Xtina's Lip Gloss Addiction

Thursday, July 10th 2008
Xtina's Lip Gloss Addiction

Xtina was having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th and some bitch actually counted the number of times she greased her lips. A witness told Star Magazine (via Popcrunch) they watched Tranny Clown reapply her lip gloss more than 30 times.

The witness said, “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again."

How many times do you think she fucks up and accidentally eats the lip gloss and reapplies her lips with Calamari?

I doubt that's lip gloss. It's probably a mixture of Fen-phen, coke, Alli, E-Z Tan and breast enlargement powder.

Submitted by Stowe on July 11, 2008 - 4:23am.

LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 11, 2008 - 1:58am.

Submitted by TT99 on July 10, 2008 - 7:28pm.
She probably can't sing, fuck, walk, or anything without her lips in full Tranny Coloration.
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lmao!

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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.

-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .

Submitted by . on July 10, 2008 - 10:51pm.

Submitted by letinstar on July 10, 2008 - 10:39pm.

Letty, have you seen her husband? That dude is so ugly there is no way in HADES that that fugger could point out a flaw regarding Xtina. Can you imagine? Her mom is pretty damned ugly too sooo she's on her own methinks. Not a good place to be when you're in the spotlight but who in the hell do you hire to tell you to clean your shit up? Isn't that pretty basic? DOY? lol

Submitted by letinstar on July 10, 2008 - 10:39pm.

obviously, there is no one around xtina that loves her enough to tell her what a mess she looks like...
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Submitted by TT99 on July 10, 2008 - 10:28pm.

Sluts, this is serious. I think there might be something in the Tranny Clown Lipgloss that gives Xtina her powers. That must be why she has to apply it so frequently. She probably can't sing, fuck, walk, or anything without her lips in full Tranny Coloration. Or maybe her boobs deflate without the Magic Tranny Clown Lipgloss. I totally get it now.
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Submitted by cadysmith75 on July 10, 2008 - 9:53pm.

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....

Submitted by Capitanne on July 10, 2008 - 9:35pm.

Whether her lipstick is Cherries in the Snow or Pink Passion, she's just fucking hideous.

Submitted by Gypsytrill on July 10, 2008 - 8:30pm.

A little self-absorbed, are we? Hey, XTina Bitch, don't you have like, a BABY or something at home????

Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 10, 2008 - 8:01pm.

♫♪Her lipgloss is coo, her lipgloss be poppin♫

I have a hard time hating on Xtina's makeup all the time. Yes she does go overboard a lot but most of the time I love it, especially her eyes. I have always admired her makeup skills. The girl knows what she is doing. She would probably be a makeup artist if she couldn't sing.
That being said, Tranny Clown is still an extremely funny term=))

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by platypus on July 10, 2008 - 7:53pm.

New York Colour or Wet n Wild?!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

Submitted by Daniee on July 10, 2008 - 7:50pm.

The bleached hair is blinding me! Gross.

Submitted by paris herpes on July 10, 2008 - 5:28pm.

Damn that's the problem when you get falsies then get preggers. They get so effin big they're fit to burst. The tranny clown warpaint doesn't help either, she looks so silly. She's an adult, she needs to start wearing more normal shades or something! If not, her baby is going to cry each time he looks at her!

Your face!

Submitted by BigTom on July 10, 2008 - 5:07pm.

When is she going to lose those bigass baby tit's of her's god they are big one's.....

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 10, 2008 - 4:59pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 10, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Have a baby and then lose your husband? This A list singer recently had a baby, but it seems that the little bundle of joy was also just delaying the inevitable. The only thing that held them together was the pregnancy. Now that the pregnancy is over, so is the marriage.
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hmmmmmmmmm........

Does JLo count as an A - List singer??

Sorry, but I dont believe for a second that it's Christina.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 10, 2008 - 4:37pm.

Have a baby and then lose your husband? This A list singer recently had a baby, but it seems that the little bundle of joy was also just delaying the inevitable. The only thing that held them together was the pregnancy. Now that the pregnancy is over, so is the marriage.
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hmmmmmmmmm........

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-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom

Submitted by aneurysm on July 10, 2008 - 4:12pm.

not only has this dumbass looked like a skank since her celebrity conception, but i blame her & her 'people' for all the lousy crap they recruit on american idol. ultra annoying ghettotastic vocal acrobatics. ugh. it's like a disease. & fyi, it would become quite obvious if some spackled celebrity keeps applying lip gloss during a meal, not once, not twice, thrice, etc. who the hell does that? skanktina aguilera, that's who.

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Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 10, 2008 - 3:37pm.

That's cool. That means she has an oral fixation which means that she'll blow you about 15 minutes after you pay the check. Especially if you're Bat Boy.

Submitted by mcnightmare on July 10, 2008 - 2:31pm.

Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 10:49am.
And if we want to be super techinical, the first person to change a note during a syllable was probably a caveman.
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and the first gossip website was no doubt a cave wall (see, i'm *agreeing* with you). i didn't say you said she was the first. but it's no big deal either way. no need to twist the knickers.

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when a girl's an empty kettle, she should be on her mettle
and yet i'm torn apart
just because i'm presumin' that i could be *kinda* human
if i only had a heart

Submitted by Crystalp705 on July 10, 2008 - 2:27pm.

Do they make breast enlargement powder, I need to get my hands on some of that shizz

Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 2:09pm.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 10, 2008 - 12:57pm.

Hmmm, I just tried to find a clip but can't. Perhaps it wasn't Unplugged. It was a very similar set-up though, perhaps it was an AOL Sessions thing or something lol. She was still rocking the crimpy blonde fro at the time. I have the mp3 at home.

Submitted by Ginalicious on July 10, 2008 - 1:57pm.

She'd look so much better if she kept the eye makeup, but ditched the Wet 'n Wild #081.

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Swiggity switch it up!

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 10, 2008 - 1:57pm.

Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 10, 2008 - 12:34pm.

She has never sung that song better than on MTV Unplugged. Flawless and amazing.

I don't remember Christina doing MTV Unplugged, but i'll take your word for it.

In more intresting Christina news - here's a preview clip of her Rock the Vote PSA - the full clip airs tomorrow on Access Hollywood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Pt6M1P92Y

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 1:49pm.

Submitted by mcnightmare on July 10, 2008 - 12:44pm.

Dear lord, I knew someone was going to jump on this. I didn't say she was the first, I said she largely popularized it in the US. Do you think Xtina is taking her cues from Mariah or Stevie Wonder? Ok then. And if we want to be super techinical, the first person to change a note during a syllable was probably a caveman. Mahalia Jackson CLEARLY copied that shit. What a fraud.

Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 1:47pm.

Submitted by mcnightmare on July 10, 2008 - 12:44pm.

melismatic singing comes from gospel - it's an african american thing that goes way way back.
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O melisma goes back WAY farther than that. That's like saying it comes from Mariah:)

♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by mcnightmare on July 10, 2008 - 1:44pm.

melismatic singing comes from gospel - it's an african american thing that goes way way back. listen to mahalia jackson, if you're interested.

stevie wonder brought it into the forefront in the '70s, and everyone's been copying him ever since, mariah included.

giving mariah credit for melismatic singing is like giving bo derek credit for corn-rows. or rob zombie credit for dreadlocks, to give a slightly more contemporary example.

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when a girl's an empty kettle, she should be on her mettle
and yet i'm torn apart
just because i'm presumin' that i could be *kinda* human
if i only had a heart

Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 1:37pm.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 10, 2008 - 12:34pm.

She has never sung that song better than on MTV Unplugged. Flawless and amazing.

Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 1:37pm.

Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 12:30pm.
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I think that's all about her insecurity too, personally.

She's very good at it - it's like she thinks that's all she's got going for her.

♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 10, 2008 - 1:34pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njph0QyXcKs

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 1:30pm.

The 1,000 notes to every word trend was largely popularized in the US by Mariah Carey and is known as melisma. It is entirely different than vibrato and should not be confused with such. Can't argue your point though, it can be pretty if used judiciously but this one sometimes seems incapable of holding a note more than half a beat.

Submitted by . on July 10, 2008 - 1:23pm.

This is one of Xtina's better make-up jobs. The only thing throwing her face off is that gawdawful tranny pink lipstick. She clearly has a pretty face (much prettier with LESS fake-up). And the hair? ACK. Won't even go there. Oh hell, I will. Her hair looks like a smooshed down version of that butt-headed vampire dude. Can't think of his name.

Submitted by Hekki on July 10, 2008 - 1:19pm.

Submitted by Cuntress: "I think she can sing I just hate all those stupid up-and-down-the-scale vocal flourishes she does. I don't know who started that stupid trend but it's obnoxious and doesn't make any singer appear more talented. I'm way more impressed by a vocalist with a smooth, clear voice that has no vibrato or they can control their vibrato."

AMEN.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 10, 2008 - 1:19pm.

You know that when she is fucking that big eared ugly goofball of a husband, he is not allowed to kiss her for fear of smudging her lip gloss! LOL

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Submitted by Sayonara on July 10, 2008 - 1:13pm.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 12:17pm.
In my defense to addiction to chapstick...I have big lips naturally!
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Me too! I don't want my lips to be dry and/or cracked at all.

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Submitted by JillyPoo on July 10, 2008 - 1:08pm.

Didn't mean to make you sick Viva :) But seriously, the thought of eating with lipgloss on makes me shudder. Can't do it.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 10, 2008 - 1:07pm.

GAWD I wish she would cover her shit up already.
And why can't she just get perma lipstick?

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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 10, 2008 - 1:02pm.

Her chichi's look divine here.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Submitted by Cuntress on July 10, 2008 - 1:01pm.

Can't she afford enough of that orange stuff on her face to put all over her body so she looks even? I think she can sing I just hate all those stupid up-and-down-the-scale vocal flourishes she does. I don't know who started that stupid trend but it's obnoxious and doesn't make any singer appear more talented. I'm way more impressed by a vocalist with a smooth, clear voice that has no vibrato or they can control their vibrato.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 10, 2008 - 12:59pm.

The Ivy better sort out their menu if they want to stay in business. It's fucking with Chrustina's lips.

Preferably, bitch should read the road map on her tits and go/stay the fuck home. She's putting everyone else off their food.

Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 12:57pm.

Submitted by EyeRoll on July 10, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 9:01am.
It seems lip gloss is not the only thing she's addicted to.

you mean like angie's addiction to heroin?

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Hey, everyone is addicted to something, but not everyone admits it.

Submitted by ika on July 10, 2008 - 12:49pm.

Loser!

Submitted by mcnightmare on July 10, 2008 - 12:45pm.

this is an easy one.

she's so self-conscious and convinced the paps are watching, and she doesn't want a pic taken with her lipstick looking messed up.

and if someone bothered to count how many times she put on her damn lip gloss, i guess the paranoia is justified.

i wish christina would just shut up and sing. stay home, enjoy being a mom with a phenomenal voice, don't try to be a superstar magazine cover girl 'cause it's no fun anyway, and have a good life?

how hard is that?
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when a girl's an empty kettle, she should be on her mettle
and yet i'm torn apart
just because i'm presumin' that i could be *kinda* human
if i only had a heart

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 10, 2008 - 12:41pm.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 10, 2008 - 5:25pm.

She went to lunch at the Ivy, what's wrong with that?

Batboy was hiding in that English woman's bra! Keep up!!

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Submitted by dementa on July 10, 2008 - 12:37pm.

That's actually kind of gross. If I reapply lipstick more than twice in a few hours, it feels like I've got greasy cement on my mouth.

Course, I betcha Xtina is totally used to that feeling. She probably wears that shit spackle to bed, and wakes up every thirty minutes to reapply it... just in case the paps appear in her bedroom, and she needs to be camera-ready.

And what the hell is on her mouth? Where did she buy that shit, a drugstore?

Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 12:37pm.

Call me crazy but I really don't hash on this ho - I like to hear her sing so, mostly, I stay out of her shit...but all this time I had COMPLETELY forgotten that she used to be a carpenter's dream! WTF? Is that ALL implants?

And that's just sad. It drives me crazy how insecure she is. I think she's one of those poor girlies who's lips are the same colour as her face....see, and I never would have even thought about it if it wasn't for her letting her insecurity get the better of her.

♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 12:31pm.

Submitted by JillyPoo on July 10, 2008 - 8:51am.
I always wipe it all off before i eat, as do most normal girls.
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I had to erase the rest of your post as it was making me dry heave, but yeah, that was my first thought when I read the post, 'bitch do you live in opposite land? You take it off before you eat, then reapply." and I have 7 different glossies in my purse, can't live without moist lips.

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Those photos just gave me this awful longing to have kinky lesbo sex with her, but I'll assume she's like all mechanics and will charge me for a bunch of shit she didn't even do. - Trinityadams

Submitted by smackyou2 on July 10, 2008 - 12:30pm.

Nice cheap shit limo. Aren't they supposed to be rich?
I will smack you

Submitted by rotten_egg on July 10, 2008 - 12:27pm.

I really don't give a shit about tranny clown and her stupid makeup antics. Really, we all know she's just insecure about how she looks, that's why she tries really trully hard to look "good" and "perfect". Happy women aren't overzealous about fake stuff they apply to their bodies. I just wonder how BAD her skin is, if she has to cover it up with a thick layer of liquid latex. haha!.

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 10, 2008 - 12:25pm.

Why are these women always out without their babies? And what happened to batboy? They used to be joined at the wings.

Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 10, 2008 - 12:22pm.

This skank needs to worry less about covering her lips and focus more on covering her nasty rack. It's just offensive at this point.

Submitted by 2Di4 on July 10, 2008 - 12:20pm.

Submitted by madam s. on July 10, 2008 - 12:12pm.
I wouldn't be able to eat with her. And I feel badly for the waitress or bartender or dishwasher that had to deal with the glassware that her nasty gummy mouth was all over

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omg! that is so true! can you imagine that mess?

i can't even look at that picture with her creepy bright pink wet n' wild. i mean, i literally cannot look. my stomach took and dive and i got all skeeved out for some reason. her man probably has fuscia stains all over his junk. blech.