The Wedding Of The Year!
If I ever lose my fucking mind and decide to get married, this is exactly the way I want my wedding to look like. Seriously, I will take this video to the wedding planner and tell them to recreate this classy affair down to the plastic crates and knocked up bridesmaids.
On the Fourth of July, Bubba married Pam in the parking lot of a Waffle House in Dacula, GA off of Highway 316/U.S. Highway 29 interchange. Bubba and Pam both work at the Waffle House. She was able to get the day off, but he had to work the morning shift.
They were surrounded by 30 of their closest friends and family who chain-smoked and drank soda throughout the ceremony. The elegant ambiance was completed by a Hank Williams Jr. song playing from the radio of a nearby SUV.
Pam's daddy told The Gwinnet Daily Post, "I think it's pretty redneck myself. But I'm a redneck anyway, so." Shit, then I must be a redneck too, because this wedding is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
There's seriously too much glamour to comment on, but you HAVE to watch the beautiful picture gallery above set to 98 Degrees' "Sunshine After The Rain." This is the kind of shit I dream about at night.
If you can't see the video above, click here to see the pictures.
Thanks L
Pics 11 & 16 are the best-the rings in the waffle & the bride smoking. Class-ay with a capital C. I couldn't see the video, but the pics were enough. I loves me some Waffle House, but this is a bit much. Here's hoping Bubba & Smokey the Bear have a happy life together.
Uh I actually went to Dacula High School with Bubba. Haha. I can't believe this made it onto Dlisted. I've eaten at that WH several times and it is by far one of the most redneck ones I've been to. The pictures are priceless.
Oh my God, I live like 45 minutes from where this wedding was. I had no idea hillbillies of this magnitude existed so close to me!!
WOW-I can't believe I even watched it but how bout the woman/guest with the pink belly shirt on and the little girl picking her nose? Good shit.
I didn't think I had it in me but good luck to them. The fanciest wedding I ever went to resulted in divorce and I know many happy couples who went to the registry office and had a pie and a pint afterwards. I actually feel protective of these people. How odd. Am I growing a heart?
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Well all I can say is at least they live an honest life and make an honest living and all of that was pretty cute if you ask me!
There wasn't anything wrong with this wedding and Waffles kick effin' ass!
Thank God they got married young b/c they're so damn fat that if they don't start breeding soon, they're gonna be dead.
@islandgirl~ Yeah, if I actually do become an adult one day, I will let you know! hehe
@MacKoroni~ snarking on real people is probably not the nicest thing to do, but they did post their wedding with every redneck stereotype imaginable on the internet, so I say fair game.
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "R I C H L O V I N G.C O M " to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things? It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 10, 2008 - 10:02pm.
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Yes--- I've been here for a month! YIKES!! What about you, are you settled yet?
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Póg ma thoin.
islandGirl
Hey hottie! Have you moved yet?
how elegantly trasheriffic...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Why do people have to get all catty about people getting married? They obviously don't have a lot of money and did the what they could. They look happy. Damn. Leave them be.
Hey!Just congratulate them! Sugarbabymeet.cQm is avaliable for you to find your man/girl.
xxyxz!!!
Long time, no see!! ♥
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Good evening whores
Submitted by tangerine on July 10, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Thanks islandgirl! Feel like I am finally becoming an adult. Turning 28 this month, going to be a wife, it's all so exciting!
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Let me know how that feels, will ya? The adult thing, I mean. I have a severe case of arrested development. :)
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Póg ma thoin.
Thanks islandgirl! Feel like I am finally becoming an adult. Turning 28 this month, going to be a wife, it's all so exciting!
Submitted by tangerine on July 10, 2008 - 9:02pm.
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Sounds like a plan to me!! Congrats!!
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Póg ma thoin.
I am getting married in Vegas because we don't want to spend the rest of our lives paying off a wedding debt. I also live at the beach so I guess it didn't sound too exciting to do it here. I love Vegas, lots of trouble to get into. We just booked the honeymoon and ordered the cake. I am sooo excited. As for this wedding, I think they fit every redneck stereotype there is.
I love the cake facial at 1:24.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Charming. *dripping sarcasm*
Weddings like this make me want to live in sin until I die.
HOW FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!! i DON'T KNOW THE HIGHLIGHT??? THE BOX CRATES, CIG IN MOUTH WHILE DOING BRIDES HAIR, THIER SUNDAY BEST?????
~As above...So Below~
NJ pagans
I thought that said Dracula, GA. Perfect for that chick with the bat all up in her boobies.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I agree with M.E.
Expensive weddings are soo overrated. All a girl needs is a beach, the sky, and some chairs.
Oh, and don't forget the open bar;)
But this shit is ridiculous. How she didn't set aflame her bouquet from her ciggie is beyond me.
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Thank you for pot smoking.
So funny! But so fucked up!
Not meaning to show my former 98 Degrees fangirl colors, the song title is actually "Because of You."
Yeah, I need to invest in a gun.
My bad; the t-shirt said 'FATHER forgive them'.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Rocket on July 10, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Thing is, they will probably be married longer than couples that pay $100,000 for their wedding.
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Candy Spelling laid out $1,000,000.00 for Tori's wedding and the spoiled brat complained that her mom did the wedding "on the cheap."
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
Nothing wrong with a lost cost wedding... there's 'cheap' and then there's 'inexpensive'. At least they were fully clothed and looked like they made SOME effort. My wedding (if you can call it that) was a little over $100; went to the J of P and called it a day. Spared me lots of drama and we have no wedding bills to pay off.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
I love how casual everyone is. I mean, it's only their wedding, don't bother to get dressed up, or anything.
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A little guilt goes a long way
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 10, 2008 - 4:53pm.
My cheap ass went and got married in Vegas. I figured if both of us could get through the weekend without engaging in drunken sex with strippers we'd be together forever.
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Youre better than me!
Damn that is some white trash sh-t. I always wondered where those "obese" people were that Americans are known for being, I think I finally found them. They need to lay off the waffles.
I was ok until the 'Jesus, forgive them' tshirt at the end; then I lost it....with LAUGHTER. Was that supposed to mean something? Wow, what a wedding.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
it's not classy but it seems genuine. better than a $100,000 wedding that'll be called off in 5 years.
about the time stamps, it also says it's january. correct me if i'm wrong, but that isn't t-shirt weather even in georgia. i think the camera's off.
bubba and pam's weddinG?? no way in hell anyone in that vid has ever pronounced a G at the end of a word...no way in hell
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
If I ever get married, I'm doing it in a hot tub, buck nekkid, with Nutella and glitter smeared across our backsides'.
And whoever wants to come, has to bring their own Cheese Whiz!
don't ask!
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My cheap ass went and got married in Vegas. I figured if both of us could get through the weekend without engaging in drunken sex with strippers we'd be together forever.
That would have been a helluva lot more entertaining if I had just downed some Jim Beam. Anyway, still pretty damned funny.
Um yeah, "CONGRADULATIONS" Pam and Bubba.
I laugh at celebs, because anyone out right putting themslves out there, deserves for me to laugh at them.I don't laugh at real people who's shoes I am not wearing, but one day you or I might wear. You never know where life could take us. But I imagine that they did the best they could. There is a comment box for a reason. There is nothing that says the comments ALWAYS have to funny and insulting. In this case, NO I DON'T have a sense of humor. And at the end of the day, does any comment made, really matter? nope
LMFAO
That was beautiful.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Maybe it's the redneck ancestry in me speaking, but I thought it was kind of sweet.
I'd rather go to an honest to goodness redneck wedding than one of those overplanned, overproduced, $100,000 tackfests where everyone is expected to fork over some suitably overpriced gift.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
GD! sometimes i really hate being from the south.......*sighs......lights the bong*
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
i expected waffles stacked upon eachother as a bridescake...
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One dollar for eternal happiness?
I'd be happier with the dollar...
as for the time stamp mix-up .. am i the only one that FULLY BELIEVES BUBBA WOULD NOT BE CAPABLE OF FIXING THE TIME STAMP? - i do think it was in 2006 not now .. that last credit page was crap ... the wedding was beautiful and I want to go on record as saying WAFFLE HOUSE IS THE BEST even with cigarette ashes [true story] all up in my stake and eggs :)
Submitted by Rocket on July 10, 2008 - 3:32pm.
You think later Bubba rolled the bride in flour and looked for the wet spot?
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Pigs in a blanket.
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Póg ma thoin.
and someone ... ANYONE ... within a 5-rung generation has access to a camera and a computer? AND knows how to do iMovie??