Friday, July 11th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
I asked you to call the S.W.A.T team, not the T.W.A.T team! - Princess Claire
Runners-up:
Double-HO-7: Plastic-pussy and The Lame Highlights - Watty
Where is Dick Cheney's blind ass when you need him? - NYApples
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Armed and Senseless
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Two minutes after this pic was taken Heidi tried to stab Spencer to death.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Douche-bags.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Yo Spencer!
My boyfriend is a total cheesedick and way into his "handgun" if you know what I mean. He points it at me all the time and lets it go off in my face. A girl can only take so many shots to the grill. What can I do?
Sincerely,
Gag Me and Spacey
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
You just KNOW this is a double homicide that Grissom won't dedicate his life to solving.
Murder/suicide is so hot right now!
*crosses fingers and prays HARD*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Then Spencer turned to Axel Foley and said "When can i have the banana in my tailpipe?"
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
The Hills just shot the shark.
Which one do you think said it first?: Guns are sexy! Let's do guns!
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
Blonde and Blonderer
T.W.A.T.
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
Ok, you two, you look great! Just fabulous!
Here's what were going to do next. I want to get some walking shots...so each you take three steps forward...then turn - a full 180* now....ok, and then, I want to get more movement...so we'll just go with the flow after that...
Ok, you think you got that? Are you ready? Great.
aaaaand GO:
One, two, three, STOP...now Turn...and Aim... and FIRE!
Ah! Beautiful, just beautiful.
That's a wrap, folks!
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
TEAM ATTENTION WHORE! FUCK YEAH!
HA...Ho-dei got the big gun......
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Douchebag can't even hit the tattoo on the small of her back. What makes him think he can come anywhere close to hitting the target?
HA...they really ARE afraid for their lives!!!
Oh and PS...I just threw up my string cheese looking at these two fugly wastrels.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
I shot stupid.
(Noting her clip...)
"Submitted by ocd can be good on July 10, 2008 - 11:05am.
Oh please, let's hope that they aren't firing blanks."
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Let's hope for humanity's sake that he is firing blanks.
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
Locked, Cocked and Loaded, Spencer and Heidi prepare for the next season of "The Hills: Twat Supremacy"
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I would try for the caption contest but I fear tonicbitch has already written the best one!
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I don't know the same things you don't know.
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Oh please, let's hope that they aren't firing blanks.
O.K., now if you turn the gun around and shoot yourself, the magic bullets will go right through you, hit the target, and you will win a prize.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
turn and draw
Mr. & Mrs. Douche.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Hopefully the will reenact the famous "Burr-Hamilton" duel, march ten paces, trun, and shoot each other!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Charlie's Angels Full Twattle
I always knew Heidi had the bigger-uh-gun in that relationship
Empty it all over my face baby.
FUCKING LOSERS!!
He's got a jaw line that goes on for days. He's weird looking.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
The one and only time I want to see him blow a load in her face.
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
Farrah Fawcett has never looked prettier in the Charlie's angels remake. Heidi is not so bad either.
The look on Spencer's face says it all. The headlines will read "Reality TV Stars - Crime of Passion" followed by the bloody details and this same picture.
UGH!!!!
And these twats claim to be Jesus freaks. Fucking turn the guns around and aim at your face bitch and pull the effing trigger!
(not a caption, just got mad)
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Fuck it!
One word...
WHY?
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The Tard Squad
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Walk ten steps, turn around and fire your weapon.