Friday, July 11th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
I asked you to call the S.W.A.T team, not the T.W.A.T team! - Princess Claire
Runners-up:
Double-HO-7: Plastic-pussy and The Lame Highlights - Watty
Where is Dick Cheney's blind ass when you need him? - NYApples
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If they were facing each other and pulling the trigger, this picture would be museum worthy.
Armed and doucherous
See what happens when the LAPD keeps relaxing their hiring standards?
Straight up ridic.
Note: not a caption, simply an observation.
oh pleease have a murder-suicide...
oh pleease have a murder-suicide...
oh pleease have a murder-suicide...
Sadly, when the producer asked for "a real pair of boobs" to star in Cagney and Lacey: 2008, this is what he got.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in:
The Most Douchiest Game
on your left, the size of Spencer's gun... on your right the size Heidy would like it to be...
The cover of "Suicide For Dummies".
I see they're reprising yet another lame TV show from the 80's as a movie:
MacGruder and Loud: Malcolm MacGruder and Jenny Loud are two cops, who are partners. Now they fall in love and get married. It seems that regulations state that if two cops are married, they cannot be partners, so they keep this thing a secret from the rest of the department.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
if only someone would put mirrors instead of those target posters or whatever... maybe their twatiness would make them shoot each other....
Keep looking for a while and you'll see as Spencer's hair will come down and shoot'em both..seriously.. that wig looks pretty mad!
It must really be frustrating for the director, every time he yells "now cock, and BLOW" they both drop to their knees.
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if this doesn't work, I really hope their next photo op is a recreation of Romeo and Juliet final act....
Bonie-Ass and Clymydia...
Bonnie and Clyde: Shoot us again!
Only three people were killed during this photoshoot. That's pretty impressive, considering.
Coming this summer to a theater near you: Beverly Hills Twats 2: Armed&Stupid!
Here's hoping that they shot each other in the head five seconds after this picture.
Like shooting fish in a barrel, except these two only smell like fish and the barrel is aiming for them.
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Why is it that my gun is always bigger than yours?
Look out Tango and Cash...it's Anglo and Trash!
always devonly
Mr. and Mrs. Shit, the two most dangerous asshol...assassins alive today. They're armed and fagulous.
Mr.and Mrs. Smith "Part Douche".
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Dumb and Dumber part 3
Mr. and Mrs. Douche
hunting for a "career"
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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both the douche twats
think that they're doing a special "celebrity" appearance for the new Quantum Of Solace movie,
little did they know that they're actually filming
a commercial called "hunting for flesh colored beards & ceiling eyes"
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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If only they were pointed the other way!
Walk 5 steps, turn and FIRE!
Let's hope neither one misses.
If either one of them knew what a "pace" was or could count to 10, we'd be in business.
Now here are two people I wish WOULD play with guns....
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
And they were complaining about not having guns in Disneyland. Things could get a lot worse.
"I think they're cardboard cut-outs. I shot their asses off and they still didn't move."
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The new Summer's Eve really packs a wallop!
Hugs and kisses to all my DL bitches!!!! XOXOXOXO
Double 'o cunts.
Submitted by plethr on July 10, 2008 - 3:49pm.
I'm sorry, I know where talking about guns and all, but I can't help but notice how gay Spencer's Air Jordans are.
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Actually plethr, we wouldn't be caught dead wearing most fashion accessories that heteros call "gay"! ;-)
PLEASE let this be a duel.
Coming Summer 2010 Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in "Unwanted"
Hey Heidi! Your clip's hanging out!
Forcing their way to fame one pullet at a time.
cagney and lacey 2: send in the clowns
Coming this fall on FOX: Douches Wild!
Never has any other crime solving duo been so douchetastic.
After Heidi broke her leg, she forced Spencer to make a decision.
"Well, do you feel lucky punk?"
"Give us 3 million for these photos, Ok!, or we'll do it, I swear!"
There they are.
The two fuckin retarded people lol.
These two think they are acting all the time right?
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Proving once again that Heidi has a bigger one than Spencer
It's so simple; just turn and shoot each other in the head. ; )
The poster children for why the D.C. gun ban should be allowed.
Good, good. Now put them in your mouth, like you're so used to doing with long, hard objects....