Thursday, July 10th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
She makes it so fucking easy - Just Jared
A-Rod is Vadge's stalker - Lainey Gossip
It's Squinty Zellweger! - Popsugar
Lauren Conrad can't even slip a nip right! - Egotastic!
"The Greatest Singer in da World" is in a bikini - Hollywood Tuna
Ted Haggard's hooker won't be on "Moment of Truth" - Towleroad
Brit Brit and Vadge to be mummified? The joke tells itself - IDLYITW
What the hell kind of GD outfit is Selma Blair wearing? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Posh vs. RuPaul - Cityrag
CoCo's demure and sophisticated outfit - Hollywood Rag
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Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M *****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
Miley Cyrus needs to cut that dead straw white trash hair--about 10 inches would do it. She knows the cameras are on her. She's grotesque.
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
Miley looks way better in candids than in posed pics.
Don't fuck with Ru, Victoria.
Zellweger is not aging well at all.
Good Lord, don't insult RuPaul by comparing her to Posh.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
SO fuckin disgusting
I hate that miley-the-monkey
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
A-Rod, what a fucking loser!!
What with all the love letters; "I'm in love with her" shit and the 'soul mates' crap?!
Is he 15? Who acts like that?! No really.
What a pathetic fuckface.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
LCT,
Well, i have to thank you. You just explained all the fucked up looks i get all day.
*pulls finger out of butt*
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 10, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Pudge says:
"A-Rod is such a cunt; he just had a baby and he still can't hit in the clutch"
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Did you know taking alcohol up the ass gets you drunk almost IMMEDIATELY and with 10x the potantcy of taking it through the mouth because of no liver interfearance!
Pudge says:
"A-Rod is such a cunt; he just had a baby and he still can't hit in the clutch"
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
I love CoCo. There is just something about her that makes me think she is hella cool. And I saw her and Ice on t.v. once and she was funny and down to earth. Who knew that Celine had a body like that?!? Go ahead lady. She has a cute butt.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Ugh, I feel nauseous reading the gushing comments on Just Jared about this stupid hick.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 10, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Quick, let's play a game. What's everyone's biggest pet peeve??
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Pet peeves. Get over it already. ;p
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
Coco's got a magazine?? Puh-leeze! First, you don't have to be able to act to get a role. Then, you don't have to be able to sing to get a recording contract and finally - You don't have to be able to read to publish a magazine! What will we think of next?
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Clarisse on July 10, 2008 - 2:33pm.
LCT,
My biggest pet peeve? An ichy asshole.
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Ooooo that's a GOOD one. Especially since you can't walk around with your fingers diddling your anus all day long. Well, you CAN, but things might happen. Bad/good things.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT,
My biggest pet peeve? An ichy asshole.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Quick, let's play a game. What's everyone's biggest pet peeve??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
i wish some parents would take their kid's computers away so just jared can just die already. like omg wtf? zanessa? like i love them!
I guess Mad Madge must have seen recent pics of her, if the only way she can look "hawt" is by posing next to a scantily-clad Lackwitney.
yeay for CoCo! Missed her!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 10, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Frito
I am adding Cammy Diaz. Some people find her hot, not me. FUG
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Ooooh, I forgot Pizza Face! Silly Me! I'm gonna add Jessucka Simpleton to that list. She's so annoying and stupid that it makes her unattractive.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 10:07am.
M.E. :
Because the geeks are all downloading internet porn.
Duh!
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DUH!
I am a blonde, so there is my excuse for not remember that.
Damn!
Frito
I am adding Cammy Diaz. Some people find her hot, not me. FUG
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Fuck it!
Who erased the large penis from that pic, damn reverse photoshop!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
M.E. :
Because the geeks are all downloading internet porn.
Duh!
www.myspace.com/triston
ME - that shit drives me crazy.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Off topic - for the love of all things Holy, can someone PLEASE explain to my why, when printing something from your computer, you try to cancel the print job, yet it continues to print al o345762304562975623 pages of the thing you DON'T want printed? Turning it off doesn't help becuase, well, then it just restarts once the printer is turned back on.
Why isn't there a computer geek out there making a program that when you hit CANCEL JOB, it actually cancels the shit?
Sorry, rant over.
Carry on.
Miley's mouth is freaky looking
I have part of a list in my head of the most unattractive women in H-wood and it is as follows : Squinty, My Little Pony Parker, Tori Spelling. Feel free to add to that.
I always laugh whenever someone makes fun of that whole Greatest Singer in the World thing
Does anyone actually buy CoCo magazine?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
ugh. celine= anorexic, pepaw fucking, ego centered, talentless skank. blech
Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 1:57pm.
i loves asses.
that is not an ass i love
I think she is a retarded devil or some shit.
Spun Evil Sugar
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
ahahahaha, I usually hate that drunken stepfather site, but this shit was hilarious:
I was wrong, it happens. Like the time I was drunk and watching fetish porn really loud and the police came to investigate because they got complaints that a girl was being violated or hurt in my apartment. They asked to look around and I let them in because I hadn’t been raping any girls and was just wathing girls getting raped and I told them that the only illegal activity I was doing that day was a lot of cocaine and pointed to my 8 ball. It lead to me getting arrested for cocaine possession, but I got off because they didn’t have a warrant. Those were pretty much my glory days.
HAHAHAHHAAA!! awesome.
hey all!!♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LoLo on July 10, 2008 - 12:51pm.
CELINE IN A BIKI...Puke!
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O - I dunno, she has a cute bum.
The succession of pictures is funny - she's out there in her bikini, walks around, notices the paps and then changes into something more "diva".
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
WHAT
THE.....f.u.c.k. is
COCO
wearing?
*MY EYESSSSSS*
Celine Dion looks like a mummy. Not one of the cool ones but one of the disgusting horse faced ones with their giant teeth all exposed.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
"Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together."
The stuff nightmares are made of.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I hate Just Jared. The people that comment on there too. What a bunch of weirdos!
"I love Miley!"
"I love her <33333"
"She's so pretty!!"
All one liners. Creepy
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Fuck it!
CELINE IN A BIKI...Puke!
"this hard on wont go ooooooooon"
THAT should be what she sings. It is like seeing a muppet taking a shit looking at her with no clothes on man!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I hate this little twat
I am already over the Rod and Vadge debacle
Selma Blair, Laura Conrad and Posh - Who cares?
We need new celebrity blood
Shit Madonna, I'm gonna have to board the anti Vadge bus if you do this shit.
Ok, just for the record - if anyone happens to be taking votes: I do NOT want to see Britney Spears in tiny leather bondage pants. Not anymore, thank you very much.
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
A-Rod loves muscular chicks. This is the only reason I can think of that he would go after Vadge.
Celine doesn't look too bad for her age, but she's rumored to be really anorexic. Don't know if it's true.
I used to like Renee Zellweger. So did the world. What happened?
Speaking of hot tranny messes... CoCo.
Miley Cyrus is such white trash, man.
Gross. I'm glad this main photo is only a side-view. *shiver*
More CoCo, less PP!
www.myspace.com/triston
Haha! That's mean!
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
Brit Brit and Vadge to be mummified? - & shot, stabbed, the vocal cords ripped out, their wombs ripped out, their sewn shut & finally buried 1,000 ft under the earth.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
No words for CoCo's outfit.
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