The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!

Miami Dyke's CockLick N Stubbs

Thelma and Le Skeeze

Sequel to Brangelina: Mr and Mrs Douche.

The closest Heidi is ever getting to having Spencer "shoot" inside of her.

I didn't think it was possible to make the Hills more disturbing

Now if we could just get them to turn around and use those guns on each other

I can't get over that "badass" look she's trying to make....

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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom

And then we were like at the gun range, and then Heidi was all, "We're taking shots? We're taking shots. We're taking SHOTS?! We're taking shots!" And then we totally took some shots.

Is it any wonder that SHE has the bigger gun?

Wait, so you're telling me to shoot at the flesh colored human shapes that have the grey color on their chests? Um ok, whatever you say, shooting range manager.

Heidi and Spencer take drastic action to get the paparazzi to take their pictures.

Ok, on the count of 3 turn around and shoot each other right between the eyes. 1...2...3 That was the greatest planned photoshoot these two ever came up with.

Holding up the standards for douchebaggery at the Republican National Convention.

Charlie's Assholes

From the makers of "Starsky & Hutch" comes America's newest crime fighting team, "Slutsky & Douche".

Charlton Heston would be proud... of Heidi. Fuck Spencer and his little weiner gun.

Double O Retard!
00 Retard

Beards don't kill careers, Beards with guns kill careers.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

People don't kill people, guns kill people. Come on guns, do your work!

NBC is promoting its new fall line-up, starting with Law & Order: Douchebags Investigation

I always knew Heidi's cock was bigger than Spence's. Whoops I meant glock... OR DID I???

My Speidi sense is telling me that after a night of these two retards shooting, "Speidi" will be forced to shorten it's nickname to "Spe" or "Eidi" or maybe even (crossing fingers) "______".

WOW....Spencer curled his bangs under (hair metal - 8th grade girl hair) for this special photo shoot. Somewhere Corey Haim has been dethroned as King Douche with just the flick of a curling iron!

I knew that Chick was packing more than the retard

*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*

Heidi finally gets to hold something long and hard in this relationship.

Tila Tequila's School Of Pose can have you mastering "the double sided dildo" pose, just like your two favorite douches, in no time!!!

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

I'm sorry, I know where talking about guns and all, but I can't help but notice how gay Spencer's Air Jordans are.

When the photographer yelled "Fire In The Hole", Spencer dropped his pants and bent over and Heidi dropped to her knees and dropped her jaw.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Heidi, why the HELL would you think those wedge sandals would go with that extended clip? GOD that's so 1995.

That's right - start with your backs to each other, then walk ten paces, then put the gun to your own head.

Stretch out arms.

Now turn gun 180 degrees.

Pull the trigger.

Thanks.

Stretch out arms.

Now turn gun 180 degrees.

Pull the trigger.

Thanks.

Stretch out arms.

Now turn gun 180 degrees.

Pull the trigger.

Thanks.

I always knew Heidi's cock was bigger than Spence's. Whoops I meant glock... OR DID I???

Stretch out arms.

Now turn gun 180 degrees.

Pull the trigger.

Thanks.

Douche and Doucher

Starsky and Homo

Let operation “shoot off LC’s beef curtains” begin!

"Dumbnet"

"Dumbnet"

"Dumbnet"

For the future sake of humanity, let’s just hope Spencer’s “gun” is shooting blanks…

What a dilemma! Which hole do you shoot?

"1 Adam 12. See the Douchebags brandishing guns recklessly at the photo shoot. Armed and Stupid."

Cagney and Lacey reunite!

Hill Street Idiots

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, they both wanted big Cocks in their hands not Glocks!!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Damn, Chris Crocker fooled Spencer yet again.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

i want to cap that ass

Coming soon! Lethal Weapon Douche!
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08