Xtina's Lip Gloss Addiction

Xtina was having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th and some bitch actually counted the number of times she greased her lips. A witness told Star Magazine (via Popcrunch) they watched Tranny Clown reapply her lip gloss more than 30 times.

The witness said, “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again."

How many times do you think she fucks up and accidentally eats the lip gloss and reapplies her lips with Calamari?

I doubt that's lip gloss. It's probably a mixture of Fen-phen, coke, Alli, E-Z Tan and breast enlargement powder.

Posted by: Michael K

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Christina Aguilera

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 11:17am.

Migraineuse!

She always looks like an extra from 'Showgirls' to me.

"It's Ver-sayce!"

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 11:16am.

I don't know who's more pathetic: Xtina or the person counting

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 11:16am.

This is hilarious. You know those lists of dubious claims that go around the Internet, like "The average person eats 8 spiders a year" and "Women consume 6 pounds of lipstick a year"? Yah, Xtina probably eats a whole tube every meal. W to the T to the F. Why don't you just eat and then reapply when you're ALL DONE?!

Submitted by wednesday on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 11:16am.

I don't have a gloss addiction like that, but I'll be damned if I couldn't live without ChapStick for more than 4 hours. Got addicted to that crap in high school and haven't been able to quit since.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 11:15am.

Absolutely NO fashion sense whatsoever.

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