Friday, July 11th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
I asked you to call the S.W.A.T team, not the T.W.A.T team! - Princess Claire
Runners-up:
Double-HO-7: Plastic-pussy and The Lame Highlights - Watty
Where is Dick Cheney's blind ass when you need him? - NYApples
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Dumb and Dumber
blah blah blah - another ploy to raise more millions for two of the most undeserving dumps in our day and age... and to think, it's actually working thanks to Michael K and the ho's on Dlist (myself included)...
I didn't know they let retards have guns!
(No offense to retards)
Although, "you dont know what you have, until it's gone" .... I say we find out.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I didn't know they let retards have guns!
Not for nuthin but I think the lack of bullet holes in that those targets behind them is a pretty apt expression of their careers.
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
'Spencer for hire'...gay orgies, golden showers, bukkake and PI work sometimes.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
GI Joe & Ho LOL
Guns don't kill people, idiots kill people.
"The confederate flag is a red flag." -my friend Sharise
GI Idiots
The Kills
Shitfinger.
He's the twat, the twat with the girly touch.
A twinks touch.
Such a shit finger.
Beckons you to enter his ass of sin
But don't go in.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Law & Order: Special Loosers Unit.
*insert chungcgung sound effect*
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
MTV decides to cash into 'The Hills' market by adapting a spin-off show staring Heidi and Spencer entitled, "Cagney and Lacey: The Next Generation of a dumb ass bimbo and her plastic surgery loving, Olsen twin selling photo of a douche bag."
Mr. and Mrs. Bitch-Ass
"Alright Heidi, now tilt the gun another 85 degrees toward you... Okay, no shhh, that's the way you shoot a gun. Now pull the trigger..." How to kill two bird(brains) with one stone(bullet).
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***I don't fight fair... I use weapons, bitch***
Oh look it's Starsky & Butch -
Hey you figure out whose who!! :)
alright Douche, 5 paces, turn and FIRE! Don't miss this time.
Douchebags of a feather, will pose together.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Fuck the caption, just shoot each other please.
The bullets arent the only dum dums in this pic.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
The highest ranking reality special of all time- MTVs Republican Duel, sponsored by NRA.
Dr. No not these two.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
Spencer must have a tiny dick.
Then End.
Upon seeing this photo, the NRA issued a public apology and dropped all suits. Indeed guns aren't for everyone!
As anti-paparazzi laws were about to be submitted in court, Spencer and Heidi knew what they had to do.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Please say Spencer and Heidi have been sentenced to death by firing squad.
It didn't take much to convince these two to turn and fire after taking 20 paces - they were promised that the paps would be there to document the whole thing and VOILA!
Double-HO-7: Plastic-pussy and The Lame Highlights
If they aim at each other, two wrongs DO make a right!
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Angelina Jolie will be pissed to find out that when she ordered two orphans in dire need, instead she got two orders of caca and wee.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Sphincter and Heiney, agents of Doom.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
Another prime example of how our current government has failed us. Who in their right mind gave these two twats gun licenses????
The MTV created couple's photo shoot went horribly wrong when Heidi and Spencer mistook each other for plastic targets. Unfortunately, the scientists that created them were able to put them back together and make them more annoying than ever.
Hill Street Tools
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1...2...3...DROOL!!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
This is what people in the White Aryan Resistance masturbate to.
Whoever shoots themselves first, wins!
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
turn around, aim, and shoot.
Not surprisingly, Heidi's was bigger and shot further than Spencer's. Sadly, neither went off in their faces.
Is it too much to ask that they shoot each other?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
The only shooting up he's interested in is up a twinks orifice.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
thanks, city barbie... these caption this competitions are so freaking HARD.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
The only problem with this duel is that neither one can count.
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When Spencer and Heidi parents recieved this as their Christmas card, they pondered if It's ever to late for a 20 something year delayerd abortion.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
The Pukes of Hazzard
The tragedy was that neither of them had good enough aim to take each other out.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Law and Mental Disorder
Chlamydia Jane and Bitch Cassidy.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Not a caption: Charleton Heston would roll over in his grave if he saw this.