The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!

This brings a whole new meaning to "Get Smart"

Double Douche Bus

Dear Satan,
I promise my eternal soul in exchange for these two douchebags not to miss each other.
You Humble (I hope!) Servant,
Steve

Naturally, Spencer's is smaller

A source on site for the photoshoot said, "Like omg, these two are so stoopid, they kept pointing their guns at the targets and then reached into their pockets and were throwing the bullets at the targets."

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

the scarecrow and mrs. fucking stupid

Mr. & Mrs. Syphilis

Charlie only needed one to fill his Angel quota, so he went with the girly one ... Heidi loses everytime.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Dumb and Dumber: Fully Loaded

The new ad campaign for better gun control. Needless to say, new gun laws will be passed.

They're preparing for their roles in a straight to DVD remake of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."

Somebody tell me who wears shorts and high heels to a shooting range?

Quick call Drew Barrymore and tell we'd like her to star with us in a new movie idea.

The final contestants of the lower class twit of the year contest pose moments before the last component - the crowd pleasing "Douche Hunt". The results?? Heidi is victorious after a breif moment of clarity and takes Spenser out. Unfortunately the victory is short lived as moments later Heidi catches a glimpse of herself in her gun and shoots herself.

The God Squad - Stickin up for Jesus (like I'm sure he cares)

Spencer challenged Heidi to a duel when he saw that she was wearing HIS denim shorts.
But I'm pretty sure he's firing blanks.

It's sad when she looks more manly holding that gun then he does...Though I have heard rumors that she's the one with the penis...

BlowMe & Clit

The God Squad - Stickin up for Jesus (like I'm sure he cares)

Go ahead make my day. Blow each other away.

All righty then. All set for troll season. Heidi, you can have the pretty one. Leave the granny-dressing uglier little one for me.

"No, there're not loaded, really. This'll be a great 'shoot.' Just walk 10 paces, smile, turn, smile, aim, smile, and fire. Heidi, take your time, concentrate."

Federal law has waived the requirement for target shooters to wear safety goggles and earplugs. Instead, they recently issued a long scarf and 3-inch platform heels mandate.

Mr. and Mrs Smith.

I will join the NRA immediately if these 2 can be target practice.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 10, 2008 - 7:05pm.

El Bastardo on July 10, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by -ohmy- on July 10, 2008 - 6:41pm.
I didn't know they let retards have guns!
(No offense to retards)

Thats ok!

That's it El B., you're my favorite bitch with bits on Dlisted.

WINNER!!! Bitch with bits? Hahahahahahahahaha!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

(not a caption)

Normally I could care less, but I seriously hope those two are reading dlisted today.

Great captions!!

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

If you think Heidi with a gun is a scary sight, try giving her a microphone.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

El Bastardo on July 10, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by -ohmy- on July 10, 2008 - 6:41pm.
I didn't know they let retards have guns!
(No offense to retards)

Thats ok!

That's it El B., you're my favorite bitch with bits on Dlisted.

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

walk 10 paces, turn and FIRE!

Guns won't kill trolls, Spencer and Heidi. Everybody knows you have to squirt them with Mr. Bubble.

'Twats with Gats'

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Wanna save the world? Take three steps, turn, and fire!

Annie Lebowitz "OK kids, now stick your guns up your buns and pull the trigger"

Not caption, but I envy people who can have their photos taken without coming out lookin a pile of dookey. I am not such a bad looking girl, but the camera HAAAAAATTES me. Gawd. I have never seen a good photo of myself, none that I would show anyone. Mostly they come out looking like Miley's bubble gum face :\

Two Words "Double Suicide"

The face and tits of social sterilization.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

"Ok, beautiful, now both of you take two steps forward, turn, nice, ok, now shoot your gun!" Damn, it almost worked

Here's hopping this duel ends in a tie.

Apparently, nothing says "Hard Core" quite like poom poom shorts, and a buttboy.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Murder, You Wish!

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Fucktards fully loaded.

DOY!

Wanted Part 2
Starring : Runt and Cunt

Wanted Part 2
Starring : Runt and Cunt

Submitted by -ohmy- on July 10, 2008 - 6:41pm.

I didn't know they let retards have guns!
(No offense to retards)

Thats ok!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Wanted Part 2
Starring : Runt and Cunt

Double-O Douchebags

Holy shit! I always thought I'd hate snuff films, but this one's got me wondering otherwise!

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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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Douche Hard: With a Vengeance

Is this a duel? Because I don't think either one of them can count off five paces.