Thursday, July 10th 2008
Meth Face Married The Nanny
Remember Ethan Hawke? Yeah, me neither. Well, he got married to his knocked up girlfriend, Ryan Shawhughes, three weeks ago. People reports that the two twats are expecting a baby girl soon. This Ethan's second marriage.
Ryan and Ethan met while he was still married to Uma Thurman. She worked as their nanny. They claim they started dating after he divorced Uma. Uh...huh...and I don't slather apple butter on myself hoping my dog licks it off. I'M JOKING! Don't call Peta!
Hopefully, dumb bitch Ryan is smart enough not to hire a nanny for their new baby. And if her lazy ass insists on getting one, she better hire a 300lb toofless beast.
Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on July 10, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Ethan's gf looks cheap from head to toe, the hideous tattoo makes her look even trashier. I'm surprised they married. This is the only picture I've seen of either of them smiling when together.
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i was thinking the same thing...every picture i've ever seen of them, one or both are scowling and they're never close.
i have a feeling that this douche is still competing with Uma...she's getting married, too, isn't she? Except she looks a hell of a lot happier with her new fiance.
Oh well...it's only a matter of time before he cheats on this one, too. Not that i think she'll care too much...she'll take her child/spousal support and live better than she ever wouldve if she never met him.
btw...him before 2004ish, i'd definitely have hit it. now, definitely not.
He's a big star. I am his big fan. I saw him dating on a FREE & HOT celebrity&millionaire dating site called '' ~ R I C H L O V I N G.C O M''. Seems he is hooking up with a hottie. The girl is from California. Very soft and sexy.
both are dirty and gross...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Man you are on fire today another hysterical quote.
Uh...huh...and I don't slather apple butter on myself hoping my dog licks it off. I'M JOKING! Don't call Peta!
dlisted is the best on the web!
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
I thought you were up on the gossip? Everyone in NYC knows that Uma left him first.
He's just gross. Disgusting. Dirty and over-rated.
Kid in my drama class. Peanut Butter. Balls. Animal Abuse Charges.
Uhmm to the blogger:
Dont worry.
I've dont that too.
Nah lol j/k
These two can suck each others ear!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
damn, why is she always walking behind him?
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Karen-
I knew that about alcohol and the ass-
a man died recently by giving himself an alcohol enema. His intestine absorbed the alcohol very fast, and he died from alcohol poisoning.
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Wow. Just when you thought you'd heard it all. Personally, I enjoy the slow process of getting drunk, so ass-drinking is not for me. Plus, ummmm, wouldn't it kind of burn?? Especially if you ain't used to 'ahem' fluids in your ass????
He went astray on Uma with THAT thing? I saw Uma in person once, about 10 years ago- with not a shade of make-up and she was insanely gorgeous.
This skeezers tats look trashy and lame, especially the one under the bombastic colored monsrosity on her upper arm.
Her skankocity levels mirror his.
I say this is the perfect goddamn couple.
May they last forever in skank bliss!
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@KF and Thaly, im not a troll..ive been here awhile now and my post are semi-funny, not hurtful, but I keep getting deleted for some reason that I cant explain. If youre going to put alchy up your butt, u definately have 2 b careful because whereas something like 18 beers down the mouth will give u alchy poisoning....it only takes 3 or 4 to do the same thing in the butt!!!
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Submitted by Conway Twatty on July 10, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Here's a free internet (((((HUG))))) for vous (genital warts/herpes free).
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Thanks for the hugs!
Breakdown- lol. Poor Brigitte.
Alright, I'm learnin' the signs of them thar trolls. I gots to keep edumacating myself.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Conway Twatty on July 10, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Hon, is your self-esteem so low that you need to pick a fucktarded internet fight with Viva? Let it go, baby. Eh?
Here's a free internet (((((HUG))))) for vous (genital warts/herpes free).
-BTW, Conway is FUG and probably has the same nasty pit stink and stank breath as Ethan.
I am 'tat' free but there are some gorgeous tats on people and I certainly don't hate on that. We own our own skin, we live in it but just remember, that butterfly tat is gonna sag eventually so be prepared for that back tat becoming a crack tat. :)
Everyone's 25 is not the same.
And from yesterday's post, we KNOW everyone's 44 is not the same.
Right, Brigitte?!
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thlaly, there be trolls in them thar hills
ignore, it hurts less that way
I'm off to lunch
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Karen-
I knew that about alcohol and the ass-
a man died recently by giving himself an alcohol enema. His intestine absorbed the alcohol very fast, and he died from alcohol poisoning.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Twitty, I disagree. I'm 21, and I need to wait.
My mother waited with my father, married, to have my sister and me. They spent three years just being married, working, and getting enough money before they had us.
Why is 25 a magical age to you?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Viva, why the hell is Conway Twitty's sig telling you he has something to tell you? Everytime I read it, I think it's his post. Who the hell is this guy?
Unconfuzzle me!
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I don't know about the Viva thing, but I would really like to hear the story about how they figured out the alcohol up the ass thing.....
The nanny looks like she is related to the Spears clan; def down home trashy.
I've seen homeless people in St James Park look more put together than these two.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 11:54am.
KF - let's call trucies because all this heavy talk is bumming me out! We're here for happy happy joy joy times
*does ren & stimpy booty bump*
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Trucies called. Definitely NO Do-Overs!!!
ON TOPIC: Ryans shoulder tattoos do NOT look classy....this i can agree on. Yes, she helped to wreck a home and family...but shes making up for it by marrying the guy...see, she's patching things up!! lol.
STILL ON TOPIC:
There is some truly beautiful tattoo art out there. As for my friend who has a stupid birds decapitated head tattoo...DUMB!!! Still...i dont tell him that...its his thing so i STFU.
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Viva, why the hell is Conway Twitty's sig telling you he has something to tell you? Everytime I read it, I think it's his post. Who the hell is this guy?
Unconfuzzle me!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Oh, theres bad juju in in this thread.
OnT:Any 25 and up woman who says, they rather "wait" to have chilins is playing the fool for someone.
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Viva, I have something EXTREMELY interesting to tell you but, I feel it wouldnt be ok to tell u if u dont wanna hear....so if you wanna know...and believe me you wanna know, let me know.
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Did you know taking alcohol up the ass gets you drunk almost IMMEDIATELY and with 10x the potantcy of taking it through the mouth because of no liver interfearance!
ON TOPIC: Ryans shoulder tattoos do NOT look classy....this i can agree on. Yes, she helped to wreck a home and family...but shes making up for it by marrying the guy...see, she's patching things up!! lol.
STILL ON TOPIC:
There is some truly beautiful tattoo art out there. As for my friend who has a stupid birds decapitated head tattoo...DUMB!!! Still...i dont tell him that...its his thing so i STFU.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Viva, I can teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Happy! Happy! Joy! JOY!
Speaking of eggs, Ethan's rotten egg breath scares the hell outta me.
KF - let's call trucies because all this heavy talk is bumming me out! We're here for happy happy joy joy times
*does ren & stimpy booty bump*
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 11:30am.
Karen, she can say whatever the fuck she wants about it, it's her opinion, and we ALL HAVE A RIGHT TO THOSE, but it seems to me that more often than not, while voicing her opinion on this particular subject, she does so in the most subversive and rude way possible, so DOY, I am going to respond in a similar manner.
And for the record, I agree with mig on A LOT of issues and don't consider a differing of an opinion cause to be an asshole to other posters at all times, but this is not the first time that shit has reared its ugly head, and frankly it's a little irritating. OPINION.
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That may be so, but even though I am on here a lot, I have never read any of those comments from her, and I am sure many others here haven't either. All we have to go on is what she posted and your response. Sure, she wasn't exactly Albert Schweitzer in her posting, but when you have a POV like hers about the subject it can get frustrating to keep reading comments about it on a thread that is unrelated.
Yup, we are all guilty of unrelated comments, and I try to just ignore them, but she chose not to. And you know, sometimes comments are not entirely directed at the person who started the topic. She expressed an opinion about tattoos which you seemed to take a bit too personally, that's all. With the history you mentioned, maybe that's understandable, but unfortunately I don't have a photographic memory, especially for things I haven't even read.
Different strokes for different folks.
Of all my friends, I am the one with the least amount of tattoos/piercings/body modifications.
And they can keep ON beating me!
I have a few male friends with sleeves and they look great - but not for me.
I have one female friend with her chest and shoulder done and it looks great on her (but then again, she could look good in tin foil) but again - not for me.
I'll get some more, however. They're addicitive.
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"Meanwhile, this couple looks like they might work well together.... in their meth lab."
BWAH! Awesome.
"I think people should be careful what they say about the kinds of people who have tattoos. Every kind of person in the world gets them, not just douches, prison bitches, trailer trash- my next door neighbor, mothers, singers, receptionists, - all kinds of people get them. Sort of like getting piercings."
I couldn't agree more. I don't have a tattoo either, but the stigma that used to be associated with them just doesn't exist anymore.
A girl I worked with had a sleeve tattoo. It was really well done and I thought it was completely bitching.
Some tattoos on women can be nice, mainly the smaller, subtle ones. I tend to hate large arm pieces. I once saw an older lady on the subway and she had a bunch of tats. It just looked terrible. Likewise, I hate sleeves on men. Did anyone read how Pharrell Williams is having new skin grown for him to cover his tattoos, that he is now regretting? New skin!
Ethan's gf looks cheap from head to toe, the hideous tattoo makes her look even trashier. I'm surprised they married. This is the only picture I've seen of either of them smiling when together.
Thanks, Nova.
Meanwhile, this couple looks like they might work well together.... in their meth lab.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 11:35am.
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Thanks for that...well said.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
I don't have any tattoos, but I think they look nice on other people.
I could never see myself with one. Plus, I am studying to be an opera singer and visible tattoos and classical music don't mix because it takes a long time to cover them up with make up. (the dress rules of classical music.... ugh... don't get me started)
I think people should be careful what they say about the kinds of people who have tattoos. Every kind of person in the world gets them, not just douches, prison bitches, trailer trash- my next door neighbor, mothers, singers, receptionists, - all kinds of people get them. Sort of like getting piercings.
Some piercings are extreme- huge chin rings, blah blah blah, and it's cool for those that get them, but it took me until I was 20 to get up the courage to pierce my ears.
All I am saying is that tats, like any body art, can be done in many different ways and by many different kinds of people. Don't judge.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
People are free to express their opinions. Some people like tattoos, some think they are trashy. However, if you choose to express your opinion like a bitch, expect to be treated as such. Simple as that.
Gawd...I like tattoos and have them...but I'm NOT trashy...and I'm NOT a prison bitch. Some people are so effing rude and dense. What a dumbass thing to say.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Karen, she can say whatever the fuck she wants about it, it's her opinion, and we ALL HAVE A RIGHT TO THOSE, but it seems to me that more often than not, while voicing her opinion on this particular subject, she does so in the most subversive and rude way possible, so DOY, I am going to respond in a similar manner.
And for the record, I agree with mig on A LOT of issues and don't consider a differing of an opinion cause to be an asshole to other posters at all times, but this is not the first time that shit has reared its ugly head, and frankly it's a little irritating. OPINION.
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Migraineuse:
I object!
Only a select 17,000 people have gotten to see any of my piercings/tattoos.
And why hire a nanny when you can have 3 kids and make them the slaves?
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 10, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Exactly. Someone should be eating some crow about now.
DOY!
Viva, I think it's a case of halitosis. You, madamoiselle, are correct!
Eww.
WHA? no one hijacked anything on this thread. the talk about tattoos was ONTOPIC.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 10, 2008 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 7:31pm.
To each his own. I see tattoos and I think "douche" and/or "prison bitch", not "glorious artistic expression of individuality".
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I agree. Unless you have served our nation in some capacity (in which case I give tattoos a pass) or they are somehow a part of your cultural heritage (and no, "Kiss Me I'm Irish" doesn't count) then I think they look terrible. Sorry, I just do. Like everything, there are degrees of "terrible" and this skanks shoulder tattoo just screams trash.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 10:56am.
It's a tattoo, and since person A having one has absolutely no affect on person B, why should person B have sand in their vag about it?
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VLL-Personally, I could not care less if person A has a tattoo. You are correct that it doesn't affect me at all. However, like all personal choices it reflects on the person making it, and it's unfair for those with tattoos to expect those that dislike tattoos not to say so. If you like your tattoos then I say more power to you, but I also think that Migraine has a right to say she doesn't. Fair?
Ethan H. is fug. Never saw his appeal.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 10:31am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 10, 2008 - 9:48am.
love the egyptian wings concept! I just got another tat and it is an ancient goddess symbol and I was torn between that and a carving of Isis with her wings. I love the symbolism of tats and the holier than though stick-in-butt havers who bitch and bitch about it irritate me more than the trolls.
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Amen Sister!
I too debated on getting the whole Isis with wings...but since i had a small celtic ring with a music note in the middle already in the area i wanted the tattoo....i had wings created to fit around the ring. Then i had my beautiful sons names put under each of the wings. I LOVES it!! The wings are drk blue and light blue with some magenta. PURTY! :D
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
oh I know, dot. He seems like he has horrible BO and cheese teeth. Not Hot.
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 10, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Mig, it takes at least 5-10 other commenters commenting on the supposed ‘hijacker’ of said thread to hijack a thread which really means nobody is innocent eh?
Ethan H. grosses me out. I don't know what it is but for some reason he just looks like he stinks in a real bad way.
um... ok. Thank you for proving my point that instead of simply having an opinion on something some people have to evoke the douchiest most condescending tone they can muster up to respond to 6 or 7 posts about a topic they tend to disagree with. Chillax, man. It's a tattoo, and since person A having one has absolutely no affect on person B, why should person B have sand in their vag about it?
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 7:31pm.
To each his own. I see tattoos and I think "douche" and/or "prison bitch", not "glorious artistic expression of individuality".
Personally I think the only thing skankier than getting tattoos is bragging about them. Some people like them, some people don't, but hijacking a thread to imply that sticking globs of ink into skin with little needles somehow makes people with tattoos cooler, better or more special than others is unlikely to change anyone's mind. I realize that I won't change *your* mind by telling you this either. But, whatevs.
Personally I'm a bit tired of the apparent prevailing belief that we have to constantly advertise to the world how special we are. Carried to its extreme, that's how people like Phoebe Price come to exist.
What makes people interesting is what is inside of them, not printed on their clothes or carved into their skins.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08