Thursday, July 10th 2008
Meth Face Married The Nanny
Remember Ethan Hawke? Yeah, me neither. Well, he got married to his knocked up girlfriend, Ryan Shawhughes, three weeks ago. People reports that the two twats are expecting a baby girl soon. This Ethan's second marriage.
Ryan and Ethan met while he was still married to Uma Thurman. She worked as their nanny. They claim they started dating after he divorced Uma. Uh...huh...and I don't slather apple butter on myself hoping my dog licks it off. I'M JOKING! Don't call Peta!
Hopefully, dumb bitch Ryan is smart enough not to hire a nanny for their new baby. And if her lazy ass insists on getting one, she better hire a 300lb toofless beast.
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I've never understood how people can marry the person who cheated to be with them.
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Ethan is a skank of the highest order.
His skankness came out when he mentioned in a TV interview that he kept his old apartment he had before he married Uma because HE couldn't get ANY work done with the kids running around the house!
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Makes you wonder why anyone in Hollywood would even use a nanny nowadays...they either screw the hubby, sell their ‘stories’ to the press or sue their employer.
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Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:24am.
Uhhh...more like ONE of the women he cheated on his wife with! This ho wasn't even the one who broke up the marriage! That was some Canadian model name Jill or something.
I read somewhere that the nanny has his initials tattooed on her arm near a picture of a key and lock. That's never a good sign!
My friend's husband of many many years dumped her to get with his coworker. He recently married the coworker and they are expecting a child. This is the same woman that my friend found emails from her husband to saying he wants to do her in every hole. What a catch. I tell my friend she's lucky to be rid of the creep.
PS Ryan, that's an ultra-klassy tattoo you have on your shoulder. You are the epitome of old-school Hollywood glammer, stile, and grase.
Yeah, because marrying the woman you cheated on your wife with is going to be a lasting relationship.
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Trust.
You know, there is an old Italian saying that goes something along the lines of-- if you are going to cheat on your wife at least make sure the mistress is better looking.--
Obviously Ethan is NOT Italian. Seriously-- this bitch looks like a trashy hillbilly.
You look like... a doily.
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wow. nice tats
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He's so skanky looking. If he weren't famous, I'd think he was your average hillbilly meth addict from Alabama. You know, the kind who's mugshots you see on the 6 o'clock news.
The sign says do not feed the pigeons, but she's pregnant!
I never understood this guys appeal. He can't act and he's fug. Uma did the right thing by throwing his homely ass out the door.
Any woman under 35 with two titties can probably vouch for the sleaze that is Ethan Hawke.
So did she win the jackpot?
More like crackpot.
Make that meth.
Uma got all the hot mileage out of him, then fled to bigger rocks.
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Do nanny stories ever have a wholesome ending?
Yeah! Did he dump Uma for that homley thing?. Nice!. Uma doesn't seem like a high-maintenance diva and if she's not, then I have no clue why would he dump her for the nanny. The nany is worse than average, she looks like he rescued her from the trailer park.
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She must suck a mean one.
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clearly Uma was too much woman for this nelly
butt ugly people bumping thie butt uglies and making butt ugly babies who will wear butt ugly clothes.
butt ugly
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Wow, nice T-shirt you got on there girl!
*blink blink*
*yells* Home Wrecker!! *kicks in leg* *runs off*
"Uh...huh...and I don't slather apple butter on myself hoping my dog licks it off. I'M JOKING! Don't call Peta!"
Sucio!
He left Uma for that?
Anyway, even if they hire a toofless beast, he'll be all over that shit. Especially is she doesn't have no teef. lol
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Fuck it!
Are you sure it wasn't Ethan who married the meth-face?
-Uma Thurman > Ryan Shawhughes to the 80th power
first class skank!
nice cheesy shoulder tats and tacky mervyn's dress. ew.
Hey, that's my bike!
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