Pammy's Little Visit To KFC
Pammy Anderson is currently in Australia infecting the Big Brother house, but she's also managed to stage a protest at a local KFC. This is pretty fucking funny, because KFC is a major sponsor of BB. Pammy and some other Peta hos hand delivered a letter to the HBIC of KFC Australia earlier today. The letter said:
I've been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won't be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water—yet, as PETA's undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC's restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.
Hmmm...KFC. FUCK! I've already made a million promises from readers that I would not eat KFC anymore, but I seriously miss their sides. Their coleslaw.....their potato wedges.....their biscuits...Ugh. I'm getting hungry. I'll go chew on some cardboard and grass instead. Or I'll just go to Popeye's! It's not the same, but it will do.
And Pammy also needs to stop the eyebrow abuse. She cannot pull off cholita glamour. No way.
In other dirty chocha news, Pammy has admitted to being back with Tommy Lee and his dick of destruction. She said, "We are great friends, we are a package deal, that's for sure. I am spending a lot of time with him this summer... We enjoy spending time together... It's just one of those things. He is the father of your kids and you can't get rid of them."
Uh...huh...Bitch just needs to tell the truth and say, "Tommy's big ass dick is the only thing that doesn't get completely lost in my loosey pussay."
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 10, 2008 - 9:39am.
Submitted by The C word on July 10, 2008 - 9:38am.
Technically, I think it's a moose knuckle since she's Canadian.
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Hahahah moose knuckles are for dudes. Although, you could still be right... she might be a dude.
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Haaahaaa...I thought so too but have heard it used for both sexes just recently.
How 'bout "It's too early to see her elk hoof"?
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
ROTFLMAO @ LCT.. hair conditioner & tadpoles.. Yuck.. if it only smelled like conditioner.. herbal essense.. *orgasms*
Guinness and KFC IG? I can't even imagine what those farts are like.
Pammy's farts smell like bleach.
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 9:38am.
LCT, not only will I call someone a minger, I will tell them to kiss my arse!! (see siggie)
I will do this as I am eating a KFC drumstick.
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SWEEEEEEEEEEEET! I loves you!
I'll be back in a few hours hawt sluuuuuuuuuts. XOXO
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 10, 2008 - 9:36am.
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Thanks! I am getting a little excited. :)
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by The C word on July 10, 2008 - 9:38am.
Technically, I think it's a moose knuckle since she's Canadian.
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Hahahah moose knuckles are for dudes. Although, you could still be right... she might be a dude.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
You know that bitch stuffed a ton of chicken up her coot for later. that's why her drawers are so saggy.. suspicious? yes!.. Fooling us? NO!!
islandgirl,
Oy! You lucky biatch! I'd give my proverbial left nut to go to Ireland...or Scotland...or England...
*sighs, kicks rock, puts head down, walks away*
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
LCT, not only will I call someone a minger, I will tell them to kiss my arse!! (see siggie)
I will do this as I am eating a KFC drumstick.
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Póg ma thoin.
Technically, I think it's a moose knuckle since she's Canadian.
Either way, it's too early for it...
(Morning!)
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Submitted by LoLo on July 10, 2008 - 9:33am.
Dearest Carrot Top Lover,
If you had a headless chicken in your pants I would choke the shit out of it for you.
Yours Truly For Times Of Finger Licking Goodness and Deep Battered Foods of Fry,
Lolo McHiggins
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Dearest McHiggins PenisChoker,
Thank you for the offer of masturbating my penis. However, I do not have one. If need be I can buy one, glue it on, and fill it with hair conditioner and tadpoles. I would do that just for you.
Yours Truly,
Lover of the Spermies
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Island girl-
I spent 10 days in Ireland and it was amazing! Have fun on your trip!!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by LoLo on July 10, 2008 - 3:35pm.
You're welcome. I knew you hos would want to keep informed on all the issues.
Issues...I kill me.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Islandgirl, will you please call someone a minger for me while you're out there?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by oklahoma on July 10, 2008 - 9:34am.
*skates by on skateboard to Eat a slice of LCTs Ireland*
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HEY! GDI! That was my last piece!!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by oklahoma on July 10, 2008 - 7:31am.
*pulls up to Frito's work* Hop on in!! I'm taking you to KFC, and I'm buying.. Todays menu is Nutrisystem KFC Livers.. W/ lemon water of course.. Eat all you want!!
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LMAO... chicken livers is exactly what a lot of this shit tastes like.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 9:33am.
LCT, I will have a pint in your honor. Seriously, I will!!
I wonder if they have KFC over there. KFC and Guinness... mmmmm.
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If they've got McDonald's across from the pyramids of Egypt, they've got KFC in Ireland. Wait, let me Google. Here, KFC locations in Ireland.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055026801&page=2
Ugh, can you take me??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 10, 2008 - 9:33am.
In related animal abuse news:
Monkeys are routinely spanked all over the world, despite cultural and religious prohibitions. And one-eyed trouser snakes are often forced to endure violent treatment at the hands their owners though it has not seemed to diminish their general population.
This brought a tear to my eye woman.
*salutes you*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The sight of her camel toe makes me gag. Those poor shorts.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
*skates by on skateboard to Eat a slice of LCTs Ireland*
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And Islandgirl.. Girl girl girl!!!! hahah, I echoed.. I must have hollered into pammy's genital gap!!!! Safe trip deary!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 10, 2008 - 9:31am.
Dearest Carrot Top Lover,
If you had a headless chicken in your pants I would choke the shit out of it for you.
Yours Truly For Times Of Finger Licking Goodness and Deep Battered Foods of Fry,
Lolo McHiggins
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LCT, I will have a pint in your honor. Seriously, I will!!
I wonder if they have KFC over there. KFC and Guinness... mmmmm.
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Póg ma thoin.
In related animal abuse news:
Monkeys are routinely spanked all over the world, despite cultural and religious prohibitions. And one-eyed trouser snakes are often forced to endure violent treatment at the hands their owners though it has not seemed to diminish their general population.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 9:30am.
JOE!! I'm going to Ireland for a week, and I thought Shane might help me get in the mood.
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You lucky slut! I haven't felt jealousy like this since Katie nabbed Tommy Girl!
For real, I'm seriously jelly. I want to fucking EAT Ireland.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
*pulls up to Frito's work* Hop on in!! I'm taking you to KFC, and I'm buying.. Todays menu is Nutrisystem KFC Livers.. W/ lemon water of course.. Eat all you want!!
Dearest Lolo,
You make the camel toe of my loins cluck like chicken wing in KFC frying vat.
Yours Truly,
Myself
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 10, 2008 - 7:27am.
I usually bring my OWN live chicken to work, then kill it and prepare it for lunch, it just takes a little longer and cleaning up the feathers at my desk gets a little messy.
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Oh, I used to do that. I used to get my exercise by chopping it's head off and then chasing it around my office. Then my wussy boss would act like he was gonna throw up. Fuckin' pansy.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
This bitch is a hypocrite!! I mean, she's leather herself.. I bet she's fixing to get back in her Benz w/ leather seats, get her phone out w/ a leather case.. put her 80's hair up in a leather scrunchie.. And slide on her leather head-band.. What's new!!?
JOE!! I'm going to Ireland for a week, and I thought Shane might help me get in the mood.
And I personally know of at least one chicken that got choked last night and into this morning.
:)
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Póg ma thoin.
Dip that bitch in the Colonel's secret recipe and deep fry her and you got at least four chicken wings. Let's not talk about the sauce she likes to be dipped in, though.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
WHATEVER!
They arent chickens if they dont have heads! Pfffft! ha ha ha
Its not abuse if they dont have no brains!
oh ha ha ha ha its jokes bitches. Dont peta freak me! whores!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 10, 2008 - 7:26am.
Frito.. I love the KFC kids meals.. mmmm, a chicken leg dipped in mashd potatoes n Gravy.. and their coleslaw.. biscuits and honey...
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mmmmmmm..... too bad I can't go there for lunch. Dammit. I've got 20 bucks and no car...
WAIT! *hits head* I can't eat that! NO! I have to eat Nutrisystem crap. Fuuuuuck.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
@IG..Hey there! How are you Luv? I'm studying your avie and wondering what it must be like to kiss someone with no front teeth...
On-topic: PA is a skank but I agree that KFC's treatment of chickens is unnecessarily cruel.
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel~Jimi Hendrix
I usually bring my OWN live chicken to work, then kill it and prepare it for lunch, it just takes a little longer and cleaning up the feathers at my desk gets a little messy.
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Submitted by Possum on July 10, 2008 - 7:17am.
Does the salivating nerdy dude behind her have his fly unzipped?
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Why yes, I believe he does.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by oklahoma on July 10, 2008 - 9:25am.
LCT.. I know, I'd be digging that thing out from the front.. Using a chicken wing, of course!
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You could use the wing like tweezers! Or, if you had the chicken thigh or leg or whatever it is, you could use that as some sort of anal probe.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Frito.. I love the KFC kids meals.. mmmm, a chicken leg dipped in mashd potatoes n Gravy.. and their coleslaw.. biscuits and honey...
*holds out hand* come on folks.. We're all going there for breakfast!!! mmmmmmmmmm goood
Screw Pammy.
Canadian Dlisters...
You bitches just got twice as cute!!
http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5irDpFQlJVK9ydPfe9jMtFU6Jkr...
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
I'm over KFC, though I love Popeye's. I'm half a world away from the closest Popeye's. It is enough to make a grown woman weep.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 10, 2008 - 7:23am.
Maybe I can't read this morning but how in the fuck did MK post this and not comment on her painfully obvious camel toe that goes all the way up to her belly button??
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That looks like a chicken foot to me!!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
"Tommy's big ass dick is the only thing that doesn't get completely lost in my loosey pussay."
LMAO MK! *off to wash out my eyeballs* To early for Pam cameltoe
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Meanwhile, Pammy is guilty of visual pollution, forcing us to look at her fugy hagginess. She is assaulting and abusing my eyes, and I want reparations!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
LCT.. I know, I'd be digging that thing out from the front.. Using a chicken wing, of course!
God I love KFC. If I'm hungry enough, I don't think I'd care if they boil those poor chickens alive in a vat of lava, I would still eat it. I know, I am a very bad person.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Stop Chicken Abuse..
Meanwihle:
Pam walks around w/ flabby chicken arms.
Dude behind her, Chokes his own Chicken..
just to spite her I'm having KFC for lunch even though I much prefer Popeye's
Maybe I can't read this morning but how in the fuck did MK post this and not comment on her painfully obvious camel toe that goes all the way up to her belly button??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Oh gosh, its a close call between the June HSOTM race.. I just voted, now I can see the score.. *getting panties in a wad*
It's about time someone brought up the chicken abuse tragedy that plagues our nation.
Millions of chickens are being choked every day all over the world!
And it's not just chickens who are forced to endure this horrific cruelty. In the UK, Australia and other former British colonies, turkeys are being violently tossed.
Everybody come together to stop this madness.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
@Islandgirl.. *undresses Shane w/ eyes* *drooling* What a catch he is!!