheeps on July 10, 2008 - 4:07pm.
When I am anointed Emperor, I will outlaw (by fiat, of course) any marriages beyond two. In My World, you don't get a third strike.
DO IT DO IT!
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Missy! you'll have to e me or text when you get a chance & feel better!
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No one can hear me, my friends!
When I am anointed Emperor, I will outlaw (by fiat, of course) any marriages beyond two. In My World, you don't get a third strike.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
HAHAHHAHAAA OKIE!! HAHAHAA!! shit you have been cracking me the fuck UP lately!!! god damn... TASTE IT!! TASTE MY PAIN BITCH!!! HAHAHHAHAHAA!! ive been quoting you to paige.. HILARIOUS!!
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