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I'm sure you've seen this shit, but let's watch it together again as a family. Last night, Bill O'Reilly (sucio) showed footage of Rev. Jesse Jackson talking shit about Barack Obama during a break. Jesse Jackson has been on TV at least a million times, but for some reason Squid Brains thought the mics were turned off.
I don't like politics, but I do like it when pepaws threaten to cut someone's nuts off. I love how he's whispering like no one can hear his ass. Hahaha! That's what he gets for going on Fox News. I also love the face and gesture he makes when threatening to cut off Obama's nuts. He means business.
Jesse has already apologized and Obama has already accepted his apology. Jesse better have apologized to Obama's nuts too. That wasn't nice.
And you know the bitches at Fox News and Bill O'Reilly circle jerked to this video over and over again.
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Lol. One time a Mormon/Jehovah's Witness/whatever came to my door, peddling the newest edition of the Watchtower. It was all about the evils of internet porn. I myself had gotten up from watching gay internet porn to answer the door. I invited them in and made sure they saw the computer. They were skeeved out left pretty quickly and I laughed for an hour afterwards.
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OMFG!!! That is awesome :D Ricki FTW!!
You made me LOL!
My father chased a pair of morons... er I mean mormon... no... I mean morons... away with the garden hose once. Priceless.
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I honostly don't know who's worse or faker, Politicians or Hollywood celebrities!
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ricki and diamonddawg, it's a real easy answer. This country is full of ignan't dumbasses who in turn put other ignan't dumbasses into power, as evidenced by the last 8 years or so.
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Maybe Jessie wanted to cut Obama's testicles off for a good purpose, like to raise money to build a new chapel or to make a hat.
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 8:47am.
Can someone please explain to me why our current political landscape is so *ucking full of reverends and preachers?
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You know, ricki, that's a really really interesting question! I'm gonna go post that on a conspiracy site. brb.
Oklahoma- Right back at ya hon! ;)
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and here i am , allergic to nuts.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 10, 2008 - 10:52am.
Lol. One time a Mormon/Jehovah's Witness/whatever came to my door, peddling the newest edition of the Watchtower. It was all about the evils of internet porn. I myself had gotten up from watching gay internet porn to answer the door. I invited them in and made sure they saw the computer. They were skeeved out left pretty quickly and I laughed for an hour afterwards.
Come on people now, smile on your brother. Everybody get together try to love one another right now. Youngbloods 1967
Submitted by TexnDoc on July 10, 2008 - 8:36am.
Damn it, I don't come here for politics, I come here for Miss Phoebe Price. If I don't find her, I'll head elsewhere where I do.
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ok, so this morning I saw the dastardly remarks made by Jesse and it got me to thinking....
its very likely that Obama will be president, so can you imagine what things are gonna be like after he gets in? I mean they probably aren't going to call it the White House anymore, are they!?!? Who's house? Who's house? MY HOUSE!!!!!
and gosh darn it don't call me racistz. my bro married a really terrific black gal. when i was visiting them the Jehovah's Witnesses came to her front door and she told them she was ALREADY saved! I was on my way out to my car and she says "DON'T GO OUT THERE!! THEYS JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES THERE!!" Then she fell on the ground laughing. I LOVE HER.
Ok, how many people did I offend?
I am Catholic...fire away!
Peaches.. *pinches your butt* pinch peeeench! squeeze..
My coworker just said It's all just a setup to make obama look good. So people won't think he's "too black". Don't call me racist, I'm just quoting someone else! don't shoot the messenger!
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Jesse is jealous. But this still feels like the ol' crabs in a barrel dilemma with black people. Obama must be so sick of this nonsense. First his own pastor, and now this. Black people don't need racism. they could implode, all by themselves.
Can someone please explain to me why our current political landscape is so fucking full of reverends and preachers? Keep it in the church, fuckers, we don't give a shit about your opinion. It's no more important than anyone else's . I, for one, would rather hear more from the candidates, or from some journalists that might actually ask some real fucking questions. And no, I don't care about "opening up a dialogue with the religious community" - if I wanted to, I'd go to a church. The end.
What it is is that folks like Jesse won't accept the fact that there's different classes of black folk, or people in general for that matter. Some people are just better qualified than others and guys like Jesse think they're just as good as anyone else.
That just goes against the nature of life. In our community we still have this stigma of appearing to be too smart. We still attack each other if somebody "looks down their nose" at us or "acts too white." It's the fuckin 21st century for chrissakes, when will these fools move on to the next phase?
He actually meant "suck his balls off" but the clueless muthafugga got confused. C'mon Jesse, you're supposed to be a pro at this! Duh!
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This coming from a guy who had a bastard child after years of preaching just how bad adultery is. This guy is a loon and should not be used as any credible source to any media outlets.
Submitted by lindsaykiler on July 10, 2008 - 10:38am.
Jesse Jackson is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c
o m"**** last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
ROFLMAO!!!
On topic: I really don't see what the big deal is. Just because it involved Jesse Jackson it has to be some huge scandal or something? I watched the video and it just seemed like he was kinda put out. People get pissed about shit everyday. *yawn* Sometimes you aren't going to like the way people treat other people. Get over it, fox news.
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I saw Jesse Jackson's so-called 'apology' last night.
ANother Jackson gone ignunt!
Why is it that pastors/reverends/clergymen always seem like that dumb person in your school that had no common sense but somehow could carry a crowd?!
All he did last night was give us a history lesson about civil rights.
Well, guess what, Rev?
We already KNOW ALL THAT SHIT.
He should have reiterated over and over and over.
'Obama, I am one tired ass muthafucka. Please forgive my dumb ass!'
He needs to hide his shame behind his saddlebags and hide away into obscurity.
Lame ass! Dr. King is rolling over in his grave!
And with friends like this, Obama needs no enemies!
Did McCain slip The Rev a check?!
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Obama will now wear a cup on all public appearances.
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It's funny because people act as if it means something.
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MissPriss, DEFINITELY. JJ would be all over the place, hogging the media, if a white person had made that comment.
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This was awesome.... haha
Submitted by LoLo on July 10, 2008 - 11:35am.
Didn't look at it that way. So it can be a good thing.
Jesse Jackson is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c
o m"**** last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
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_Submitted by Miss Priss on July 10, 2008 - 11:36am.
They are VERY shitty people!
NO LIKE!
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I'm sure Obama thinks Jesse is an ignorant racist tool, and didn't take offense to it. Stupid people are too stupid to realize that you're killing them with kindness. Ignore the assholes. They will get theirs.
AND if a white person had said that about Obama, you just KNOW Jesse would be talking shit all over the news.
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Fuck it!
Submitted by TexnDoc on July 10, 2008 - 8:36am.
Damn it, I don't come here for politics, I come here for Miss Phoebe Price. If I don't find her, I'll head elsewhere where I do.
DO NOT let the door hit your fat ass on your way out muthafukka
I never have any idea what JJ is saying. There's a talk show in LA that does a segment called "What Did JJ Say?" It takes a dozen callers and two dozen plays before someone can interpret his words.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Let's watch it together as a family. I love you, MK. You make the sun shine.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Damn it, I don't come here for politics, I come here for Miss Phoebe Price. If I don't find her, I'll head elsewhere where I do. Now, if only I knew of such a site...
Submitted by LoLo on July 10, 2008 - 11:35am.
Maybe it is a good sign when the hot air types dont like him? It means he may be doing something right if you cant get Al Sharpton and Jessie Jacksons Racist asses behind you.
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Fuck it!
PS It pisses me off that Obama would have had to "accept" his "apology" publicly, regardless of whether he does privately. Politics piss me off so fucking much.
Where can you get the real news? Once Dan Rather "retired" the news gets watered down.
Maybe it is a good sign when the hot air types dont like him? It means he may be doing something right if you cant get Al Sharpton and Jessie Jacksons Racist asses behind you.
Heimi Town? FUCK YOU BITCH!
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Jesse Jackson is just pissed cause he couldn't cut it as a presidential candidate. Oh, and I would like to "cut Obama's nuts off" for his support of faith-based charities alone, not whether or not he "talks down to black people" about it.
apology,, ashmology.
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
Jesse is a jellis h8ter of Obama because he's not as good looking a dude.
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I love when shit like this happens....dur!
I saw this on the news last night.
Jesse Jackson is a total asshole. He's prolly jelly of Obama, because Jesse tried getting into running for president before and didn't get it. THANKFULLY
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Fuck it!
I see this getting played over and over. I love when they talk about nuts on the air.