The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!

When Spencer said he'll be dressing up as The Lone Ranger in my costume party, I didn't know he'd bring a horse too!

Princess Claire: that was priceless! EXCELLENT JOB!

aww yay! thanks mk!
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!

Heidi needs to take a look in the mirror and see her flat ass. She did the boobs and the nose; now she needs some big ole butt implants. She looks so stupid. She looked better before all of the plastic surgery. Her nose job makes her face look even longer and skinnier. And big head Spencer needs to go bury that head in the sand someplace. These two make me vomit! LOL!

Hooray to the winners!

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Congrats to all and to the team that went thru all 9467564 entries...

Hi Nits!

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

While the overall quality of the captions has gone way up – I think the winners aren’t the best of the best these days… I fault the selection committee!

Congrats all the same.

Just to confirm- Spencer's the plastic pussy, right?

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Pre-suck my genital situation!

Hahahahaha! Congrats to the winners! Those are all great captions! Mornin, Deb!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Congrats to the winners - that was a fun one!

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Mr. and Ms. Myth?

(Jogged from memory of a dlister and changed to fit Heidi and Spencer.)

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Mrs & Mrs Shit

fortunately, spence and lc's romeo and juliet photo-op dalliance ended with two big bangs.

Dumber has not yet figured out that in order to make the gun work, you must fully insert the clip. Dumb is gonna win this shoot off.

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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.

MTV announced today that they are currently in production on remakes of the classic Bond series of films:

-Dr. No, I'm Trying To Be A Christian Now
-From Doucheville With Love
-Boldfinger (it'd have to be!)
-(I Wish He Had) Thunderballs
-You Can't Even Cum Twice
-On His Fucktard's Secret Twat
-Douchebags Are Forever
-Shoot And Let Die
-The Man Who Is Packing None
-The Tard Who Fucked Me
-Yeastmaker
-For These Two Idiots Only
-Awfulpussy
-A View Of Her Hills
-The Overprocessed Highlights
-License To Kill Ratings
-Goldentwat
-Dirtbags Never Die
-One Bullet Is Not Enough
-Die Right Now Today
-'Sleazy 8' Royale

Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol

Unfortunately for her, that's not the only time she's held a 9mm in her hands. At least this one can shoot.

It's difficult to pick sides in this battle of skanky vs evil. We just want them both to win soooo much.

Ok, so there are four target practices. What's the fucking big deal?

If this is the future of our Army, then please shoot me now.

"Let's go hunting for some trolls. Billionaire trolls."

Charlie's Assholes.

Hopefully the safety's off when they point the guns at each other...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

LC's first task as head of the NRA SoCal branch.

I knew Spencer's gun was small!!

Douchebags at 20 paces.

Little did she know that Spencer was only shooting blanks.

Thelma and Louise II

Barbie and Ken are pissed off. Why? Because guns are the only things they are packing. Uh. You have seen their sad excuse for plastic genitalia right? Have some compassion!

Coming to CBS this fall: Charlie's DoucheBags.

Cop killers are only begging for trouble, when they go gunning for TV's only married cops. MacGruder And Loud.
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Yes, I'm obsessed with obscure show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5I4qQDnfI8

Charlie's Assholes

A little to the left....no, your other left....good, now hoooold it....

I don't care who shoots who...lets just put everyone out of their misery

Lock, Stock and Two SoCal Douches

This is why I vote democrat.

'All four targets are so appealing to point at...which to choose?'

Uhhhg! So close. Maybe next time we'll be able to call these the last photos of these two.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship,more on SugarbabyMeet.com

Miami Lice

Snipers from behind in place Sir, Target otherwise engaged in looking pathetic...World peace in 4..3..2..1....

They are so awesome...But someone said they joined the famous online service:
PleaseKillUsCauseWeAnnoyTheHellOutOfEveryoneMostlyOurselves.com,
a place for tired, suicidal reality stars who just don't have the stones to kill one another, then turn the gun on themselves.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

When I blow my whistle, take one pace and then turn around and shoot.

hey! look,we can kinda see ourselves in these! loo-BANG!

Just do it.

The paper targets have more depth than their characters.

Heidi and Spencer illustrate that when you have to force the paparazzi to take your photo at gunpoint; your quest for fame is over before its even begun.

"Dunk?? Dunky honey, where are you??? Mommy and daddy need you to play 'Mod Squad'.

Where's Charlie's 3rd angel?

Stop posing and shoot each other already.