Thursday, July 10th 2008

Pammy's Little Visit To KFC

Pammy Anderson is currently in Australia infecting the Big Brother house, but she's also managed to stage a protest at a local KFC. This is pretty fucking funny, because KFC is a major sponsor of BB. Pammy and some other Peta hos hand delivered a letter to the HBIC of KFC Australia earlier today. The letter said:

I've been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won't be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water—yet, as PETA's undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC's restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.

Hmmm...KFC. FUCK! I've already made a million promises from readers that I would not eat KFC anymore, but I seriously miss their sides. Their coleslaw.....their potato wedges.....their biscuits...Ugh. I'm getting hungry. I'll go chew on some cardboard and grass instead. Or I'll just go to Popeye's! It's not the same, but it will do.

And Pammy also needs to stop the eyebrow abuse. She cannot pull off cholita glamour. No way.

In other dirty chocha news, Pammy has admitted to being back with Tommy Lee and his dick of destruction. She said, "We are great friends, we are a package deal, that's for sure. I am spending a lot of time with him this summer... We enjoy spending time together... It's just one of those things. He is the father of your kids and you can't get rid of them."

Uh...huh...Bitch just needs to tell the truth and say, "Tommy's big ass dick is the only thing that doesn't get completely lost in my loosey pussay."

Posted by: Michael K


jbean's picture

what do you guys think, IS THERE a humane way to KILL an animal? i mean i don't think they should torture them obvs, but if you're killing them anyway, isn't THAT inhumane already?

cadysmith75's picture

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iHeartHaters's picture

Aw shit double post, sorry.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

iHeartHaters's picture

Submitted by walker on July 10, 2008 - 10:04am.

"He is the father of your kids and you can't get rid of them."

Them? The kids?
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That's how I read it too ROTFL
Pammy's addicted to the TL peen after all these years, how romatical:)

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

jussayin's picture

yeah, stop CAMEL toe abuse!!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

DebFrmHell's picture

Now I need to find a Popeyes for red beans and rice...yummmm.

Bet you Pam did not give back the cash she made for BB or donate it to PETA. She is only doing this because she got called out on it.

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sillijane's picture

MK..you're slacking, bitch! Look at that big ass CAMELTOE Pammy sports in those hot pants.

I am seriously disappointed you did not comment on that.

Migraineuse's picture

Submitted by aneurysm on July 10, 2008 - 6:06pm.

it makes my stomach turn to think of others, human or otherwise, in pain or suffering. things being bred specifically for consumption w/o experiencing any joy in their short life. it's sick really, gluttonous.

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It sure is. Those poor vegetables.

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Submitted by rebamae on July 10, 2008 - 6:47pm.

It happens a lot to short-waisted people. If the pants are not cut with enough curve in the back seam, that will happen. Not all pants are compatible with all bodies.

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Thank you, Michael K for boycotting KFC!!!

Sayonara's picture

She goes from doing splits on an unsuspecting carpet to pulling off a fake protest.

Five foot two, eyes of blue,
da da da da da da da
has anybody seen my gal?

ss794's picture

What is wrong with celebrities? They care more about the abuses of chickens than they do people; aka: Church of Scientology.

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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 10, 2008 - 9:34am.
The sight of her camel toe makes me gag. Those poor shorts.

Speaking of camel toes....a bit OT here...what is it called when a woman wears her pants all the way up her butt crack? I used to work with a woman who, no word of a lie, every single pair of pants she wore were so far up her butt crack it looked like her ass was trying to eat her pants. I could never figure it out...how does that happen?? Is it from hiking your pants up so high it almost splits you in two?? Or did she just have an asshole the size of the grand canyon?? I dunno, just always wondered if there was a name for that. The ass equivalent of the camel-toe.
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OMG, that is so funny...I couldn't breathe for a second. Partially, because it brought to light a repressed memory from high school (15 yrs ago)of a girl who almost ALWAYS wore a pair of Lee jeans that would do the same thing. I was always relived when she wore shorts or another pair of jeans because it was painfully unbearable to witness. I could never figure out how in the hell it was possible to achieve this look.

angel_i's picture

LAME!

God, this woman can do more to ruin a movement than a dictator with a hard on.

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VooDooVixen's picture

Her Chocha lips and the tip of her nose both have CAMEL TOE! I didn't know that was even possible!!!!!! To hell with the GD chickens - save the camels!!!!!!

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aneurysm's picture

say what you will about her, the cause is noble. i'm slowly becoming vegetarian. it makes my stomach turn to think of others, human or otherwise, in pain or suffering. things being bred specifically for consumption w/o experiencing any joy in their short life. it's sick really, gluttonous.

edit: if you must eat meat, support free range.

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Green Is Good's picture

Thanks for the moose knuckle shot, Pam.

walker's picture

"He is the father of your kids and you can't get rid of them."

Them? The kids?

will.i.am's picture

If shes suposed to be confined to the house then why the fuck is she out of it having Peta rallys at KFC?

Anyway tonight I had the Mega Feast from KFC which consisted of 12 pieces of chicken and 10 nuggets so bitch can lick my crack. I'll be having leftover KFC for breakfast tomorrow aswell.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 10, 2008 - 8:19am.

Current pics of Pam already got me to stop choking my chicken, so I guess she's doing a good job.
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Good one, you Birthday Slut!

hahaha

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Pammy Anderson looks so sexy!I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 10, 2008 - 9:19am.
Current pics of Pam already got me to stop choking my chicken, so I guess she's doing a good job.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

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Current pics of Pam already got me to stop choking my chicken, so I guess she's doing a good job.

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SarahS's picture

chowgirl69, i've always known it as 'hungry-ass' because... well yeah - it looks like your ass is trying to eat your pants.

MargeAggedon's picture

There is no denying that kfc and other such restaurant giants have no regard for the cruelty and suffering of the animals they process.

That said I think peta is made up of tinfoil hat wearing fucktards who are deliberately doing everything they can to make ACTUAL animal rights activists look bad.
It makes sense that they'd want a diseased, brain dead, prostitute as a spokes whore.

PS: What did Tommy say when she showed up on his doorstep again? "Hey baby, did ya bring me any new stds?"

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parissucksliterally's picture

Pam is ridiculous....I can't believe she is doing a Big Brother show....usually she just does someone's big brother.

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monkeypaw's picture

the dude behind her looks really confused, like he's contemplating whether she does anal but simultaneously remembering the Tommy Lee video.

OneLiner's picture

P.E.T.A???? more like P.U.T.A

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Submitted by 2Di4 on July 10, 2008 - 4:02pm.

check out the perv behind her. looks like that dorky dude in r.e.m. i can tell he's jacking his drumstick through his sans-a-belts.

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INFIDEL! Mike Mills is a hot slut. I used to have a crush on him, before he grew out his hair and started wearing those Elvis jumpsuits.

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

She's an incredible hypocrite.

So she's all save the chickens and boo KFC - but did she give back the KFC sponsored three million she's getting for this show?

She's not even staying in the house - she'll actually be sleeping in the Versace hotel nearby.

Years ago she was all "boo hoo hoo Tommy gave me Hep C" and now she's f*cking him again.

Why does anyone care about this woman anyway?

Team Valtrex's picture

She's just jealous of them because their breasts are pretty tasty without needing plastic surgery.

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Ugh, another pic of Broadzilla on my computer screen...thanks MK.

I dunno, she annoys me. And on top of that, she looks so stanky all the time. Bleh.

amle's picture

Pam looks better than 90% of other women her age.
No wait, 99%!!

trinityadams's picture

I think she wears the same kind of clothes when addressing a class of university graduates, attending a baby's Christening, or meeting with world leaders.

The Hooters shorts are so versatile. Or aging attention-desperate hypocrites think so, anyway, as does Harry Potter, behind her.

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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 10, 2008 - 9:34am.
The sight of her camel toe makes me gag. Those poor shorts.

Speaking of camel toes....a bit OT here...what is it called when a woman wears her pants all the way up her butt crack? I used to work with a woman who, no word of a lie, every single pair of pants she wore were so far up her butt crack it looked like her ass was trying to eat her pants. I could never figure it out...how does that happen?? Is it from hiking your pants up so high it almost splits you in two?? Or did she just have an asshole the size of the grand canyon?? I dunno, just always wondered if there was a name for that. The ass equivalent of the camel-toe.

annie ominous's picture

Funny thing is that PETA-loving vegans make Col. Sanders out to be the Hilter of Chickens and yet Taco Bell is the fast food restaurant of choice for the meatless ones. Both companies are owned by Yum Brands, Inc.

TheBreakdown's picture

ISprainedMyUvula:

PammyHeaux can't help it. The slut is cockmatized with no cure in sight. For that, or any of her 17 other STD's.

But as far as Hollywood goes, I wish these skanks much success. And you should too.

One less outbreak on the streets!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 9:01am.
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Looks like she didn't dodge the Hep fast enough...

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

2Di4's picture

check out the perv behind her. looks like that dorky dude in r.e.m. i can tell he's jacking his drumstick through his sans-a-belts.

TheBreakdown's picture

This cock-slut just needs to get a dildo the size of a fire hydrant and get over it!

Or does she enjoy playing 'dodge the disease' with Tommy Lee?!

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Miss Priss's picture

Uvula

LMAO!!!

I know. I can't eat KFC, it's so fucking gross...the only thing I can have is a few of the popcorn chicken. And MK is right, their coleslaw is the best.

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Fuck it!

Newsflash: All chickens are raised that way unless they are free range.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

KFC gives me liquid ass and I regret it the minute it passes my lips.

Uh, the chicken, not the runs. Lips on my face, not on my... situation.

I'm going to stop typing now.

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platypus's picture

I'd like to roundhouse kick her
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2Di4's picture

the coleslaw and biscuits are amazing. i used to make my own fried chicken from scratch, then pick up the sides at the stinky kfc. (i swear they pump that scent all over the neighborhood).

since i'm now surrounded by pho and pita joints instead of delicious healthy fast food, i have to make my own.

michael: get the cole slaw bags at the market and follow the recipe on the package, then add a little extra apple cider vinegar & mayo. it's not as good as kfc, but it'll keep you out of that delicious den of food sin.

Miss Priss's picture

LMAO @ Tommy's Dick of destruction

Remember Brit Brit's weave of mass destruction?

We just need Tommy's dick and Shitney's weave to create amrageddon. There you have it.

And Pam, I've seen her wearing Uggs before. I bet she shopped at the Ugg store there in Australia. She's vile

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Fuck it!

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Submitted by DeeDee on July 10, 2008 - 9:46am.
Yes IG, I think you do! Farts are funny.

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LoudWhispa's picture

Check out the guy behind Pam! Is his fly open, too?

DeeDee's picture

Yes IG, I think you do! Farts are funny.

LMFAO @ elk hoof!

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islandgirl's picture

Hahaha, DeeDee! Do I need to post that fart thing again?

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