Friday, July 11th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
I asked you to call the S.W.A.T team, not the T.W.A.T team! - Princess Claire
Runners-up:
Double-HO-7: Plastic-pussy and The Lame Highlights - Watty
Where is Dick Cheney's blind ass when you need him? - NYApples
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PLEASE tell me this is a suicide pact
Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and twats do too, if the twats have guns.
(okay, that one was Eddies!)
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
...If only they turn around and face each other and BAM!...*sigh*
Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 10, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Where is Dick Cheney's blindass when you need him?
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
Someone really should go tell them this is a PSA AGAINST guns.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Do America a favor… take two steps forward, turn 180 degrees and shoot the first blond dip shit you see.
Bernardo and Holmolka.
Back together and armed to the teeth.
Lock up your daughters.
No annoying huge flashing avatar, No sig, No way
The Bad and the Ugly. Nothing Good about it.
I KNEW IT! Heidi DOES have a bigger piece!
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
I heard they were doing a remake of Cagney and Lacey. What's it called again? Gag Me and Spacey?
Only shortly after this picture was taken Spencer and Heidi realized they weren't promoting blowdryers.
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
The Twatford Files
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
BLOND...DUMB BLOND
Submitted by Vabrownid1 on July 10, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Village of the Damned 2008
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Children of the Corn 2008!
Charlie's Famewhores!
Not a caption: This looks like the kind of picture that a couple of kids in the 70s would have taken at a fair. Just sayin.
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
too bad nobody told them the guns point the other way.
Attention Whores: For Hire
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Village of the Damned 2008
Spencer soon realized that even holding a gun he couldnt look manly. Heidi on the other hand...
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
Oh look it's the notorious crime duo, Bonnorrhea and Clydemidia.
Look at that scarf. Terrorist!
This is not a quote but I just really want them to blow the others head off in a fight over a stinky didlo.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
An argument for capital punishment.
Unfortunalty the only two fans to show up at their press conference were two faceless targets.
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
Simon says,"On the count of three turn around and shoot each other...one..two...three..."
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Charlie's Anals
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
Agents -000 reporting for doodie.
"Octopussies"
Now if you two could just autograph those targets before we start firing, they'll be worth more. Go on, just slowly walk down there, we'll wait.
Where is Dick Cheney's blindass when you need him?
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Now see this is where Darwin needs to make an apperance. They need to naturaly select themelves off the face of this earth!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The fug, the sad and the ugly.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
Do my bangs make me look like a douche?
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
Tagline: Looks like the worst things to happen to America since 9/11 have returned to settle the feud between them and LC the hard way. No more nice games for these two terrors.
*Camera cuts to Heidi*
Heidi: "Spence, quick, call Ok! Mag and tell them some serious shit is about to go down"!
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Two more reasons for gun control laws.
THE DOUCHEBAG IS OUT!!!!
Lock, Stock and Two Talentless A-holes
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
Hmmm ..... I know you guys were on some show a few years ago, or whatever, but security seriously has to wear their uniforms.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Guns don't kill people, but reality TV does.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
It was a doomed pairing from the start. He has a small pistol and she's a size queen.
Hopefully, like Bonnie and Clyde, they'll get machine gunned while fucking in a stolen Chrysler.
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You are of your own climax.
It was a doomed pairing from the start. He has a small pistol and she's a size queen.
Armed and dangerous Teutonic Twats.
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Posing? What do you mean we're posing? We ALWAYS stand like this!
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
Packing Heat for Jesus.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I asked you to call the S.W.A.T team, not the T.W.A.T team!
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
A Firing Squad's wet dream.
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
Turner & HOOCH 2: Even Bigger Douches
I hope the guns are as empty as their heads.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Somewhere of, Lauren Conrad is holding two toy guns.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I KNEW she was packing way more heat than him!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!