Pammy's Little Visit To KFC

Pammy Anderson is currently in Australia infecting the Big Brother house, but she's also managed to stage a protest at a local KFC. This is pretty fucking funny, because KFC is a major sponsor of BB. Pammy and some other Peta hos hand delivered a letter to the HBIC of KFC Australia earlier today. The letter said:

I've been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won't be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water—yet, as PETA's undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC's restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.

Hmmm...KFC. FUCK! I've already made a million promises from readers that I would not eat KFC anymore, but I seriously miss their sides. Their coleslaw.....their potato wedges.....their biscuits...Ugh. I'm getting hungry. I'll go chew on some cardboard and grass instead. Or I'll just go to Popeye's! It's not the same, but it will do.

And Pammy also needs to stop the eyebrow abuse. She cannot pull off cholita glamour. No way.

In other dirty chocha news, Pammy has admitted to being back with Tommy Lee and his dick of destruction. She said, "We are great friends, we are a package deal, that's for sure. I am spending a lot of time with him this summer... We enjoy spending time together... It's just one of those things. He is the father of your kids and you can't get rid of them."

Uh...huh...Bitch just needs to tell the truth and say, "Tommy's big ass dick is the only thing that doesn't get completely lost in my loosey pussay."