Thursday, July 10th 2008
Spidey Man Is Kind Of Turning Me On
Tobey Maguire and his wifey were trying to get out of a parking lot last night, but a group of paps would not let his ass through. Instead of pulling a Brit Brit and running their asses over, the boring piece of boiled broccoli got all angry and screamed, "Get the fuck out of the way! I can't see! There are cars there motherfucker!" Who knew Tobey had it in him? Totally hot.
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yea that really does make him look hot. and they moved.
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He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
i seriously think i just came...that was so fucking hot...i now have to look at this wonderbread in a whole new way...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
He is handsome.Many men like him would like to go to SugarbabyMeet.c Qm to find their beautiful women.
HAHAHAHA was that him yelling about Spidey senses?!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I could fuck him right now. That was so hot of him. *sigh*
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He should've gone all Red from Seabiscuit on them. Red was badass!
It would have been hotter had he been foaming at the mouth.
And I find the Spiderman movies vastly overrated.
People are just happy to see his webby ass on the big screen.
That's all.
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Wow!
that is a turn on.
I thought he was just another geek
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Looks like he's shouting "Tonight we dine in hell !!"
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
He looks scary
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why doesn't he go to a restaurant where he knows there won't be paps.
like a previous poster said...it's l.a.
build a bridge and get the fuck over it
bitter lil turd
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 10, 2008 - 1:47pm.
James Franco would have made a better Spiderman then this nerd turd
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exactly.
I wonder would he be so mad if everyone stopped going to his movies. Well, people pretty much only went to see Spidermans.
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He gave the papps his O-Face. hahaha
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No appeal whatsoever and the douche behavior sometimes turns me on. He's just not hot, never will be.
He lives in LA I don't feel sorry for him. If he hated it so much he could move. I'm sure Spiderman made him more than enough money to buy a house or an island somewhere. Plus his wife is a Mayer. LB Mayer ran that town in the old days.
Ugh, those paps such fratboy bitches.
"You're messing up my spider sense, Tobey!"
Get a real job assholes.
James Franco would have made a better Spiderman then this nerd turd
That's totally his cum face.
Not once in my life have I EVER thought he was hot.
Now...I would toally hit it.
Team Toby. Run those fuckers over. You have your Spiderman money.
I can't believe I ever capriciously thought this little douchetard was 'cute'...ick. Themz some psycho eyes.
finally someone else who behaves like
i do in traffic.
annoying buzzerazzi. run 'em over.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
GOOD FOR HIM!!! These stupid fucking paps blasting thousands of flshes in your face while you are trying to drive out onto a highway should be given a ticket for interferring with traffic and potential to cause an accident. I would not have the patience not to run these assholes over!
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Those paparazzi are assholes.
But so are most celebs, so it's a wash.
Although I did like him on SNL when he did that yoga skit. That was funny.
I'm with MK, that totally made him hot *fans self*. I'd hit it.
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Too bad he couldn't run the fuckers over. Paps are pieces of shit. And I'm with MJ on this. I got hard watching Tobey get all pissed off. My mantwat snapped a bit too.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Hey when your daddy in law is President and CEO of Universal Studios, you get the lead.
Fuck Spidey anyway! It's almost BATMAN time!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Gold star for Lolo. I know, it's fuct. Franco would have been such a stud as Spidey.
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 10, 2008 - 1:03pm.
angel_i: Bjork does indeed rule any and all paparazzi encounters. I could watch that video all day.
MargeAggedon: Supposedly, Jame Franco was the original pick to play Spiderman. Someone in the studio was vieing for Tobey, claiming James was to edgy and dark and would ultimately wind up in controversial indie movies. The power of persuasion is strong. I could have and would have preferred a James Franco Spidey. You?
HIS WIFES DAD DID THAT SHIT!!!!!
SUCKS!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
hmmm... just saw the clip.. he doesn't seem THAT repulsive
Oh well, *shrugs*, still loath him.
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
I don't know, it seems like a justifiable reason to be angry to me. I think it would be hard to control the urge to simply run those fuckers over.
Itchy bitchy spider.
Submitted by Countess Olenska on July 10, 2008 - 11:58a
He had fans? Yikes. They probably deserved more than just getting a camera slapped out of their hands, lol.
He should have Taser them!
Nice dewey lips.
Steroids much?
angel_i: Bjork does indeed rule any and all paparazzi encounters. I could watch that video all day.
MargeAggedon: Supposedly, Jame Franco was the original pick to play Spiderman. Someone in the studio was vieing for Tobey, claiming James was to edgy and dark and would ultimately wind up in controversial indie movies. The power of persuasion is strong. I could have and would have preferred a James Franco Spidey. You?
You know, I'm an advocate for reason and shit, but anyone familiar with physiognomy (not sure it's spelled this way in english??)? - If we knowledgable in that field and we were to analyze his ugly mug, I'm sure we would reach the conclusion that this scumbag is a really bad person.
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
His wife has nice titties in that picture
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
what's amusing about the photo is that toby looks like a mad horse
The only reason i watched Spider Man was for James Franco.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I am a good person, I am. But something deep inside of me is beleaugered by an immense urge to slap this ugly ass motherfucker right in the face. I hate this arrogant stupid prick midget son of a bitch. Remember him slapping the camera out of some fan's hand? Yeah, eat shit, Tobey.
The Ultimate Douche.
..jerk
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
Whoever took this photo captured the essence of his mouth being wide open.
Five foot two, eyes of blue,
da da da da da da da
has anybody seen my gal?
I have heard things through the grapevine about this guy being kind of a loose cannon before. This isn't shocking, it's amusing.
This would have been an awesome Caption This....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I'd yell too...blocking his car? So stupid....someone deserves to have their foot run over...
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
He always reminds me of a college kid who hasn't shaved or bathed for days, eats cold pizza every morning and wears the same stupid grey jacket to bed and as his daily clothing.
lol
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who wouldnt scream at the paps? they're really retarded human beings. 'toby i'm losing my spidey senses' is repeated over and over. hahaha dumbasses. they dont get the job of snapping pic's of celebs for thier wit, that's certain
It's really pathetic the way the paps deliberately try to provoke a celeb just to get a pic.
I can't blame him though. If I were a celeb, I think I would hate the paps too. I mean, they ARE scum
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Fuck it!