Meth Face Married The Nanny

Submitted by NovaNightly on July 10, 2008 - 9:48am.

love the egyptian wings concept! I just got another tat and it is an ancient goddess symbol and I was torn between that and a carving of Isis with her wings. I love the symbolism of tats and the holier than though stick-in-butt havers who bitch and bitch about it irritate me more than the trolls.

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Sort your fucking life out, mate.

Ethan actually cheated on Uma with someone else --the story that they started dating after the marriage was/is true.

As for her being the nanny -- oh well. At the hotel where we were staying for negotiations, they had an au paire convention and I kid you not, being 18 and blond must be a job requirement. There was not one girl who looked what I consider normal, let alone ugly. Hire at your own risk , I say.
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mmmm apple butter... most interesting part of that whole post

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Sort your fucking life out, mate.

Submitted by Sheeps: "Where I live, a lot of well-off couples try to hire young, attractive nannies, almost as a lifestyle accessory,"

That's my sister. She's gorgeous with a perfect body. She's been with the same family for almost 14 years, working summers and weekends, etc.

The wife isn't worried because her husband works ALL the time (hedge fund mogul). And when he isn't working, he's playing golf. And he's fat and hairy.

Sometimes the wife takes my sister out with her and her friends to bars. She tries to set her up with their rich friends. It's a weird relationship.

Tramp stamps!!!!! lmao. Yeah..i have one....or three...

I do have a set of egyptian wings across my upper back with my twin sons names tattooed underneath each wing. :D

Tattooing your kids names is A-OK in my book....tattooing your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/hoochies name somewhere...and big NO NO.

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I doubt she cares if he cheats...she's just in it for the money. And don't good nanny agencies screen? This chick looks so stupid you understand now why they have to draw pictures on the sides of buckets and bags warning of various dangers.

I dunno. To me, they look like they got many happy years of nose diving ahead of them.

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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 10, 2008 - 6:45pm.

"Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 10, 2008 - 10:33am.

Because they are so egotistical they believe no one would dare do it to them. "

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It must be, that or some women just believe whatever they're told.

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Wishful thinking probably has something to do with it too. "It'll be different with ME...because I'M special..."

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

oklahoma:

I'll just ask...

"Excuse me, but do you have the cock, the clit, or the cock & clit combo?"

And no true slut gets 17,000 tattoos and piercings in plain view for everyone to see.

I've got four...and counting.

www.myspace.com/triston

Tattoo's dont necessarily equal white trash.
Angelina's tattoos? Surprisingly not trashy. Getting a tattoo of a dolphin with sunglasses holding a Mai Tai (and yes, I know someone with this on his chest)? TRASHY. A tattoo of your children's initials? Not trashy. Flaming skull on your bicep? Trashy. Etc etc

Submitted by monkeypaw on July 10, 2008 - 5:48pm.

He is such slag.

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Men aren't slags. Men are annoying, worthless cunts.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Unfortunately,

I liked Ethan in Training Day, but that was a good flick.

I have a tatoo..in a hidden place. I'd like another one to tell you the truth

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Fuck it!

I used to do childcare.

It's funny how some people won't hire you if you're too ugly, because they don't want to look at you, but they also won't hire you if you're too attractive, for obvious reasons.

I was usually "too ugly" because of having a few extra pounds. Some of those bitches are so fat phobic. You'd think they'd have wanted me to stand next to them so they could look skinnier. It's just as well though; kids of people like that are ALWAYS screwed up and a pain in the ass to babysit.

My favorite kind of people were the sunburned, beer-swilling slobs who didn't bother to disguise the fact that they were getting away from their kids as fast as they could. "Hiheretheyarewe'llbebackinfourhourshavefunbye!"
Those were ALWAYS the people who stayed out drinking all night after telling me they'd only be gone the required four hours. But that was cool with me, because I was getting paid.

The ones I hated most were the type-A control freaks. Always skinny and blonde and humorless. The "Oh my god, I've never left my children with ANYONE before, how do I know you're not a child molester?!?" kind of people. I hated parents who took more of my energy to look after than their kids did.

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

"And if her lazy ass insists on getting one, she better hire a 300lb toofless beast."

You got that right, MK. How you get 'em is how you lose 'em. Divorce numero dos coming in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Uvula, Bradiful-

Taking Lives-

I saw that movie in the theater, and I was so creeped out by it- not because of the story line, but because I was with two guys. When that sex scene came on-- ugh.

It was so awkward to watch. But so are all her sex scenes.

Maybe Ethan and her can chase the dragon together...

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Sitting directly across from androgynous people like this will make you question your sexuality.

And I thought I had answered all those questions!

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YOu are killing me here!!! uhm.. Make her/him do th Bend and Snap from Legally blonde, if person has no clue, then its a he. well no that might not work, could be one of those transgenders you were talking about.. SHucks!! You're on your own..

Also love the pigeons sign in the background...

dick on July 10, 2008 - 12:45pm.
dang, there are too many rules in that park. shit.
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you are a funny one

TEAM UMA

He is such slag.

Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 9:31am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 10, 2008 - 8:27am.
Why's it always gotta be about the tattoos? Geez. Oh yeah...im in Dlisted....

(shows tattoos...and waits for shit talking)

;P lol
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I'm all for tattoos, but I like women who place their tattoos in places that can be hidden.

I've got 3 myself. Addimg more soon
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With the exception of my wrist bass clefs which are small...all of my tattoos can be easily hidden. I have 8 total. Will probably get more...lol.

Still...i just dont care for people assuming that someone is white trash because they have a tattoo. (In Ryans case...her actions speak louder than her tattoos...lol)

I bet most of you have a tattoo somewhere...on your no-no places probably...lmao. *winks* I wont tell.

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"Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 10, 2008 - 10:33am.

Because they are so egotistical they believe no one would dare do it to them. "

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It must be, that or some women just believe whatever they're told.

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dang, there are too many rules in that park. shit.

This guy's teeth has always ruined his hotness for me....can't get past it.

I have been a Nanny/PA for 14 years, and I could always tell when the wife wouldn't hire me because of my looks......I would never even try to steal a husband, but they weren't taking any chances....

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-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom

CLARISSE!!!!!!!!! Hey ho WTF you at???

Off topic - I minimized that pic of Johnny on my toolbar....keep opening it about every 2 minutes for a refreshing peek.

I used to think Ethan Hawke was cute circa Dead Poet's Society, but I also had a crush on Luke Perry.

My boss is looking at me right now like I'm wasting his money. He is an older but very elegant looking Asian man. I wonder if he's gay. My loss if he is.

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double-post. sorry.

Sitting directly across from androgynous people like this will make you question your sexuality.

And I thought I had answered all those questions!

www.myspace.com/triston

tell me they don't look like like an episode of cops? they've got all the right ingredients:

* dirty dyed blonde hair: check!
* nasty colored tattoos on shoulder: check!
* pasty, flabby legs: check!
* filthy hanes t-shirt: check!
* mini football from gas station mini-mart: check!
* walmart 10k gold chain: check!
* $10 tankdress: check!
* pregnant belly gained from cheating man: check!
* fug grey wrangler cords: check!
* played-out facial hair: check!
* greasy mellencamp-style hair: check!

i feel sorry for the kid and the dog. they're hiding from the cameras so nobody sees them with these dirty skanks.

the only thing uglier than a cheater is the pig he or she cheats with. this picture is proof! yucko!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 10, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Ryan Phillipe gave off that same pussyboy "can't handle my more famous wife" vibe to me.
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So true!
It reminds me of this guy I briefly dated---I worked; he didn't. When we went to the mall, I paid for his stuff. He would walk up to me like I was his mom and ask me to buy something. It was pathetic. The relationship didn't last long. That song by TLC "Scrubs" always played in the back of my head.

I hope Ethan got a pre-nup, because this bitch will take him for what little he has left.

ISprainedMyUvula on July 10, 2008 - 12:35pm

I am special slow today, so lemme see...

Ethan was in Taking Lives and so was youknowwho, *looks over shoulder*, and dingding, CONNECTION made, right?
Yes i actually saw that movie and was not impressed.

I did make that connection, right?

On T: The above post was about Ethan, so I was on topic.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 12:37pm.
kdracofan:

Warning. I'm having caffeine!
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*panting away* AHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
YEAH Babyyyyyyyyyyyy!

(I love when you talk to me like that)

kdracofan:

Warning. I'm having caffeine!

www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by tonicbitch on July 10, 2008 - 12:29pm.
I've never understood how people can marry the person who cheated to be with them.
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I'm not sure either. Women can sometimes be catty with each other, and I think maybe it's the sense of feeling like you won the prize and the dude picked you over all the other women he can be with.
Maybe it's flattering for a little bit, but I'd be so paranoid it'd happen again! Also, I would be thinking the whole time that I'm with a man of low character. Then again, some women don't care about that.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 10, 2008 - 11:34am.
Birds of a cheatin' skanky feather....
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Is that a Taking Lives reference? ;)

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Testify, TheBreakdown .

So what are they going to name the baby?

Birds of a cheatin' skanky feather....

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

B.C. - Before Crackery, Ethan was good-looking and had a good future.

Then he hit the pipe, and Uma hit the door.

That's a smart woman.

www.myspace.com/triston

He left a rich pussy for a dumb pussy. What a dumbass

Submitted by tonicbitch on July 10, 2008 - 12:29pm.

I've never understood how people can marry the person who cheated to be with them.
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Because they are so egotistical they believe no one would dare do it to them.

I can't wait until karma bites Sienna Miller in her herpes ridden ass!

Now see, this is a skank match made in skank heaven. I can't wait to see their tattooed and ear-pierced toddlers!

Yep, always a good idea to marry an adulterer.
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Submitted by The Real Mimi on July 10, 2008 - 11:31am.
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Ryan Phillipe gave off that same pussyboy "can't handle my more famous wife" vibe to me.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 10, 2008 - 8:27am.
Why's it always gotta be about the tattoos? Geez. Oh yeah...im in Dlisted....

(shows tattoos...and waits for shit talking)

;P lol
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I'm all for tattoos, but I like women who place their tattoos in places that can be hidden.

I've got 3 myself. Addimg more soon.

Tattoes, homewrecker....

Oh yeah- this is an Ethan Hawke thread, not and Angelina thread. Gosh, easy to get confused.

I think that nanny and Angie could be best friends, though. snorts

I used to love Ethan (esp in Gattaca- hot!) but then he lost his hot. Sad face. And a cheating man always looks skeezy to me, no matter how attractive he may be (Jude Law, I'm looking at you).

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 10, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Ethan is a skank of the highest order.

His skankness came out when he mentioned in a TV interview that he kept his old apartment he had before he married Uma because HE couldn't get ANY work done with the kids running around the house!
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I'm surprised he said that because I'm not sure how much work he even does! What does he do? I think Uma was the breadwinner in that family. Probably hurt his ego, and now he has someone that is more "beneath" him that he can act macho too.

If she's smart she'll hire a stud nanny and let meth face daddy sweat when he's away from home.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Once a cheater....always a cheater.

I think he realized he's too ugly now to get anyone better than the nanny.

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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats

Where I live, a lot of well-off couples try to hire young, attractive nannies, almost as a lifestyle accessory, since the nannies are going to be shopping, taking the kids to soccer and karate, helping out at parties, even watching the kids during a restaurant dinner. The downside is obvious.

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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?

Dear Ryan,

How you get a man is how you lose a man.

Sincerely,
Common Fucking Sense

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Pre-suck my genital situation!